| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
9 | Genghis Khan | Enslaved Minotaur | 5 | 2 | Frenzy, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Horns, Loner, Wild Animal | d |
18 | Fredrick Bluebrook | Hobgoblin | 1 | 0 | | d |
6 | Theresa May | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 8 | 19 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Mighty Blow, Guard | -av |
3 | Tony Blair | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 5 | 5 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull | -st |
3 | Tony Blair | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 2 | 0 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull | d |
18 | Robert Darkshield | Hobgoblin | 1 | 0 | | d |
12 | Donald Trump | Hobgoblin | 6 | 0 | | |
3 | Tony Blair | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 2 | 0 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull | d |
9 | Ghengis Khan | Enslaved Minotaur | 18 | 19 | Frenzy, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Horns, Loner, Wild Animal, Guard, Juggernaut | n, m |
6 | Theresa May | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 17 | 33 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Mighty Blow, Guard, Grab | n, d |
11 | George W Bush | Hobgoblin | 18 | 12 | Leader | n, m, m, d |
11 | George Bush | Hobgoblin | 6 | 1 | | d |
10 | Donald Trump | Hobgoblin | 14 | 11 | Block | d |
9 | Joseph Stalin | Enslaved Minotaur | 18 | 4 | Frenzy, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Horns, Loner, Wild Animal | d |
6 | Micheal Gove | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 14 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Mighty Blow | d |
3 | Tony Blair | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 20 | 16 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Mighty Blow, Claw | d |