Past Players of Dork Deux
| | Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
| 5 | Rev Vile | Thrower | 10 | 13 | Pass, Accurate | d |
| 7 | Loathe | Lineman | 9 | 4 | | m, n |
| 9 | Execrate | Lineman | 13 | 16 | Kick, Block | n, n, m |
| 10 | Detest | Lineman | 8 | 6 | Block | d |
| 13 | Hostile | Lineman | 15 | 12 | Block | d |
| 16 | Hate | Lineman | 8 | 8 | Dirty Player | d |
