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No! Bad Ork!
Roster [C] Orc

No! BAD ORK!
~Orks in Comp Division, attempt #1!~

Play us. Become history.
Game 1: WIN vs. HotNbrutal's high elves. We wun, kinda smart-like, an weez didn't even haf'ta smash der faces, or nuffin.'
Game 2: DRAW vs. Carthage's woodies. Dum elfs din wanna break. Annoyin.'
Game 3: WIN vs. clownthulhu's ogres. We stole the ball and scored in the first. They had a bone-head every time anything mattered.
Game 4: WIN vs. dasone's dwarves. The dwarves just had a bad day.
Game 5: WIN vs. SquirrelyDan's black orks. They started with bad luck, and watched it get worse.
Game 6: WIN vs. Wyzard's dark elves. They stopped us in the 1st. Elf snakes gave it back in the 2nd.
Game 7: WIN vs. jinhx's khorne. They threw a ton of blocks. We've got the niggles to prove it.
Game 8: WIN vs. RKO's alliance. We rolled a QUAD-block Turn 3 but somehow still scored.
Game 9: WIN vs. realmalteser2's humans. Worst.. troll.. ever. Good looking human team just gets no breaks.
Game 10: DRAW vs. bigpoppaben's snow troll. We deserved a loss. Regardless of dice, I ignored his GUARD skills twice.
Game 11: DRAW vs. Prinz11's woodies. Good elf dice, right up until the game locked on him. Weez force'd ta grind it out.
Game 12: WIN vs. bigpoppaben's snow troll. All norse but two KO'd by Turn 7. Our 2nd score was fireball assisted.

Not spamming Mighty Blow because we would like coaches to accept some games
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Pa Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Mock Naughty
Blitzer
6 3 3+ 4+ 10+
Animosity, Block
Dodge, Break Tackle, Guard
   20 0 9 0 7 1 13/28 160k
(80+80)k
  
2
Thug Id
Blitzer
6 3 3+ 4+ 10+
Animosity, Block
Mighty Blow, Tackle, Break Tackle
 n 19 0 3 0 12 2 15/28 140k
(80+60)k
  
3
Duma Mummytrapper
Blitzer
6 3 3+ 4+ 10+
Animosity, Block
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 80k
(80+0)k
  
4
Were Zee Been
Blitzer
6 3 3+ 4+ 10+
Animosity, Block
   3 0 0 0 0 1 4/18 80k
(80+0)k
  
5
Snott Hunk
Big Un Blocker
4 4 4+ - 10+
Animosity
Block, Guard
 -ma 19 0 0 0 3 4 8/24 130k
(90+40)k
  
6
Chief Dumass
Big Un Blocker
5 4 4+ - 10+
Animosity
   20 0 0 0 2 0 4/18 90k
(90+0)k
  
7
Big Snot Small
Big Un Blocker
5 4 4+ - 10+
Animosity
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 90k
(90+0)k
  
8
Grabber Bits
Thrower
5 3 2+ 3+ 9+
Animosity, Pass, Sure Hands
Block, Dodge, +AG
   20 2 14 0 1 2 10/28 165k
(65+100)k
  
9
Dullard
Orc Lineman
5 3 3+ 4+ 9+
Animosity
Block
 n, -av, m 18 0 0 0 1 1 0/20 70k
(0)k
  
10
Homie Smokes
Orc Lineman
5 3 3+ 4+ 10+
Animosity
Dirty Player
 n 18 0 0 0 1 2 4/20 70k
(50+20)k
  
13
Dummy
Untrained Troll
4 5 5+ 5+ 10+
Always Hungry, Loner, Mighty Blow, Projectile Vomit, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-mate
Block
   15 0 0 0 5 1 2/20 155k
(115+40)k
  
15
Mug Wug
Orc Lineman
5 3 3+ 4+ 10+
Animosity
Dauntless
 n 12 0 1 0 0 0 0/20 60k
(50+10)k
  
16
Dumb Fayse
Orc Lineman
5 3 3+ 4+ 10+
Animosity
   10 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 50k
(50+0)k
  
12 players (+1 player missing next game) Badlands Brawl
Coach: The_Murker Re-Rolls (120k): 3  
Race: Orc Dedicated Fans: 6  
Current Team Value: 1450k (±510) Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 75k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1520k Apothecary: No  
Games this Season: 20 / 15 Current Re-draft Budget: 1350k

Games Played:20 (14/4/2) |TD Diff:18 (30 - 12) |Cas Diff:21 (16/21/6 - 5/14/3)
Last Opponent: Spoonless

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
420 ElfesHigh Elf990k90/1/040k1 - 01020k40/0/030k6k
Treetop Tap DancersWood Elf990k111/1/060k1 - 1980k80/0/060k10k
Mourn Mountain ThundertusksOgre1080k203/1/160k2 - 01000k60/1/040k8k
Dwarf Beer DrunkDwarf1030k140/1/165k2 - 0970k40/0/045k9k
Black Crag Bone CrunchazBlack Orc1290k100/1/065k2 - 01390k60/0/145k9k
Underdark ElfsDark Elf1280k111/1/065k1 - 01280k50/0/055k11k
MrMuerteKhorne1370k192/1/085k3 - 01240k80/2/055k11k
~~The New World~~Old World Alliance1310k150/1/190k2 - 01320k40/0/070k14k
Zabbar NightmaresHuman1540k120/1/085k2 - 01610k50/0/065k13k
Death Welcomes All (C)Norse1540k131/2/085k1 - 11700k171/4/085k15k
Baumschnítzer `21Wood Elf1270k120/1/085k2 - 21220k120/0/085k13k
Death Welcomes All (C)Norse1660k121/0/0100k2 - 11720k112/0/090k16k
Los Hijos de PatOrc1660k111/1/080k1 - 11620k70/0/080k14k
Splooshoholics AnonymousSnotling1660k182/2/075k2 - 01350k60/1/055k11k
_Blue SkullzBlack Orc1630k160/1/295k2 - 11580k90/1/085k15k
Emo RulezDark Elf1500k193/2/190k1 - 01350k40/0/080k16k
roadbumpOrc1720k120/1/0115k2 - 11550k70/0/0105k19k
Carnage'n'SufferingChaos Chosen1740k61/0/060k0 - 21650k181/3/080k12k
Red Arrows From Mt VentouxShambling Undead1540k110/2/075k1 - 01410k81/1/165k13k
SpoonlessOld World Alliance1560k50/0/085k0 - 21460k140/1/1105k17k