| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
6 | Towelie III | Gnoblar | 5 | 5 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | -ag, m, -ma, d |
13 | Wendy Testaburger IV | Gnoblar | 15 | 5 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | -ma, d |
1 | Kyle Broflovski VII | Gnoblar | 1 | 5 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | d |
14 | Jimmy Vulmer III | Gnoblar | 14 | 5 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | m, m, d |
15 | Mr. Slave | Gnoblar | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | d |
12 | Bebe Stevens III | Gnoblar | 13 | 11 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable, Dirty Player | -av, n, d |
1 | Kyle Broflovski VI | Gnoblar | 5 | 5 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | d |
1 | Kyle Broflovski V | Gnoblar | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | d |
14 | Jimmy Vulmer II | Gnoblar | 8 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | -ag, d |
3 | Kenny McCormick III | Gnoblar | 17 | 5 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | -ma, d |
1 | Kyle Broflovski IV | Gnoblar | 4 | 7 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable, Dirty Player | d |
13 | Wendy Testaburger III | Gnoblar | 12 | 4 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | m, d |
1 | Kyle Broflovski III | Gnoblar | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | d |
13 | Wendy Testaburger II | Gnoblar | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | d |
12 | Bebe Stevens II | Gnoblar | 7 | 6 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable, Diving Tackle | m, -av, d |
6 | Towelie II | Gnoblar | 19 | 3 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | m, m, d |
3 | Kenny McCormick II | Gnoblar | 3 | 5 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | d |
17 | Brian Clearbrook | Gnoblar | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | d |
4 | Stan Marsh II | Gnoblar | 20 | 3 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | n, -ma, m, d |
20 | Duane Dirtyeagle | Gnoblar | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | d |
19 | Evander Silentwing | Gnoblar | 1 | 5 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | d |
14 | Jimmy Vulmer | Gnoblar | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | d |
13 | Wendy Testaburger | Gnoblar | 5 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | d |
12 | Bebe Stevens | Gnoblar | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | -ma, d |
4 | Stan Marsh | Gnoblar | 4 | 5 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | m, d |
1 | Kyle Broflovski II | Gnoblar | 16 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | m, -ag, d |
9 | Lisa | Ogre | 47 | 77 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone-head, Throw Team-Mate, Guard, Juggernaut, Grab, +MA, Stand Firm | m, m, d |
6 | Towelie | Gnoblar | 6 | 10 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable, Sneaky Git | d |
5 | Butters Stotch | Gnoblar | 7 | 5 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | m, d |
4 | Stan Marsh | Gnoblar | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | d |
1 | Kyle Broflovski | Gnoblar | 3 | 6 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable, Side Step | |
3 | Kenny McCormick | Gnoblar | 17 | 5 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | -ma, d |
2 | Eric Cartman | Gnoblar | 6 | 11 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable, Sure Feet | m, m, d |