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Slinging Baristas
Roster [X] Halfling

CAUTION: this team is an exception to my normal elfbowling self - we play dirty, including fouling, hiring deeproot and/or chefs after agreement, and any trick I can to win - but hey, we're halflings!

Have you ever smelled what comes out of a really good coffee house? its such a very lovely smell...

Unfortunately, Staryucks is not a really good coffee house
its not even a little bit good
Quite the opposite, in fact
but the flings love it, they hang out there all the time, little, evil critters mooching off their parents and thinking that they're coffee snobs just because some cookie-cutter employee serves them a cookie cutter drink in a cookie cutter cafe that tries spectacularly hard to be individualistic and fails.... spectacularly.
This is what the Baristas are all about
cookie cutter halflings
cookie cutter coffee servers
smells that the halflings think is lovely and gives them power :)
smells that just distract everyone else :)

and a coach that's just here for a fun game of fumbbl :)

Having played 15 games with a respectable record (11-2-2), the head of the Baristas' fan club wrote them an anthem:

Oh....
These flings were made for dyin' yes they are
(yes they are)
Oh these flings were made for dyin' yes they are
(yes they are)
Oh these flings were made for dyin'
And from trees they'll be a flyin'
Oh these flings were made for dyin' yes they are
(yes they are)

Oh these trees were made for killin' yes they are
(yes they are)
Oh these trees were made for killin' yes they are
(yes they are)
Oh these trees were made for killin'
for they are a pair of villians
Oh these trees were made for killin' yes they are
(yes they are)

Oh this team was made for foulin' yes it was
(yes it was)
Oh this team was made for foulin' yes it was
(yes it was)
Some day I will roll some doubles
and I'll get a dirty player
and we'll be the foulest that there ever was
(ever was)
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Amy, Employee of the Month
Treeman
3 6 1 10
Big Guy, Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Take Root, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
Guard, Multiple Block, +MA
   31 0 0 1 15 0 32/51 180k
(150)k
  
2
Charles, Employee of the Month
Treeman
3 6 1 10
Big Guy, Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Take Root, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
+MA, Guard, Multiple Block
   31 0 0 0 18 1 41/51 180k
(150)k
  
3
Non-Fat Grande Frappachino III
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step
   12 0 1 0 0 1 8/16 50k
(25)k
  
4
Tall Hazelnut Latte
Halfling
6 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step, +MA, Sure Feet
   30 2 4 0 2 3 33/51 100k
(110)k
  
5
Venti Non-fat Peppermint Mocha Doubleshot VI
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   7 0 0 0 2 0 4/6 30k
(15)k
  
6
Jamaican Blue Mountian
Halfling
6 2 3 5
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Strip Ball, +MA
 -av 27 1 1 0 1 4 26/31 90k
(65)k
  
7
Caramen Macchiatto
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(15)k
  
8
Kona Gold V
Halfling
5 2 4 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
+AG
   14 1 1 0 0 1 9/16 70k
(60)k
  
9
Venti Eggnog IV
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Dirty Player
   17 0 2 0 0 1 11/16 60k
(55)k
  
10
Grande Iced Mocha IV
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step
   6 0 2 0 0 0 6/16 50k
(25)k
  
11
Mint Mocha Chip Frappachino
Halfling
6 2 3 5
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
+MA
 -av 14 1 3 0 2 0 14/16 60k
(30)k
  
12
Venti Non-fat Peppermint Mocha Doubleshot IV
Halfling
6 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
+MA, Sure Feet
   12 0 1 0 2 3 22/31 80k
(70)k
  
13
Strawberry Vanilla Frappuchino
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   6 0 1 0 0 0 3/6 30k
(15)k
  
14
Doubleshot Espresso II
Halfling
5 2 3 5
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Diving Tackle, Side Step
 -av 17 0 4 0 1 1 19/31 70k
(55)k
  
15
Iced White Mocha
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(15)k
  
15 players  
Coach: dagda331 Re-Rolls (120k): 4  
Race: Halfling Fan Factor: 20  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 7  
Treasury: 50k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1670k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:31 (20/6/5) |TD Diff:24 (48 - 24) |Cas Diff:-17 (36/27/8 - 37/35/16)
Last Opponent: Darkmoor Marauders

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
SomnolenceWood Elf1000k152/1/080k2 - 01230k102/0/090k66k
Mount OlympusHigh Elf1110k143/1/0100k1 - 01060k132/2/070k75k
Ribe RaidersNorse1200k173/0/070k2 - 11210k182/2/050k62k
Chew On ThisChaos1180k110/1/050k1 - 21410k201/3/050k70k
Orcs or the towersOrc1220k101/0/060k1 - 01150k110/2/140k49k
Thank You. Plz Drive threwChaos1240k131/0/080k2 - 11220k133/1/090k75k
InkheartChaos1330k121/0/090k2 - 01040k51/0/080k67k
Big Long HornsChaos1330k192/2/070k2 - 11110k142/1/050k74k
Eh MirkKhemri1380k252/3/040k3 - 01150k70/0/170k58k
Big Smash 'emsOgre1320k120/0/070k2 - 11000k90/0/070k88k
Skavenblight RatzSkaven1410k120/0/080k2 - 21210k222/4/080k70k
Zombi PartyNecromantic1420k80/0/020k1 - 31100k225/0/190k55k
Damn UglysNurgle's Rotters1360k172/0/080k2 - 01200k120/1/290k70k
Get Off My TombKhemri1370k100/2/080k1 - 11000k141/2/190k75k
IndagonisisVampire1340k151/1/070k2 - 11000k120/1/180k92k
Woodland RealmWood Elf1410k101/0/160k1 - 2960k130/0/070k69k
WarstompChaos1450k172/1/080k2 - 01290k92/0/030k77k
Suffle HandsChaos Dwarf1480k50/0/180k0 - 21480k231/2/260k75k
5. BBC UnderwoodWood Elf1320k152/0/050k2 - 11000k141/1/080k77k
Ninja BurgerDark Elf1400k110/1/090k1 - 01220k111/1/180k85k
LinersElf1430k141/2/040k2 - 01320k70/0/060k78k
Demolition warriorOgre1510k100/1/030k1 - 11370k140/2/140k76k
Mouth-BreathersOrc1420k173/1/090k1 - 11090k162/1/060k85k
Bandaged Fists of Doom!Khemri1530k141/2/060k1 - 01120k141/1/360k85k
Haiopai RumblesNorse1460k181/0/360k3 - 01240k102/0/070k91k
Raub RocktDark Elf1540k120/1/150k1 - 11000k182/3/060k87k
Big Hats of Doom!Chaos Dwarf1580k111/1/080k1 - 11100k90/0/090k113k
Green Skinz UnitedOrc1640k101/2/170k1 - 01490k152/3/030k71k
Skull BrothersUndead1650k163/2/0100k1 - 01600k172/2/260k113k
Da Freight TrainOrc1630k182/1/060k3 - 01130k60/0/050k100k
Darkmoor MaraudersGoblin1720k100/1/150k1 - 21400k120/0/090k109k