| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
1 | Leader RR | Thrower | 1 | 0 | Sure Hands, Pass | n |
1 | Big Teeth Brutus | Rat Ogre | 1 | 0 | Frenzy, Mighty Blow, Prehensile Tail, Loner, Wild Animal | d |
18 | Albert Hideousfist | Lineman | 1 | 0 | | d |
8 | Two Step Shuffle | Lineman | 3 | 0 | | -ma |
7 | Raped by Gobli | Lineman | 3 | 0 | | n |
7 | Raped by Prez III | Lineman | 5 | 2 | | d |
10 | Nibbles VII | Lineman | 12 | 2 | | -ma |
6 | Trap Dodger | Gutter Runner | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Weeping Dagger | -av |
10 | Nibbles IV | Lineman | 3 | 0 | | m |
8 | Raped by Prez II | Lineman | 6 | 0 | | d |
10 | Nibbles III | Lineman | 3 | 2 | | -av |
9 | Brother Luke | Lineman | 14 | 10 | Kick | m, m, d |
8 | Raped by Prez | Lineman | 3 | 2 | | -st |
12 | Pinky | Gutter Runner | 20 | 37 | Dodge, Weeping Dagger, Wrestle, Dauntless, Tackle | m, d |
11 | Jerry's Third Stunt Double | Lineman | 5 | 5 | | d |
18 | Alexander Clearshield | Lineman | 1 | 0 | | d |
10 | Nibbles II | Lineman | 7 | 0 | | m, m, -av, d |
9 | Fink IV | Lineman | 9 | 7 | Block | d |
9 | Fink III | Lineman | 3 | 2 | | d |
12 | Fink II | Lineman | 1 | 0 | | d |
7 | The Brain | Thrower | 22 | 41 | Sure Hands, Pass, Accurate, Extra Arms, Strong Arm | m, m, m, d |
11 | Jerry's Newest Stunt Double | Lineman | 12 | 12 | Block | -ag, m, d |
11 | Jerry's Stunt Double | Lineman | 5 | 0 | | m, d |
10 | Lil Squeaker | Lineman | 15 | 10 | Block | m, d |
9 | Nibbles | Lineman | 11 | 2 | | m, n, d |
8 | Private Toucher | Lineman | 22 | 8 | Kick | m, m, m, d |
7 | Fink | Lineman | 11 | 0 | | d |
6 | Patches | Gutter Runner | 27 | 50 | Dodge, Weeping Dagger, Sprint, Pass Block, Block | m, m, -av |
5 | Cheesy Jack | Gutter Runner | 44 | 139 | Dodge, Weeping Dagger, Sprint, Side Step, Sure Feet, Block, Leap | -av, d |
4 | Trap Dodger | Gutter Runner | 24 | 74 | Dodge, Weeping Dagger, +AG, Leap, Block, Side Step | m, d |
2 | Vash | Blitzer | 23 | 20 | Block, Mighty Blow, Guard | m, n |
1 | "Big Teeth" Bruno | Rat Ogre | 38 | 85 | Frenzy, Mighty Blow, Prehensile Tail, Loner, Wild Animal, Juggernaut, Block, Guard, Stand Firm, Break Tackle | m, m, m, m, m, d |