| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
8 | Assclown | Goblin | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
8 | Retard | Goblin | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
8 | The Crack Man | Goblin | 7 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
12 | The Next Deadman | Goblin | 16 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
14 | Gingerbread's Ghost | Goblin | 1 | 5 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
12 | Freak of Nature | Goblin | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
7 | Rookie Dumbass | Goblin | 31 | 19 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Side Step, Diving Tackle | d |
12 | Zippo | Goblin | 6 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
5 | Monkey | Goblin | 36 | 61 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Block, Catch, +MA, +AG | n, n |
6 | Angry Punk | Goblin | 34 | 7 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Dirty Player | n, -av, d |
3 | Buster | Goblin | 10 | 6 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Block | d |
12 | FNG | Goblin | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | n |
12 | Jim Fanaticism | Goblin | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, n |
5 | Chuck | Goblin | 10 | 14 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Side Step | -av, m, n |
4 | Big Dog | Goblin | 11 | 3 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
15 | Bubba | Goblin | 9 | 14 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Block | d |
14 | Gingerbread Man | Goblin | 25 | 46 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Block, Side Step, +MA | n, d |
13 | Bootknocka | Goblin | 41 | 18 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Side Step, Diving Tackle | -ma, n, n, d |
12 | Billy Barbarism | Goblin | 8 | 3 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
11 | Dope Dealer | Goblin | 10 | 7 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Side Step | m, -st |
10 | The Bomb | Goblin | 17 | 21 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Side Step, +ST | n, n |
8 | The Mammoth | Goblin | 31 | 38 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, +MA, Side Step, Diving Tackle | -st, d |
7 | Ignorance | Goblin | 17 | 21 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Side Step, Diving Tackle | d |
6 | Almighty God | Goblin | 11 | 11 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Side Step | d |
5 | Whammy | Goblin | 1 | 5 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, -ag |
4 | Long Duck Dong | Goblin | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
3 | Won Hung Lo | Goblin | 13 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
2 | Oriental | Troll | 52 | 103 | Mighty Blow, Regenerate, Really Stupid, Throw Team Mate, Always Hungry, Big Guy, Block, Pro, +ST, Multiple Block, Tackle | |
1 | Occidental | Troll | 52 | 105 | Mighty Blow, Regenerate, Really Stupid, Throw Team Mate, Always Hungry, Big Guy, Block, Pro, Guard, Tackle, Multiple Block | n, d |