Past Players of Dang-Dang
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
9 | Fred Fodder | Goblin | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
12 | Jelly Timk | Goblin | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
9 | Cheeser The Geezer | Goblin | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
6 | Leper Leaperson | Pogo Stick | 6 | 8 | Dodge, Leap, Sprint, Very Long Legs, Right Stuff, +AG | d |
12 | Sheepsaw | Looney | 6 | 5 | Chainsaw, Dodge, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon | -st, d |
9 | Gordon Croweater | Goblin | 2 | 5 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
7 | Smash Tom | Bomber | 12 | 0 | Dodge, Bombardier, Secret Weapon, Stunty | |
6 | Lippy 'Bouncer' Drippy | Pogo Stick | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Leap, Sprint, Very Long Legs, Right Stuff | d |
2 | Billy 'Bouncy' Vanilli | Pogo Stick | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Leap, Sprint, Very Long Legs, Right Stuff | d |