| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
12 | Snott worth naming | Gnoblar | 4 | 5 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | d |
17 | Yorick Blueshield | Gnoblar | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | d |
9 | Splat | Gnoblar | 3 | 10 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | d |
17 | Nicholas Quickbone | Gnoblar | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | d |
14 | Snot a good buy | Gnoblar | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | d |
12 | Snot a chance | Gnoblar | 6 | 5 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | d |
7 | Snot going to win | Gnoblar | 13 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | m, d |
8 | Snot ever gonna live to see 4 games | Gnoblar | 11 | 5 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | m, d |
9 | Snot going to score | Gnoblar | 7 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | n |
6 | Snot the mvp | Gnoblar | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | -ma, d |
5 | Snot the only one | Gnoblar | 14 | 7 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable, +AG | m, m, m, d |
8 | Edward Hardshield | Gnoblar | 2 | 8 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable, Leader | d |
7 | Seven | Ogre | 3 | 6 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone-head, Throw Team-Mate | d |
10 | snot ready yet | Gnoblar | 3 | 5 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | |
15 | Snot your ordinary snottling | Gnoblar | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | |
9 | Snot earning any spp | Gnoblar | 4 | 6 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable, Sure Feet | |
8 | Snot the best player | Gnoblar | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | m |
6 | Snot gonna see the second half | Gnoblar | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | m |
14 | Five | Ogre | 8 | 14 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone-head, Throw Team-Mate, Break Tackle | -av |
13 | snot worth the tv | Gnoblar | 6 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | d |
5 | Snot going to last long | Gnoblar | 11 | 5 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | |
13 | flat | Gnoblar | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | d |
12 | doomed | Gnoblar | 12 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | m, m |
11 | splat | Gnoblar | 24 | 18 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable, Catch, Diving Catch | m, -av, d |
10 | crunch | Gnoblar | 10 | 5 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | -ag, d |
9 | ded yet? | Gnoblar | 8 | 3 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | m, m, d |
8 | background | Gnoblar | 8 | 10 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable, Sneaky Git | -ma |
7 | extra | Gnoblar | 11 | 8 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable, Sure Feet | m |
6 | fodder | Gnoblar | 9 | 10 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable, Sneaky Git | |
1 | one | Ogre | 31 | 64 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone-head, Throw Team-Mate, Break Tackle, Stand Firm, Juggernaut, Guard | m, d |