| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
14 | Grandolf | Lineman | 4 | 10 | +AV | n |
11 | Manta Manta | Gutter Runner | 4 | 6 | Dodge, Weeping Dagger, Block | -ma |
4 | Slashed Somertown XFL VII | Lineman | 3 | 0 | | n |
15 | Brillant Brandy | Lineman | 6 | 2 | | d |
14 | Torrid Thomas | Lineman | 5 | 0 | | -av |
11 | Tossed Tulip | Lineman | 6 | 0 | | d |
5 | Jilted Lover | Lineman | 12 | 6 | Dirty Player | -av |
4 | Towering Tom | Lineman | 5 | 10 | +AV | -st |
12 | Sean Palebone | Lineman | 21 | 10 | Dirty Player | d |
3 | Jigger Jigersaw | Blitzer | 4 | 13 | Block, Mighty Blow | d |
12 | Bobby Thorn | Lineman | 2 | 0 | | -st |
11 | Black Grubber | Lineman | 7 | 5 | | m, -av |
14 | Julie Knight | Lineman | 3 | 0 | | m, d |
10 | Apop Ahoy | Gutter Runner | 3 | 6 | Dodge, Weeping Dagger, Wrestle | -st |
15 | Gigi Boomer | Lineman | 15 | 12 | Guard | m, -ma, d |
14 | Willow Wisp | Lineman | 4 | 5 | | d |
12 | Nu'fada Along | Lineman | 7 | 0 | | d |
10 | Leeli Songmistress | Lineman | 1 | 0 | | n |
3 | Synn Slaughter | Blitzer | 12 | 13 | Block, Guard | m, d |
14 | Edgy Elf | Lineman | 2 | 0 | | -av |
5 | Claudia Claymore | Gutter Runner | 2 | 12 | Dodge, Weeping Dagger, +AG | d |
7 | Tommy Turd | Lineman | 15 | 7 | Kick | m, m, -ma |
10 | Anika Armorfist | Gutter Runner | 4 | 6 | Dodge, Weeping Dagger, Block | m, -av |
10 | Anika Returns! | Gutter Runner | 3 | 1 | Dodge, Weeping Dagger | d |
10 | Anika Avenger | Gutter Runner | 2 | 4 | Dodge, Weeping Dagger | -ma |
11 | Gray Grubber | Lineman | 18 | 24 | Block, Fend | m, n |
5 | Shu Blue | Lineman | 2 | 3 | | d |
13 | Jay Thunder | Lineman | 6 | 0 | | d |
11 | Purple Joy | Lineman | 3 | 0 | | d |
6 | Pete Chomper | Lineman | 47 | 28 | Dirty Player, Wrestle | m, m, d |
12 | Lucky Bucket | Lineman | 18 | 27 | Kick, Shadowing | m, d |
11 | Asher Disaster | Gutter Runner | 5 | 3 | Dodge, Weeping Dagger | -ma |
5 | Tom Toenail | Lineman | 7 | 0 | | m, n |
3 | Wicked Wasp | Blitzer | 18 | 19 | Block, Guard, Mighty Blow | m, m, m, d |
12 | Bruce Bruiser | Lineman | 3 | 0 | | -av |
5 | Jack Dimwit | Lineman | 4 | 0 | | n |
11 | Asher Terror | Gutter Runner | 5 | 10 | Dodge, Weeping Dagger, Wrestle | m, d |
10 | Anika Swift | Gutter Runner | 14 | 69 | Dodge, Weeping Dagger, Wrestle, +MA, Side Step, Shadowing | m, m, -ag |
9 | Phil Frost | Lineman | 12 | 8 | Guard | m, d |
7 | Jimmy Spotless | Lineman | 21 | 15 | Dirty Player | -ma |
6 | Bob Thorn | Lineman | 10 | 8 | Block | d |
5 | Jack Kneecapper | Lineman | 1 | 0 | | -av |
4 | Dan Dangerous | Thrower | 39 | 55 | Sure Hands, Pass, Leader, Block, Accurate, Fend | m, m |
3 | Hale Heft | Blitzer | 6 | 31 | Block, Mighty Blow, Tackle, Juggernaut | d |
2 | Jaclyn Jagged | Blitzer | 47 | 201 | Block, Claw, Mighty Blow, Juggernaut, Tackle, Jump Up, +ST | m, n, m, d |
1 | Alice Lightning | Rat Ogre | 60 | 236 | Frenzy, Mighty Blow, Prehensile Tail, Loner, Wild Animal, Claw, Juggernaut, Juggernaut, Break Tackle, Thick Skull, Guard | m, d |