Past Players of Distinguished Men of Science
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
11 | Islamic As Hell, Dog | Zombie | 1 | 5 | Regeneration | |
14 | Steve the temp | Zombie | 1 | 0 | Regeneration | |
1 | Karl Marx | Zombie | 1 | 0 | Regeneration | |
8 | Dr. Paul the Creationist | Ghoul Runner | 8 | 14 | Dodge, Block | -ma |
10 | Peter Sellers | Zombie | 13 | 2 | Regeneration | m, -ma |
14 | Richard Bluesnake | Zombie | 1 | 0 | Regeneration | |
14 | Running Scared | Zombie | 1 | 0 | Regeneration | |
10 | Mr. Erland the Assistant | Zombie | 7 | 0 | Regeneration | -ma |
10 | Dr. Tubbs the Chiropractor | Zombie | 2 | 0 | Regeneration | d |
7 | Erland | Zombie | 1 | 0 | Regeneration | |
13 | Dr Augustus the Polygrapher | Zombie | 29 | 12 | Regeneration, Wrestle | d |
12 | Dr. Kardec the Ghostbuster | Zombie | 6 | 10 | Regeneration, Block | d |
1 | Dr. Jung the Psychoanalyst | Flesh Golem | 21 | 27 | Stand Firm, Thick Skull, Regeneration, Block, Guard | d |
10 | Dr. Mesmer the Hypnotist | Zombie | 4 | 7 | Regeneration | d |
8 | Dr. Astley the Memetic | Ghoul Runner | 16 | 31 | Dodge, Block, Sure Hands, Side Step | m, -st |
11 | Dr. "Brains" the Phrenologist | Zombie | 27 | 2 | Regeneration | n |