| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
5 | Ooo! That's Gotta Hurt | Gnoblar | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | d |
4 | Don't Forget to BH Me! | Gnoblar | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | -ag |
1 | I am a Kyyberi Target | Gnoblar | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | m |
9 | Captain Steubing | Gnoblar | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | d |
7 | Hydrox Fiend | Gnoblar | 4 | 5 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | m |
4 | NBFL Future Star | Gnoblar | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | -av |
3 | I'm Sure I'll Get -AG | Gnoblar | 9 | 5 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | m |
10 | Steven Seagal | Gnoblar | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | d |
1 | Dodger Thuddell, Comissioner | Gnoblar | 5 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | d |
6 | New Angryland Patriots Franchise | Gnoblar | 7 | 6 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable, Catch | m |
11 | Sarah Jessica Parker | Gnoblar | 10 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | -ma |
8 | Dodger Thuddell | Gnoblar | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | m |
9 | Bugs Bunny | Gnoblar | 4 | 6 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable, Sure Feet | n |
7 | Hydrox Junkie | Gnoblar | 5 | 3 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | n |
14 | Troy Williamson | Gnoblar | 11 | 6 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable, Catch | m, -ma |
12 | Carl | Gnoblar | 12 | 2 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | m |
11 | Dodger Thuddell | Gnoblar | 2 | 5 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | d |
10 | Steven Seagal | Gnoblar | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | -ma |
9 | Pepe LePew | Gnoblar | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | m |
8 | I Wish I Was A Halfling | Gnoblar | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | -av |
7 | Hydrox Lover | Gnoblar | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | n |
6 | Forest Gump | Gnoblar | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | n |
5 | I Get -ST From The Shower | Gnoblar | 8 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | -ma |
4 | Most Likely To Die | Gnoblar | 5 | 6 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable, Sure Feet | d |
3 | I Probably Get -AG | Gnoblar | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | -st |
2 | I Get Badly Hurt | Gnoblar | 12 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | d |
1 | I Break Easily | Gnoblar | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | d |