| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
6 | Texan Tree Whiner | Chaos Halfling | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
12 | Texan Tree Whiner | Chaos Halfling | 1 | 2 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
16 | Texan Tree Whiner | Chaos Halfling | 4 | 8 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | d |
9 | Groaning Oak | Chaos Halfling | 8 | 6 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | d |
10 | Silly Spruce | Chaos Halfling | 7 | 6 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Dirty Player | m, n |
11 | Grouchy Kauri | Chaos Halfling | 7 | 14 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | d |
12 | Sequoiadendron ARES | Chaos Halfling | 5 | 5 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, n |
13 | Boabitch | Chaos Halfling | 3 | 3 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, n |
14 | Willow Whiner | Chaos Halfling | 9 | 9 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | d |
16 | Texan Tree Whiner | Chaos Halfling | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
5 | Whinerboom | Head Carver | 3 | 2 | Dodge, Right Stuff | d |
2 | erm | Chaos Spawn | 8 | 31 | Frenzy, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Horns, Always Hungry, Loner, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate, Wild Animal, Block, Claw, Piling On | n, m |