| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
14 | Could You please tell me the way to the curling arena? | Halfling | 1 | 5 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
15 | Give me some! | Halfling | 3 | 3 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
14 | Niggle collector | Halfling | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, n |
8 | Haaaaaarder! | Halfling | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
13 | Oh, it hurts so good | Halfling | 6 | 3 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
8 | Do I look like a troll slayer? | Halfling | 12 | 6 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Diving Tackle | -av, m, n |
6 | Block me to get SPP | Halfling | 16 | 13 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Sure Feet | n, m |
3 | Half a bloodbowler | Halfling | 19 | 22 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, +AG, Sure Feet | -st, m, n |
12 | Target practice dummy | Halfling | 16 | 15 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Sure Feet | d |
4 | Dead meat | Halfling | 23 | 15 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Sure Feet | d |
11 | So, armour is allowed... | Halfling | 21 | 41 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Sure Feet, +AG, Sprint | -av, -ma, -ma, d |
15 | KO:d by the bowl | Halfling | 18 | 15 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Diving Tackle | n, -st |
8 | Failing apo | Halfling | 5 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
14 | Niggle collector | Halfling | 18 | 22 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Dirty Player, +AG | d |
13 | Ready for the next world | Halfling | 3 | 2 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | -av |
12 | Target practice dummy | Halfling | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | -av |
11 | What, can one have armour in this game? | Halfling | 2 | 1 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, -ma |
10 | Please niggle me so that I can go home | Halfling | 12 | 35 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Sure Feet, +AG, Sprint | n, d |
9 | Flying, flying, flying, RIP | Halfling | 3 | 3 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | n |
8 | Half a man | Halfling | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
7 | A third of a skill | Halfling | 7 | 5 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
6 | Smallest lineman of all times | Halfling | 4 | 2 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | -av, m, n |
4 | Block me to get SPP | Halfling | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | n, d |
3 | I'm bleeding | Halfling | 7 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
1 | Taking a nap | Treeman | 17 | 13 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Take Root, Throw Team Mate, Big Guy, Stand Firm, Block | d |