| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
16 | Hot damn | Lineman | 8 | 5 | Block | m, n |
1 | Mr. Crown Royal | Ogre | 17 | 18 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone Head, Throw Team Mate, Big Guy, Guard, Multiple Block | n, m, n |
14 | Miller Highlife | Blitzer | 9 | 8 | Block, Jump Up, Frenzy, Mighty Blow | d |
1 | Happy Hour | Ogre | 5 | 2 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone Head, Throw Team Mate, Big Guy | d |
15 | Black Russian | Thrower | 15 | 26 | Block, Pass, Mighty Blow, Tackle | d |
14 | Slitz malt | Blitzer | 3 | 0 | Block, Jump Up, Frenzy | n, d |
13 | Apple shot | Catcher | 15 | 22 | Block, Catch, Guard, Side Step | d |
1 | pina colada | Ogre | 6 | 0 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone Head, Throw Team Mate, Big Guy | d |
5 | vodka | Lineman | 19 | 16 | Block, Dodge, Leader | n, d |
11 | Red Stripe | Lineman | 25 | 31 | Block, +AG, Guard, Shadowing | n, m, n |
10 | Micelob Ultra | Lineman | 12 | 1 | Block | d |
8 | Busch | Lineman | 19 | 13 | Block, Dirty Player | d |
7 | Coors light | Lineman | 22 | 15 | Block, Dirty Player | n |
6 | Bud Wieser | Lineman | 28 | 38 | Block, Tackle, Pro, Shadowing | d |
5 | Wild Turkey | Thrower | 1 | 0 | Block, Pass | d |
4 | Gold slicker | Thrower | 21 | 41 | Block, Pass, Mighty Blow, Sure Hands, Tackle | n, n |
3 | Jim Bean | Blitzer | 21 | 47 | Block, Jump Up, Frenzy, Piling On, Mighty Blow, Guard | d |
2 | Jack Daniels | Blitzer | 23 | 41 | Block, Jump Up, Frenzy, Piling On, Tackle, +ST | d |
1 | Captain Morgan | Ogre | 3 | 7 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone Head, Throw Team Mate, Big Guy, Guard | d |