Past Players of Twizted Turnips
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
2 | Poyn 'T' Hat II | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 8 | 2 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull | |
8 | Foul 'Ole Ron | Hobgoblin | 4 | 1 | | d |
10 | Ape Knucklescrape | Hobgoblin | 11 | 6 | Wrestle | m, d |
8 | Midge Idgit | Hobgoblin | 3 | 0 | | d |
5 | Krud the Impaler | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 16 | 14 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Guard | -ma, d |
4 | Wotno Trousers | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 4 | 0 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull | d |
3 | Poyn 'T' Hat | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 9 | 7 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Guard | -av, d |
2 | Clarabelle | Bull Centaur Blitzer | 10 | 16 | Sprint, Sure Feet, Thick Skull, Dodge, Block | -av, d |