Past Players of Goo Funkenheimers
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
3 | Bottom Burp | Halfling | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
16 | Munter | Halfling | 2 | 5 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
5 | Bunter | Halfling | 12 | 8 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Side Step | -st, m |
3 | Squeeky Bum | Halfling | 9 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | n |
13 | Fritto | Halfling | 11 | 5 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, n |
12 | Pepsi | Halfling | 14 | 5 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | -av, m, -ma |
10 | Rumour Diehard | Halfling | 10 | 8 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, +AG | d |
9 | Crab No-legs | Halfling | 3 | 3 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
8 | Ross Agfall | Halfling | 15 | 11 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Sure Feet | m, -st |
7 | OMG Kaput | Halfling | 10 | 5 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, n |
5 | Dirth Tallent | Halfling | 1 | 3 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
3 | Gruff Bumchum | Halfling | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |