| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
10 | Stewie Pot Jnr | Halfling Hopeful | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | n |
11 | Carl Chutney | Halfling Hopeful | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, d |
5 | Squichy Peach II | Halfling Hopeful | 13 | 6 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Sneaky Git | -av |
11 | Barry Nut | Halfling Hopeful | 5 | 3 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
5 | Sqishee Peach | Halfling Hopeful | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
16 | Kevin Turnip | Halfling Hopeful | 6 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
15 | Tony Pie | Halfling Hopeful | 22 | 19 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step, Diving Tackle | m, -av |
14 | Anton Hotpot | Halfling Hopeful | 10 | 10 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | d |
13 | Harry StickFingers | Halfling Hopeful | 18 | 6 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | -av |
11 | William Drizzle | Halfling Hopeful | 5 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
10 | Stewie Pot | Halfling Hopeful | 15 | 2 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m |
7 | Quinton Porkbelly | Halfling Hopeful | 26 | 16 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Kick-Off Return, Catch | m, d |
5 | Henry Appleford | Halfling Hopeful | 6 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
3 | Freddie Fingers | Halfling Hopeful | 11 | 21 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Sure Feet, +AG | -ag |
1 | Hightower | Treeman | 27 | 70 | Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Strong Arm, Thick Skull, Take Root, Throw Team-Mate, Timmm-ber!, Block, Guard, Grab, Multiple Block | r |