Past Players of Small, Weak and Ugly
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
11 | Buttface | Goblin | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -ma |
8 | Looks Good | Goblin | 0 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | |
9 | Home Boy | Goblin | 7 | 2 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
11 | Target Practice | Goblin | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | |
10 | Grave Robber | Goblin | 15 | 9 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Two Heads | -ag |
11 | Target Practice | Goblin | 10 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
14 | Homeless | Goblin | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
15 | Abandoned | Goblin | 23 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Big Hand | |
1 | Optimus Loser | Underworld Troll | 20 | 53 | Mighty Blow, Always Hungry, Loner, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate, Block, Claw, Guard, Tentacles | r |