| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
3 | Beastly Fish | Squig Herder | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
7 | Iced | Squig Hopper | 1 | 0 | Pro, Leap, Sprint, Juggernaut, Two Heads, Very Long Legs, Blood Lust | m, n |
2 | Maggot Pie | Squig Herder | 3 | 2 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
13 | Dip | Squig Herder | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
16 | Donner Pass Survivor | Squig Herder | 6 | 12 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step | d |
8 | Dip From Last Year | Squig Herder | 7 | 13 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step | d |
7 | Lively | Squig Herder | 5 | 8 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | d |
13 | Dip From Last Year | Squig Herder | 6 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, n |
12 | Leaky Eggs | Squig Herder | 4 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step | n |
8 | Fuzzier Steak | Squig Herder | 5 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, -st |
10 | Heel Cup Surprise | Squig Herder | 18 | 34 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step, +ST, Diving Tackle | m, n, n |
6 | Rusty Nails | Squig Herder | 6 | 5 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
5 | Vegan Burger | Squig Herder | 8 | 5 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
15 | Clearly Dead | Squig Herder | 12 | 6 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step | n, m, n |
13 | Measly Porridge | Squig Herder | 2 | 10 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, +MA | m, n |
11 | Psychedelic Trip | Squig | 24 | 33 | Leap, Sprint, Juggernaut, Mighty Blow, Claw, Very Long Legs, Blood Lust, No Hands, Really Stupid, Block, Dodge, Diving Tackle | -st, m, n |
12 | Rotten Beets | Squig Herder | 8 | 6 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step | d |
10 | Severly Smelly Veal | Squig Herder | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
9 | Cut Up Filet o Bum | Squig Herder | 10 | 13 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | n, d |
8 | Fuzzy Steak | Squig Herder | 7 | 4 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | n |
7 | Plague Ridden Potato | Squig Herder | 14 | 16 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle, Side Step | m, n |
6 | Under Toilet Raisins | Squig Herder | 5 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -ag, d |
5 | Unknown Fridge Fuzzy | Squig Herder | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, n |
4 | Last Year's Lunch | Squig Herder | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, -av |
3 | Single Tail | Squig | 25 | 25 | Leap, Sprint, Juggernaut, Mighty Blow, Claw, Very Long Legs, Blood Lust, No Hands, Really Stupid, Dodge, Diving Tackle | d |
2 | Sword | Squig Hopper | 20 | 56 | Pro, Leap, Sprint, Juggernaut, Two Heads, Very Long Legs, Blood Lust, Dodge, Diving Tackle, Sure Feet, Side Step | n, m, n |