Past Players of Pateticos Unidos
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
14 | Cucaracha rastrera | Skink | 3 | 3 | Dodge, Stunty | d |
14 | Carroña deslenguada | Skink | 10 | 6 | Dodge, Stunty, Diving Tackle | d |
13 | Escoria coriacea | Skink | 10 | 19 | Dodge, Stunty, Diving Tackle, +AG | d |
12 | Alimaña enana | Skink | 11 | 21 | Dodge, Stunty, Block, Guard | n, m, n |
10 | Indeseable | Skink | 20 | 9 | Dodge, Stunty, Diving Tackle | m, d |
9 | Cucaracha veloz | Skink | 18 | 21 | Dodge, Stunty, Diving Tackle, Side Step | m, n |
8 | Muerto ambulante | Skink | 12 | 9 | Dodge, Stunty, Diving Tackle | m, -st |
5 | Lo peor de lo peor | Saurus | 4 | 0 | | d |
4 | El patetico mayor | Saurus | 20 | 27 | Block, Stand Firm | n, d |
1 | Triston | Saurus | 14 | 16 | Stand Firm, Block | d |