| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
8 | Tickles | Anointed Thrower | 4 | 11 | Sure Hands, Pass, Regeneration, Accurate | -ag |
4 | Teddy Bear | Tomb Guardian | 23 | 19 | Decay, Regeneration, Mighty Blow, Guard | d |
10 | Cousin Bernie | Skeleton Lineman | 10 | 5 | Thick Skull, Regeneration | -st |
9 | M'ma | Skeleton Lineman | 8 | 0 | Thick Skull, Regeneration | d |
11 | Cousin Beckie | Skeleton Lineman | 2 | 0 | Thick Skull, Regeneration | d |
16 | Granma Viola | Skeleton Lineman | 25 | 18 | Thick Skull, Regeneration, Block, Tackle | m, d |
1 | Care Bear | Tomb Guardian | 24 | 20 | Decay, Regeneration, Mighty Blow, Guard | d |
17 | Edward Hotfield | Skeleton Lineman | 1 | 0 | Thick Skull, Regeneration | d |
8 | Tickles | Anointed Thrower | 24 | 28 | Sure Hands, Pass, Regeneration, Leader, Block | d |
4 | Teddy | Tomb Guardian | 16 | 8 | Decay, Regeneration, Mighty Blow | d |
12 | Old Ma | Skeleton Lineman | 23 | 33 | Thick Skull, Regeneration, +AG, Dodge, Block | d |
13 | Uncle Alan | Skeleton Lineman | 15 | 17 | Thick Skull, Regeneration, Block, Tackle | d |
14 | Aunty Alice | Skeleton Lineman | 45 | 31 | Thick Skull, Regeneration, Block, Dirty Player, Fend | m, d |
16 | Granny Jane | Skeleton Lineman | 16 | 5 | Thick Skull, Regeneration | d |
5 | Hugs | Anointed Blitzer | 8 | 13 | Block, Regeneration, Mighty Blow | n |
4 | Teddy Bear | Tomb Guardian | 8 | 10 | Decay, Regeneration, Block | d |
3 | Monchhichi | Tomb Guardian | 10 | 9 | Decay, Regeneration, Guard | -st, m |
1 | Care Bear | Tomb Guardian | 10 | 8 | Decay, Regeneration, Guard | d |