| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
3 | Barky | Treeman | 2 | 6 | Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Strong Arm, Thick Skull, Take Root, Throw Team-Mate | d |
15 | Steve Sausage | Halfling | 3 | 5 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
3 | Calipso | Mootguard | 4 | 11 | Pro, Dodge, Stand Firm, Stunty, Mighty Blow | d |
10 | Barry Bigmac | Borrower | 6 | 3 | Strip Ball, Dodge, Dump-Off, Nerves Of Steel, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
8 | Marvin Mango | Catcher | 2 | 8 | Catch, Dodge, Nerves Of Steel, Stunty, Block | -ma |
14 | Ollie Olive | Halfling | 10 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | -ag |
5 | Chris Creamcheese | Halfling | 1 | 5 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
6 | Peter Pretzel | Halfling | 11 | 11 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Block | n, -ma |
10 | Giles Goatcheese | Halfling | 12 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | n |
6 | Alf Apple | Halfling | 5 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
4 | Thurin Thrumpy | Catcher | 13 | 19 | Catch, Dodge, Nerves Of Steel, Stunty, Side Step, Diving Tackle | d |
8 | Mud Pie | Borrower | 12 | 9 | Strip Ball, Dodge, Dump-Off, Nerves Of Steel, Right Stuff, Stunty, Block | m, d |
10 | Percy Pear | Halfling | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, -st |
9 | Gary Gerkin | Halfling | 9 | 2 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, d |
8 | Kevin Kiwi | Borrower | 1 | 5 | Strip Ball, Dodge, Dump-Off, Nerves Of Steel, Right Stuff, Stunty | -av |
14 | Samual Salad | Halfling | 12 | 21 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Block, Side Step | -av |
4 | James Jammy Dodger | Halfling | 9 | 4 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | n |
11 | Fred Flan | Halfling | 20 | 18 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, +AG, Leap | -st |
16 | Bertie Buncake | Halfling | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -av |
14 | Trevor Treacle | Halfling | 7 | 2 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
12 | Peter Pizza | Catcher | 31 | 39 | Catch, Dodge, Nerves Of Steel, Stunty, Block, +AG, Leap | m, m, -av |
11 | Calvin Cheesecake | Halfling | 5 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | n |
15 | Bobby Borrower | Borrower | 41 | 39 | Strip Ball, Dodge, Dump-Off, Nerves Of Steel, Right Stuff, Stunty, +ST, Jump Up, Side Step | m, m, d |
5 | Stinky Cheese | Halfling | 31 | 15 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Sneaky Git | m, m, m, m, d |
14 | Trevor Teppinaki | Catcher | 7 | 5 | Catch, Dodge, Nerves Of Steel, Stunty | -ag |
13 | Freddy Fingerfood | Halfling | 33 | 16 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle, Sneaky Git | m, m, n |
12 | Chester Cambert | Halfling | 6 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -ag |
11 | Andy Appletart | Halfling | 5 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | n |
10 | Jonny Juiperberry | Halfling | 26 | 24 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle, Leap | -av |
9 | Larry Rice | Halfling | 20 | 21 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Block, Diving Tackle | m, -av |
8 | Davey Devilcake | Borrower | 24 | 22 | Strip Ball, Dodge, Dump-Off, Nerves Of Steel, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step, Jump Up | m, m, d |
7 | Punting Pie | Punter | 42 | 50 | Kick, Dodge, Hail Mary Pass, Right Stuff, Stunty, Leader, Pass, Accurate | m, m, d |
6 | Cyril Cherry | Catcher | 28 | 60 | Catch, Dodge, Nerves Of Steel, Stunty, Block, +AG, Leap, Side Step | n, m, n |
5 | Sam Lettuce | Borrower | 1 | 0 | Strip Ball, Dodge, Dump-Off, Nerves Of Steel, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
4 | Punty | Punter | 16 | 19 | Kick, Dodge, Hail Mary Pass, Right Stuff, Stunty, Pass, Block | n |
3 | Mootyiful | Mootguard | 43 | 78 | Pro, Dodge, Stand Firm, Stunty, +MA, Mighty Blow, Guard, Block, Piling On | m, m, d |
2 | Moot Mustard | Mootguard | 12 | 24 | Pro, Dodge, Stand Firm, Stunty, Mighty Blow, Guard | d |
1 | Woody | Treeman | 49 | 130 | Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Strong Arm, Thick Skull, Take Root, Throw Team-Mate, Block, Pro, +MA, Guard, Multiple Block | d |