| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
11 | Necro-B-Nimblo Alla Fassa Gosso | Goblin | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
11 | SON OF ZOOMACROOM | Goblin | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -ag |
4 | The Notorious RON | Goblin | 6 | 3 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -ma |
8 | Hagar the Horrible | Goblin | 4 | 2 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
3 | Young Dumbledore, AKA Yungledore | Goblin | 19 | 18 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Two Heads, Horns | d |
5 | The Wretch | Goblin | 12 | 3 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
6 | Uncle Porkflaps | Goblin | 12 | 23 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Two Heads, Horns | n, d |
3 | Dumbledore's Ghost | Goblin | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
4 | The Triumphant SECOND COMING of Ronnie the Bear | Goblin | 10 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
4 | The Triumphant Return of Ronnie the Bear | Goblin | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | n |
11 | Zoomacroom | Goblin | 18 | 30 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, +MA, Two Heads | m, d |
8 | Upfish | Goblin | 7 | 5 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -ma |
7 | Look! It's a Turkish Massage Owl! | Goblin | 20 | 10 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Two Heads | -ma, d |
6 | Roast Beefy-Weefs | Goblin | 5 | 3 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -ma |
5 | The Wretched Harmony | Goblin | 5 | 2 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | n |
4 | Ronnie the Bear | Goblin | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
3 | The Near-Dead Dumbledore | Goblin | 3 | 2 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -st |
2 | Hardcastle McCormick | Goblin | 24 | 30 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Horns, Two Heads | m, d |
1 | Harry Freakin' Potter | Underworld Troll | 11 | 2 | Mighty Blow, Always Hungry, Loner, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate | d |