| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
8 | Wesley Snipes | Longbeard | 4 | 0 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle | m, n |
15 | Isaac Hayes | Troll Slayer | 15 | 7 | Block, Thick Skull, Dauntless, Frenzy, Mighty Blow | d |
10 | Bill Cosby | Longbeard | 23 | 15 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, Guard | d |
10 | Bill Cosby | Longbeard | 1 | 0 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle | d |
13 | Michael Jordan | Runner | 9 | 3 | Sure Hands, Thick Skull | m, n |
15 | Wesley Snipes | Troll Slayer | 8 | 5 | Block, Thick Skull, Dauntless, Frenzy | m, n |
11 | Eddie Murphy | Longbeard | 35 | 11 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, Dirty Player | -av, d |
10 | O. J. Simpson | Longbeard | 13 | 8 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, Guard | d |
9 | Barack Obama | Longbeard | 37 | 50 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, Guard, Mighty Blow, Pro | d |
8 | Jesse Owens | Longbeard | 32 | 17 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, Dirty Player | d |
7 | Malcolm X | Longbeard | 10 | 18 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, +AG, +ST | n |
3 | Martin Luther King | Longbeard | 37 | 40 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, Mighty Blow, Guard, Pro | m, n |
2 | Lennox Lewis | Blitzer | 21 | 33 | Block, Thick Skull, Side Step, Dodge, Guard | n |
1 | Mohammed Ali | Blitzer | 30 | 52 | Block, Thick Skull, Mighty Blow, Side Step, Guard, Tackle | -st |