| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
14 | Sifilitico | Gnoblar | 7 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | -ag, d |
12 | Sir Charles | Gnoblar | 7 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | -av, d |
11 | No no NOOOO!!!!! | Gnoblar | 10 | 15 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable, +AG | n, d |
8 | Pink Yetty | Ogre | 13 | 11 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone-head, Throw Team-Mate, Break Tackle | d |
9 | Fantastico Joe | Gnoblar | 14 | 5 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | d |
11 | Princesa Leonor | Gnoblar | 7 | 8 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable, Pro | -st, -ma |
6 | Mancodemierda | Gnoblar | 12 | 15 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable, +AG | m, d |
5 | Trey Clumsyrock | Gnoblar | 15 | 11 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable, Catch | n, m, -av, m, m, d |
15 | Don Gelmirez del Hurtado | Gnoblar | 5 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | d |
5 | ayay | Gnoblar | 10 | 9 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable, Catch | m, d |
14 | Hanival | Gnoblar | 11 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | -av, m |
13 | Gervasio | Gnoblar | 24 | 30 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable, Catch, Jump Up | m, d |
12 | Dolencio | Gnoblar | 12 | 5 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | m, d |
11 | Ayay | Gnoblar | 14 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | n, d |
9 | Taponcete | Gnoblar | 10 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | m, d |
8 | Quentin Tarantella | Gnoblar | 18 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | d |
7 | El Anal Izador | Gnoblar | 7 | 6 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable, Catch | d |
6 | Fantastico Joe | Gnoblar | 16 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | d |
5 | julio cesar caceres | Gnoblar | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | d |
4 | Esmirriao | Gnoblar | 25 | 11 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable, +MA | n, -av, m, m, m, m, d |
3 | Asmatico | Gnoblar | 10 | 6 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable, Catch | n, -ma, -ag |
1 | El Ogro | Ogre | 11 | 32 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone-head, Throw Team-Mate, Block, Guard | m, d |