| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
10 | Bubye | Pogo Stick | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Leap, Sprint, Very Long Legs, Right Stuff | -av |
12 | Bombur Klutz | Bomber | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Bombardier, Secret Weapon, Stunty | -st |
1 | Sawney | Looney | 7 | 5 | Chainsaw, Dodge, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon | n, m, d |
6 | Boomdakka | Bomber | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Bombardier, Secret Weapon, Stunty | d |
11 | Gobboy | Goblin | 5 | 2 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, d |
12 | Crabapple | Goblin | 8 | 4 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, n, -av |
11 | Swampy | Goblin | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | n |
6 | Bombur | Bomber | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Bombardier, Secret Weapon, Stunty | d |
1 | Saw rus | Looney | 6 | 0 | Chainsaw, Dodge, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon | -ag |
13 | Arthurius | Goblin | 5 | 5 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, d |
13 | Gerard | Goblin | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -ma |
12 | Filler | Goblin | 7 | 5 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
8 | Gottem | Kicker | 14 | 8 | Dirty Player, Kick, Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | m, d |
1 | Juiceworth | Looney | 12 | 5 | Chainsaw, Dodge, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon | d |
14 | Wandsworth | Goblin | 13 | 9 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | -av, d |
13 | Derek | Goblin | 8 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -ma |
12 | Nigel | Goblin | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, d |
11 | Askwith | Goblin | 15 | 23 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, +AG, Catch | m, d |
10 | Turkey Baster | Pogo Stick | 26 | 34 | Dodge, Leap, Sprint, Very Long Legs, Right Stuff, Block, Tackle, Sure Hands | m, -av, n, -ma, m |
9 | Mad Hamish | Pogo Stick | 21 | 40 | Dodge, Leap, Sprint, Very Long Legs, Right Stuff, Block, Tackle, +AG | m, n, d |
8 | Gittem | Kicker | 4 | 0 | Dirty Player, Kick, Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -ma, n |
7 | Stompy | Kicker | 14 | 19 | Dirty Player, Kick, Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, +ST, Jump Up | m, -av |
6 | Dakka | Bomber | 16 | 7 | Dodge, Bombardier, Secret Weapon, Stunty | d |
5 | Boom | Bomber | 11 | 0 | Dodge, Bombardier, Secret Weapon, Stunty | -ma, n |
4 | Gun | Fanatic | 24 | 24 | Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon, Block, Mighty Blow | n, d |
3 | Golden | Looney | 27 | 12 | Chainsaw, Dodge, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon, Sneaky Git | -st |
1 | Silence | Looney | 4 | 0 | Chainsaw, Dodge, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon | d |