| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
11 | Jack "Pro-Retinol" White | Blitzer | 9 | 30 | Block, Mighty Blow, Tackle | d |
12 | Andy Pettigrew | Thrower | 5 | 5 | Pass | d |
2 | Ethelred 'Purpa-Goo' Entwin | Blitzer | 8 | 28 | Block, Dodge, Pass Block | m, n |
4 | Hassan "Majic" Majeed | Thrower | 3 | 4 | Pass | d |
12 | Jack "Infantile" White | Blitzer | 2 | 0 | Block | d |
2 | Andrew "Deceased" Kelly | Lineman | 9 | 16 | Dodge, Block | d |
4 | Robert "Issues" Wood | Blitzer | 6 | 24 | Block, +AG, +MA | n, m, n |
13 | Earmunte Esceulus | Thrower | 25 | 60 | Pass, +MA, Block, +MA, Strong Arm | -av, d |
5 | Roger "Invalididated" Bickley | Blitzer | 41 | 78 | Block, Strip Ball, Dodge, Mighty Blow, Tackle, Guard | n |
1 | Jack "Nipper" White | Blitzer | 18 | 24 | Block, +MA, Dirty Player | n, m, n |
4 | Simon "Scrawny" Ward | Lineman | 16 | 28 | Block, Dodge | m, n |
10 | Beryl "Scrubber" Roberts | Witch Elf | 41 | 106 | Dodge, Jump Up, Frenzy, Mighty Blow, Block, Tackle, Side Step, Strip Ball | d |
5 | Roger "Arthritic" Bickley | Blitzer | 14 | 26 | Block, Dodge, +ST | n, d |
14 | Morag "The Crazed" Moffat | Witch Elf | 26 | 36 | Dodge, Jump Up, Frenzy, Block, Side Step, Tackle | n |
13 | Tony "Senile" Moffat | Blitzer | 17 | 35 | Block, +AG, Leap, Dodge | -av, n |
14 | Morag Moffat | Witch Elf | 4 | 4 | Dodge, Jump Up, Frenzy | m, -st |
13 | Tony Moffat | Blitzer | 6 | 16 | Block, Dodge, +MA | m, n |
9 | Brian 'Decreppid' Dawson | Thrower | 37 | 81 | Pass, Block, Sure Hands, Accurate, Dodge, Safe Throw | n |
1 | Jack 'Junior' White | Blitzer | 27 | 41 | Block, Dodge, Strip Ball, Leap | d |
12 | Robert Wood | Blitzer | 42 | 67 | Block, Dauntless, Dodge, Mighty Blow, Side Step | d |
11 | Nikki Solly | Lineman | 69 | 82 | +ST, Block, Mighty Blow, Guard, Frenzy | n, d |
10 | Beryl Roberts | Lineman | 16 | 31 | +AG, Block, Leap | n |
9 | Brian Dawson | Lineman | 3 | 0 | | -ag, m, n |
8 | Simon Ward | Lineman | 27 | 24 | Block, Guard | m, -st |
5 | Roger Bickley | Lineman | 17 | 34 | Block, Kick, Dirty Player | n |
4 | Gavin Atkinson | Lineman | 26 | 40 | Block, Dodge, Tackle | m, n |
2 | Andrew Kelly | Lineman | 48 | 44 | Block, Tackle, Guard | d |
1 | Jack White | Lineman | 4 | 6 | Block | d |