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<a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=yearbook&team_id=170007>Yearbook!</a> Team Biography! P'qitoqc Shc'alth-xclitl (Roughly translates in wise blue bloated one) the Slann had not spoken for 2500 years. But on this dark, thunderous night he slowly opened his eyes. He slowly reverberated the first new prophecy in 400 years. Nxcplotl' excqe'rnitr Noqtu's bellus L'oqtarr. Ni'fds mec'htla niva'r Sargarak. (Beware human race, for when the Full moon becomes red Sargarak shall return. Only 3 living beings heard the prophecy. The first, a skink called Nuh'lixu, a scribe, tried to write down the prophecy, but had blood spraying from his ears before the first word had completely been uttered. He died instantly. The second living being, one of the Saurus Templeguards was less fortunate. He heard the complete Prophecy through one of the Airholes. It took 7 other guards to slay Tot'qik. His skin had turned completely blood red, and his eyes where white unseeying spheres of pure evil. After he died, the demon left his body, to return to his stony prison once more, unable to be freed. But Sargarak would wait... ow he would wait, he was waiting for 3000 years allready.... The third living being who heard the prophecy was nowhere near P'qitoqc Shc'alth-xclitl the slann. In fact, they weren't even on the same continent. Farquaal the Beastman Shaman woke up covered in sweat on one of the few summer nights the Northern Chaos Wastes had..still hearing the prophecy reverberating in his head again... He had been Having these visions for 3 weeks and knew he was to play a part in that prophecy. It was only 2 more days untill the moon would be full, and somehow Farquaal knew he was to be somewhere. So, grabbing his last few belongings, he went out to search for it. He had been looking since he devoured his Mentors soul three weeks ago.. the same nights the visions had started.... Meanwhile P'qitoqc Shc'alth-xclitl the slann became nervous. After he had banished Sargerak into his stone encasement he had never felt as uneasy as this. Something was to happen...something bad. Farquaal was getting exhausted. 21 days he had slept short, badly, and with visions. 21 days he had been walking himself to the point of complete and utter exhaustion. he knew he had little time left.. so he picked himself up again, and walked. East.. Allways east. Somehow it was allways east. Another night of dreams, visions and pain later... farquaal knew his strength was abandoning him. but somehow he managed to tap into some hidden reserves.. he was close. he knew it somehow. close but not close enough. Sargarak remembered the days that he roamed free.. the times he had slaughtered hundreds..thousands. He had conquered all, and was only stopped when some.. inferior toadlike being had cast his infernal banishment spell. Sargarak became too weak to fight..but the lizard had been unable to destroy him utterly. Instead he entombed him in this stone monolith at the eastern moonportal. He had spent ages in the cold stone waiting for somebody to free him...and the time of his release came close... really close. Farquaal saw a stone monolith ahead in the distance..and somehow he knew his destiny lay there.. His pace increased to a slow running, utterly exhausted, and completely broken, he lay his body to rest at the foot of the huge structure. Night would fall soon... then he would do whatever the gods required of him... whatever the cost. He had given up too much to turn back now, but somewhere deep inside a voice was still calling out: "Go back.. go back" but that voice was just a fleeting whisper on a summerbreeze.... P'qitoqc Shc'alth-xclitl woke up. for the first time in aeons he was completely aware.. completely able to see... Sargarak was about to be freed, and he could do nothing to stop him. He sent messages to all of his last remaining brothers..but none woke up. He croaked to a skink messenger, who nearly had a heart-attack of sheer joy the great one spoke to him. "Xtjlo'k rev'te Sargarak. Neq'li a'jtol ir'g be'rqtu." said P'qitoqc Shc'alth-xclitl (Rough Translation: Gather the troups, we're going to fight Sargarak). The skink immediately scurried off to gather the Skink High priests, who in turn would rally the saurus, cold ones, skinks, kroxigors and stegadons to do battle for the old priest. Farquaal woke up. He looked up to the sky and saw the moon slowly turning blood red. This was the time. he was supposed to do something now.. but he didn't know what. In sheer desperation he bellowed out a howl of frustration. He had traveled so far to be here in time. had exhausted himself to not be late.. and now the moment was there and he knew not what to do.... He leaned against the monolith and whispered: "If only i knew what to do.." "SILENCE!" Thundered through Farquaals mind. "Listen to me you unworthy maggot. I am Sargarok. I was banished here aeons ago by a Slann Mage priest. Utter the words of escape and i shall be free!" "But, I don't know", started Farquaal, and words of power flowed into his mind. mechanically, he started uttering. "Neptuu achtaanii Illiad Erebru Alamur Aenea Tyrion Teclii" He started to realise the words were elvish. It was a heroïsm poem for the glory of Tyrion and Teclis.. why would they be the words of escape?... Then he realised no demon would ever praise the high elves... unless he was desperate. "Urtii mael khaïn tyrion ertu muer tii caelii dempii bovriil." With that, a huge bang was heard, and the monolith shattered into millions of tiny shards. Before Farquaal hovered a black mist..and within that mist floated two red eyes..... Sargarok was free! P'qitoqc Shc'alth-xclitl hasted his army ever onwards... The Ramshackle quickly put together fleet kept sailing.. to the oldworld.. to save humanity. to save the world. Sargarok bellowed a roar of glory. After thousands of years in his stony solitary confinement he was FREE! He looked below to see a small beastman bowing down to him in sheer fanatism. So this was his saviour... A creature who had so little going for him... And still Sargarok owed his freedom to him. He spoke to the creature. "What is your name mortal?" The creature replied. "So.. Farquaal. I owe you my freedom. Now, I shall grant you the greatest gift a Demon Lord can give any mortal. I shall enter your body, and become a part of you. Your powers will become unrivalled to anything but the gods. Your word shall issue thousands to die for you. Your incantations shall shake the very foundations of this realm. Three months later, the city of Middenheim was under siege. After the hordes, under the guidance of Farquarok, as Farquaal called himself now, had laid waste to the entire northern borders of the empire, they pushed onwards to middenheim. His Army was nigh invincible. Hordes of Trolls, Minotaurs, Chaos mutants, warriors, beastmen, and even a pack of Chaos Dragons were under his command. Middenheim would fall in a matter of days. P'qitoqc Shc'alth-xclitl Arrived at the edge of Middenheim. In his dreams he had seen the final battle there. He didn't see the results. It frightened him. He knew he was to die here. He just prayed, that with his sacrifice he would save the world. Farquarok issued the order. The hordes moved onwards towards the terrified defenders of Middenheim. Not since the great Sigmars time had there been such a massive scale invasion. Only a miracle could save the Humans. And that miracle started with a single word. "M'trhighal" uttered P'qitoqc Shc'alth-xclitl, and the hill moved towards the chaos troops, crushing hundreds of them beneath it's soil. With that, the entire Lizardman army stormed the flank of the horde. Utter disorder followed. Thousands fell under Lizardmen blades, arrows and trampling stegadons. Another few hundred fell under massive salamander shots and Terradon divebombings. In the blink of an eye, the lizards had destroyed the entire left flank. Farquarok bellowed out a howl of frustration! The SLANN! again that BLASPHEMOUS creature Foiled his complete victory! but this time he would not fail! He entered a trancelike state, and found the slann. A psychic struggle of such proportions not seen since the great incursion followed. Both Demon and Slann caused grievous wounds to one another. The battle below still raged on, with the Middenheimers opening their gates and fighting with the fury of men with nothing left to lose. Farquarok's army, against all odds... was losing. Farquarok however, noticed none of this. He was fighting for his life, against this fat bloated frog. Curses that would have killed any normal mortal merely scratched the slann, if they did any damage at all, and time and time again, The frog would utter another part of the banishment spell between defensive incantations. Farquarok had to strike now, or be lost forever. With a final desperate attempt, he uttered the Words of Blood. P'qitoqc Shc'alth-xclitl saw what was coming. The demon had uttered the last hope he had. The Words of Blood. There would be no escape. He would die, and Farquarok would lose all of his immense powers forever, reduced to a shadow of his former self... but victorious. Accepting his fate, knowing that the world was at least safe P'qitoqc Shc'alth-xclitl died. Blood spraying from every orifice in his body. In lustria, every Slann Mage woke up, and mourned the loss of another of their brothers. There were so few left it was a dramatic blow to the lizardmen empire... Farquarok was riding for his life. For two weeks, his chariot had managed to elude the furious Lizardmen and Empire. Only thanks to the Empires amazement of the lizards had he been able to escape the first time, and only through tempting fate had he survived the chase. But to what point? He had no army..no powers. Nothing except his treasury. Then, he had an idea. He would use his last remaining gold to form a small, elite Army. He would train them by starting off as a Bloodbowl team. Every Body his followers would mangle, and every mangled follower would regain him a fraction of his powers. He would try to win each game to get enough money to keep gathering new recruits. He would hire stars if money permitted to cause more mayhem on the fields.. .and maybe, someday He would be back to conquer the world! Mortal world beware. Farquarok is alive, and his team; Blood Cultist are coming. Unfortunately still the lizardmen chase him, to once again foil his plans... Beware <a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=170133 > Shc'alth-xclitl's Avengers</a> For Victory shall be ours. Recently, The Blood Cultists have achieved a feat most impressive. though it came at a dear price, they defeated the Undead team <a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=79200> Cult of the Brainless </a> Coached by a vile Necromancer called Smess, who had been undefeated for 54 games in a row. This spectacular (and costly) <a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=804174> Match</a> just shows you..Never underestimate the power of a Blood Demon. The Mangled: Fredrich, Nefra-Kesh, Lexi, Whisker 'The Tame' , Flagrak, ChickenBrain, Sucks The Marrow, Hil'Dir Firefoot, Sting Ray Guild Hunters, Hand Grenade Powered Fishing Kit, Lamphrey Stew, Sun, Rogitor, Judge Death, Halk Smirny,Go speed racer Go! (16) The Fallen: Torak RipClaw, Argor Gutwrangla, Broth Slaytoot, Marg Fleshtear, Morth Endlife, Mergul KillFrenzy, Logan Bloodspray, Bor Paincause, Dugan Bloodspurt, Rakan Bloodspill, Raziel Whirlwindpunch, Hatharak Deathclaw (12)

		For					Against
Opponent	Race	TV	SPP	Cas	Gold	Score	TV	SPP	Cas	Gold	Gate
Shining Emeralds	High Elf	1000k	12	2/0/0	40k	1 - 4	1000k	22	1/0/0	70k	57k
Blood Mars	Nurgle's Rotters	1060k	11	0/1/0	30k	1 - 2	1110k	14	0/0/1	70k	44k
Pie Rats of the Caribbean	Skaven	1040k	11	0/0/0	100k	2 - 1	940k	9	0/0/0	50k	62k
Sturmerz	Human	1160k	22	2/1/1	40k	3 - 0	1250k	12	2/1/0	30k	59k
Sullanciri	Undead	1260k	14	1/1/2	130k	1 - 0	1000k	3	1/0/0	0k	69k
Founders of Xa'slee	Lizardmen	1430k	7	2/2/0	40k	0 - 0	1280k	7	0/1/0	80k	67k
In your face Disgrace	Orc	1470k	6	1/1/0	80k	1 - 0	1550k	11	1/1/0	60k	65k
Xenophobes On The Lose	Human	1530k	13	1/1/0	10k	1 - 1	1400k	13	2/0/0	20k	48k
Nubian Bloodhunters	Amazon	1570k	21	1/0/1	30k	3 - 0	1500k	8	0/0/0	50k	67k
Soltice of Hate	Chaos	1640k	15	2/1/2	60k	2 - 0	1760k	12	1/1/1	60k	65k
Chaos Dark Stars	Chaos	1720k	13	0/2/0	50k	2 - 0	1830k	8	1/0/0	50k	81k
Dwarf Mangled Union	Dwarf	1810k	19	4/1/0	50k	2 - 0	1840k	9	2/2/0	50k	68k
Lucky Linguists	Human	1820k	17	2/1/0	30k	2 - 0	1730k	8	0/0/1	10k	53k
Bullying Bulls	Chaos Dwarf	1900k	8	0/0/1	60k	0 - 2	2090k	13	0/2/0	60k	107k
Sly Strykers	Skaven	1960k	18	3/3/1	20k	2 - 1	2060k	11	1/1/0	0k	75k
Dwarven Deathwish	Chaos	1990k	14	2/1/1	30k	2 - 1	1930k	13	1/1/0	60k	77k
Jemaline Alliance	Chaos Dwarf	1990k	8	0/1/0	10k	1 - 1	2040k	15	1/0/2	30k	80k
Beat The Parents	Dark Elf	1950k	22	4/2/0	80k	3 - 0	1910k	5	0/0/0	60k	96k
Tribe called Death	Orc	2080k	12	1/0/1	10k	1 - 1	2010k	11	1/0/0	10k	90k
Dwarf Hamsters Love Forever	Dwarf	2110k	15	1/3/0	20k	2 - 2	1950k	16	4/0/0	70k	84k
NextJedi	Elf	2080k	8	0/0/0	30k	1 - 2	2680k	17	2/0/0	20k	87k
Bila ruka	Orc	2120k	13	2/1/0	50k	1 - 1	2180k	9	1/0/0	60k	100k
Bulls eyes	Chaos Dwarf	2190k	10	1/1/2	60k	0 - 2	2340k	20	1/2/1	60k	89k
Jemaline Alliance	Chaos Dwarf	2070k	14	1/0/0	40k	2 - 1	2140k	10	1/0/0	20k	82k
Rhazgul's Judgement	Chaos Chosen	2140k	15	2/3/1	30k	2 - 1	2810k	14	2/1/1	0k	114k
Save Your Souls	Khemri	1990k	8	1/3/1	70k	0 - 2	2490k	21	3/4/2	20k	112k
Elementary my dear mika	Lizardmen	1800k	7	0/2/0	10k	0 - 3	1480k	20	2/0/0	40k	74k
Russian Federation	Orc	1820k	15	4/2/0	60k	2 - 0	2020k	0	1/0/0	0k	64k
Glory Gauls	Norse	1910k	14	3/2/0	20k	1 - 2	1940k	26	2/5/0	50k	94k
Borealis Major	Norse	1700k	12	1/1/0	70k	1 - 1	1440k	13	0/1/1	60k	71k
Dead Lucky	Necromantic	1770k	19	3/1/0	50k	2 - 0	1720k	7	1/1/0	30k	75k
Lomad's Children	Necromantic	1860k	10	5/3/1	40k	1 - 0	1730k	7	0/0/2	70k	93k
Chaos Waste Manglers	Chaos	1750k	9	2/2/0	30k	0 - 2	1730k	15	0/1/1	20k	56k
Protectors Of Care Bear Heaven	Elf	1790k	14	1/2/1	40k	1 - 1	1640k	13	0/2/2	30k	79k
Lunchbox Raiders	Halfling	1430k	18	3/1/1	60k	1 - 3	1540k	20	3/0/1	90k	91k
Beastie Bobs	Chaos	1520k	12	2/2/1	40k	1 - 3	1500k	16	1/0/0	50k	90k
Without a Plan	Human	1590k	10	0/0/1	40k	1 - 1	1590k	13	2/0/0	20k	80k
Sleeper in Metropolis	Necromantic Horror	1650k	7	0/1/0	30k	0 - 2	1590k	23	3/1/1	30k	65k
Hakargs Death Boys	Undead	1690k	12	3/0/0	30k	1 - 2	1640k	13	1/1/0	40k	84k
HCA Justice	Khemri	1750k	13	1/0/1	60k	1 - 1	1840k	22	4/6/0	40k	85k
Sly Strykers	Skaven	1800k	19	2/1/0	70k	2 - 3	1720k	22	0/0/0	90k	95k
DarkStorm IronHelms	Dwarf	1920k	20	5/1/1	40k	2 - 0	1810k	8	1/0/0	60k	78k
Lomad's Children	Necromantic	2000k	13	2/2/1	40k	1 - 1	2040k	18	3/1/2	10k	75k
Bila ruka	Orc	1930k	10	2/0/0	50k	0 - 3	1970k	21	2/0/0	80k	94k
Cult of the Brainless	Shambling Undead	2000k	11	2/1/0	70k	1 - 0	2020k	13	0/2/2	70k	123k
Absolut Vodka	Norse	1560k	11	0/2/0	50k	1 - 2	1420k	16	1/1/1	60k	83k
Dead but Alive	Undead	1570k	14	4/1/2	50k	1 - 0	1520k	7	2/2/1	60k	79k
Oiled Down Water	Chaos	1640k	26	0/3/3	150k	3 - 1	1490k	6	2/0/0	0k	80k
Pulling Teeth	Chaos	1860k	9	0/0/1	30k	1 - 1	1730k	16	1/4/1	80k	101k
Ocean Librarian Benefactors	Elf	1770k	15	4/2/0	30k	2 - 3	1780k	17	1/0/0	40k	81k
Dark Wood Rockers	Dark Elf	1800k	13	0/0/1	80k	2 - 1	1780k	13	3/0/1	30k	89k
Old Style	Lizardmen	1900k	16	1/1/0	70k	2 - 2	1860k	11	0/0/0	20k	100k
Khorne's Minions	Chaos	2010k	11	0/2/0	50k	2 - 0	1960k	5	0/0/0	50k	79k
Lokomotive Blue Moon	Necromantic	2080k	17	0/2/1	30k	2 - 0	1870k	8	0/1/0	70k	100k
Prophets of Tragedy	Human	2150k	9	1/1/2	20k	0 - 3	2160k	19	1/1/0	80k	109k
Alliance of Nufflers	Chaos Dwarf	2050k	16	4/2/1	20k	2 - 0	2020k	8	1/0/0	60k	99k
County Break Outs	Wood Elf	2110k	15	3/2/0	50k	2 - 2	2110k	12	0/0/0	60k	99k
Dysfunktional	Undead	2190k	19	1/3/0	50k	3 - 0	2060k	7	0/1/0	30k	80k
Dark Judges	Shambling Undead	2270k	13	4/1/2	20k	2 - 0	2540k	7	1/1/0	20k	114k
Lomad's Children	Necromantic	2240k	8	1/1/0	30k	1 - 1	2210k	15	3/4/2	30k	86k
Baike do Brasil	Wood Elf	1790k	11	1/0/1	40k	0 - 5	1740k	28	3/0/0	70k	105k
I am the best coach on fumbbl	Dark Elf	1850k	9	1/0/1	60k	1 - 3	1680k	19	1/0/2	90k	102k
Legendary startrek.nl	Wood Elf	1610k	13	2/0/0	40k	2 - 3	1810k	18	1/0/0	50k	116k
Legio Gladio	Human	1670k	11	1/1/0	50k	1 - 2	1750k	14	2/0/0	50k	78k
Siniestrillos	Dark Elf	1730k	20	2/1/0	80k	3 - 3	1930k	22	1/1/0	30k	91k