Past Players of Noob Guide For Dummies
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
10 | Heidi | Lineman | 3 | 7 | Block | -av |
7 | Leben in der Gefahrenzone | Blitzer | 8 | 0 | Block | d |
10 | Hire & Fire | Lineman | 1 | 0 | | |
14 | Fallout Boy | Goblin | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | |
10 | Lenny | Lineman | 4 | 5 | | n |
9 | Barney | Lineman | 13 | 0 | | m, -ag |
13 | Maggie | Troll | 17 | 14 | Mighty Blow, Always Hungry, Loner, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate, Guard | d |
12 | Ralph | Thrower | 15 | 14 | Sure Hands, Pass, +AG | |
10 | Luigi | Lineman | 6 | 0 | | |
9 | Amadopolis | Lineman | 6 | 2 | | |
8 | Wiggum | Blitzer | 14 | 17 | Block, Jump Up, Mighty Blow | m, m |
7 | Szyslak | Blitzer | 13 | 36 | Block, Guard, Mighty Blow, Tackle | m, d |
5 | Dr. Marvin | Blitzer | 14 | 15 | Block, Dodge | -ma |