| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
7 | Voracious Victor | Halfling | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, -av |
4 | Fatty Foodfreak | Halfling | 7 | 2 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
16 | Obese Otto | Halfling | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, n |
14 | Fat Fido | Halfling Hopeful | 20 | 17 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step, Diving Tackle | -av |
15 | Unscrupulous Uno | Halfling | 9 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
14 | Fleshbreadth Fred | Halfling | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, n |
12 | Laughing Lenny | Halfling | 13 | 13 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Diving Tackle | m, n |
10 | Digesting Dennis | Halfling Hopeful | 23 | 30 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step, Diving Tackle | m, d |
8 | Burping Ben | Halfling | 13 | 3 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, d |
7 | Eating Eddy | Halfling | 12 | 6 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Side Step | m, m, -av |
5 | Scavenging Scott | Halfling | 10 | 12 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Diving Tackle | m, n |
4 | Carnivore Chris | Halfling | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, -ma |
3 | Meateating Marty | Halfling | 13 | 6 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Side Step | d |
2 | Bloodroots | Treeman | 14 | 7 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Take Root, Throw Team Mate, Big Guy, Stand Firm, Guard | d |