Past Players of Terrible Talkers
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
10 | Whoopi | Goblin | 4 | 2 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | n |
4 | Geraldo | Kicker | 3 | 3 | Dirty Player, Kick, Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
2 | Oprah | Looney | 2 | 0 | Chainsaw, Dodge, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon | d |