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Retired [X2] Lizardmen

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This team was inspired by the success of <A HREF="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=210242"> Reality Bites</A> - the fantastic Faction Vampire team based on the Labour Party. The recent leadership 'battle' drove me to create a team based on the Tory party. The unimpressive Tory party, may I add - hence the name. And which race would most befit this title? Lizards!
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This team will only score with its Sauri! Now there's a bold statement.

Let the dismality commence!

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<B>Round 60 - FQ </B> Sauri TDs = 0
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LOL - well the team lived up to its name!!! Looking for an easy first game, they played 'flings. 18 million double skulls and 4 SI later the team throws in the towel. What's next, lib dems!??! The team shall remain as a testament to its own ineptitude.
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
David Cameron
Kroxigor
6 5 1 9
Big Guy, Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Prehensile Tail, Thick Skull
 n, m 1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 130k
(0)k
  
2
David Davis
Saurus
6 4 1 9   1 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 80k
(80)k
  
3
William Hague
Saurus
6 4 1 8 -av, m 1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 80k
(0)k
  
4
Oliver Letwin
Saurus
6 4 1 9   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 80k
(80)k
  
5
George Osborne
Saurus
6 4 1 9 n, m 1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 80k
(0)k
  
6
Lord Strathclyde
Saurus
6 4 1 9   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 80k
(80)k
  
7
David Willetts
Saurus
6 4 1 9   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 80k
(80)k
  
8
Theresa Villiers
Skink
8 2 3 7
Dodge, Stunty
 n, m 1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 60k
(0)k
  
9
Caroline Spelman
Skink
8 2 3 7
Dodge, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 60k
(75)k
  
10
Theresa May
Skink
8 2 3 7
Dodge, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 60k
(75)k
  
11
Cheryl Gillan
Skink
8 2 3 7
Dodge, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 60k
(75)k
  
7 players (+4 players missing next game)  
Coach: PeteW Re-Rolls (120k): 1  
Race: Lizardmen Fan Factor: 8  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 0k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 640k Apothecary: No  

Games Played:1 (0/0/1) |TD Diff:-3 (0 - 3) |Cas Diff:-3 (2/0/0 - 1/4/0)
Last Opponent: Crooked Chefs

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
Crooked ChefsHalfling1000k42/0/00k0 - 31170k301/4/0120k60k