| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
9 | Hasso Version 3.0 | Squig Herder | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -st |
11 | Gir Version 3.0 | Squig Herder | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
11 | Gir Version 2.0 | Squig Herder | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
9 | Fritzi | Squig Herder | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
16 | Hasso Version 2.0 | Squig Herder | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
11 | Gir | Squig Herder | 5 | 5 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -av |
12 | Schimli | Squig Herder | 11 | 10 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | n |
15 | Tasty | Squig Herder | 15 | 17 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle, +ST | d |
16 | Hasso | Squig Herder | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -st |
4 | Fauch | Squig | 2 | 4 | Leap, Sprint, Juggernaut, Mighty Blow, Claw, Very Long Legs, Blood Lust, No Hands, Really Stupid | d |
3 | Myam Myam Myam | Squig | 1 | 0 | Leap, Sprint, Juggernaut, Mighty Blow, Claw, Very Long Legs, Blood Lust, No Hands, Really Stupid | -av |