Past Players of Stoopid Maff
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
13 | Riemann | Beastman Runner | 5 | 1 | Horns | m, -av |
11 | Brian Quickhammer | Beastman Runner | 2 | 2 | Horns | d |
10 | Riemann | Beastman Runner | 11 | 2 | Horns | m, d |
6 | Archimedes | Beastman Runner | 3 | 0 | Horns | m, d |
2 | Newton | Chosen Blocker | 14 | 11 | Block | d |
3 | Lorentz | Chosen Blocker | 35 | 61 | Block, Mighty Blow, Claw, +ST | m, d |
1 | Laplace | Chosen Blocker | 13 | 17 | Block, Jump Up | d |
2 | Newton | Chosen Blocker | 25 | 48 | Claw, Mighty Blow, Block | d |
16 | Hypatia | Beastman Runner | 18 | 8 | Horns, Block | d |
15 | Goldbach | Beastman Runner | 15 | 6 | Horns, Block | -ma, -st |
14 | Poincare | Beastman Runner | 29 | 38 | Horns, Block, Mighty Blow, Claw | d |
13 | Euclid | Beastman Runner | 25 | 8 | Horns, Guard | m, d |
12 | Fermat | Beastman Runner | 28 | 29 | Horns, Block, Tackle | m, d |
11 | Lagrange | Beastman Runner | 28 | 31 | Horns, Dirty Player, +MA | d |
10 | Hilbert | Beastman | 5 | 1 | Horns | m, -ma |
9 | Riemann | Beastman Runner | 24 | 27 | Horns, Claw, Mighty Blow | m, -st |
8 | Euler | Beastman Runner | 23 | 56 | Horns, Claw, Block, Mighty Blow, Juggernaut | -ma, m, d |
7 | Archimedes | Beastman | 3 | 2 | Horns | d |
6 | Gauss | Beastman Runner | 29 | 28 | Horns, Block, Tackle | d |