| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
12 | Sir Edmund Hillary | Gnoblar | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | d |
16 | Piri Weepu | Gnoblar | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | d |
16 | The Dunedin Dick | Gnoblar | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | d |
12 | The Seatoun SHlT | Gnoblar | 5 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | d |
16 | The Kings-Hill King | Gnoblar | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | d |
9 | The Eden Explosion | Gnoblar | 9 | 3 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | m, m, d |
6 | The Rangitoto `Ruption | Gnoblar | 6 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | d |
14 | The Invercargill Idiot | Gnoblar | 8 | 5 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | m, m |
14 | The Nelson Nameless | Gnoblar | 3 | 1 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | d |
13 | The Rotorua Robber | Gnoblar | 3 | 1 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | m, d |
12 | The Te Aro Toe Rag | Gnoblar | 6 | 6 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable, Sure Feet | d |
10 | The Taupo Tripper | Gnoblar | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | d |
9 | The Dunedin Drooler | Gnoblar | 5 | 1 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | d |
8 | The Taihape Tank | Gnoblar | 11 | 15 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable, Jump Up | m, n, m |
6 | The Palmy P0rn-Star | Gnoblar | 5 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | d |
5 | The Napier Nose-Picker | Gnoblar | 12 | 3 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | -av |