Past Players of Fairly Nondescript
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
12 | Logan | Brownie | 2 | 5 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
4 | Daveth | Pixie | 6 | 2 | Dodge, Very Long Legs, Hypnotic Gaze, Stunty | d |
9 | Fintan | Leprechaun | 5 | 0 | Strip Ball, Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -av |