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P [R] Chaos Chosen

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Team Biography:

P'qitoqc Shc'alth-xclitl (Roughly translates in wise blue bloated one) the Slann had not spoken for 2500 years. But on this dark, thunderous night he slowly opened his eyes. He slowly reverberated the first new prophecy in 400 years. Nxcplotl' excqe'rnitr Noqtu's bellus L'oqtarr. Ni'fds mec'htla niva'r Sargarak. (Beware human race, for when the Full moon becomes red Sargarak shall return.

Only 3 living beings heard the prophecy. The first, a skink called Nuh'lixu, a scribe, tried to write down the prophecy, but had blood spraying from his ears before the first word had completely been uttered. He died instantly. The second living being, one of the Saurus Templeguards was less fortunate. He heard the complete Prophecy through one of the Airholes. It took 7 other guards to slay Tot'qik. His skin had turned completely blood red, and his eyes where white unseeying spheres of pure evil. After he died, the demon left his body, to return to his stony prison once more, unable to be freed. But Sargarak would wait... ow he would wait, he was waiting for 3000 years allready....

The third living being who heard the prophecy was nowhere near P'qitoqc Shc'alth-xclitl the slann. In fact, they weren't even on the same continent.

Farquaal the Beastman Shaman woke up covered in sweat on one of the few summer nights the Northern Chaos Wastes had..still hearing the prophecy reverberating in his head again... He had been Having these visions for 3 weeks and knew he was to play a part in that prophecy. It was only 2 more days untill the moon would be full, and somehow Farquaal knew he was to be somewhere. So, grabbing his last few belongings, he went out to search for it. He had been looking since he devoured his Mentors soul three weeks ago.. the same nights the visions had started....


Meanwhile P'qitoqc Shc'alth-xclitl the slann became nervous. After he had banished Sargerak into his stone encasement he had never felt as uneasy as this. Something was to happen...something bad.

Farquaal was getting exhausted. 21 days he had slept short, badly, and with visions. 21 days he had been walking himself to the point of complete and utter exhaustion. he knew he had little time left.. so he picked himself up again, and walked. East.. Allways east. Somehow it was allways east.

Another night of dreams, visions and pain later... farquaal knew his strength was abandoning him. but somehow he managed to tap into some hidden reserves.. he was close. he knew it somehow. close but not close enough.

Sargarak remembered the days that he roamed free.. the times he had slaughtered hundreds..thousands. He had conquered all, and was only stopped when some.. inferior toadlike being had cast his infernal banishment spell. Sargarak became too weak to fight..but the lizard had been unable to destroy him utterly. Instead he entombed him in this stone monolith at the eastern moonportal. He had spent ages in the cold stone waiting for somebody to free him...and the time of his release came close... really close.

Farquaal saw a stone monolith ahead in the distance..and somehow he knew his destiny lay there.. His pace increased to a slow running, utterly exhausted, and completely broken, he lay his body to rest at the foot of the huge structure. Night would fall soon... then he would do whatever the gods required of him... whatever the cost. He had given up too much to turn back now, but somewhere deep inside a voice was still calling out: "Go back.. go back" but that voice was just a fleeting whisper on a summerbreeze....

P'qitoqc Shc'alth-xclitl woke up. for the first time in aeons he was completely aware.. completely able to see... Sargarak was about to be freed, and he could do nothing to stop him. He sent messages to all of his last remaining brothers..but none woke up. He croaked to a skink messenger, who nearly had a heart-attack of sheer joy the great one spoke to him. "Xtjlo'k rev'te Sargarak. Neq'li a'jtol ir'g be'rqtu." said P'qitoqc Shc'alth-xclitl (Rough Translation: Gather the troups, we're going to fight Sargarak). The skink immediately scurried off to gather the Skink High priests, who in turn would rally the saurus, cold ones, skinks, kroxigors and stegadons to do battle for the old priest.

Farquaal woke up. He looked up to the sky and saw the moon slowly turning blood red. This was the time. he was supposed to do something now.. but he didn't know what. In sheer desperation he bellowed out a howl of frustration. He had traveled so far to be here in time. had exhausted himself to not be late.. and now the moment was there and he knew not what to do.... He leaned against the monolith and whispered: "If only i knew what to do.."

"SILENCE!" Thundered through Farquaals mind. "Listen to me you unworthy maggot. I am Sargarok. I was banished here aeons ago by a Slann Mage priest. Utter the words of escape and i shall be free!"

"But, I don't know", started Farquaal, and words of power flowed into his mind. mechanically, he started uttering. "Neptuu achtaanii Illiad Erebru Alamur Aenea Tyrion Teclii" He started to realise the words were elvish. It was a heroïsm poem for the glory of Tyrion and Teclis.. why would they be the words of escape?... Then he realised no demon would ever praise the high elves... unless he was desperate. "Urtii mael khaïn tyrion ertu muer tii caelii dempii bovriil."

With that, a huge bang was heard, and the monolith shattered into millions of tiny shards. Before Farquaal hovered a black mist..and within that mist floated two red eyes.....

Sargarok was free! P'qitoqc Shc'alth-xclitl hasted his army ever onwards... The Ramshackle quickly put together fleet kept sailing.. to the oldworld.. to save humanity. to save the world.

Sargarok bellowed a roar of glory. After thousands of years in his stony solitary confinement he was FREE! He looked below to see a small beastman bowing down to him in sheer fanatism. So this was his saviour... A creature who had so little going for him... And still Sargarok owed his freedom to him. He spoke to the creature. "What is your name mortal?" The creature replied. "So.. Farquaal. I owe you my freedom. Now, I shall grant you the greatest gift a Demon Lord can give any mortal. I shall enter your body, and become a part of you. Your powers will become unrivalled to anything but the gods. Your word shall issue thousands to die for you. Your incantations shall shake the very foundations of this realm.

Three months later, the city of Middenheim was under siege. After the hordes, under the guidance of Farquarok, as Farquaal called himself now, had laid waste to the entire northern borders of the empire, they pushed onwards to middenheim. His Army was nigh invincible. Hordes of Trolls, Minotaurs, Chaos mutants, warriors, beastmen, and even a pack of Chaos Dragons were under his command. Middenheim would fall in a matter of days.

P'qitoqc Shc'alth-xclitl Arrived at the edge of Middenheim. In his dreams he had seen the final battle there. He didn't see the results. It frightened him. He knew he was to die here. He just prayed, that with his sacrifice he would save the world.

Farquarok issued the order. The hordes moved onwards towards the terrified defenders of Middenheim. Not since the great Sigmars time had there been such a massive scale invasion. Only a miracle could save the Humans. And that miracle started with a single word.

"M'trhighal" uttered P'qitoqc Shc'alth-xclitl, and the hill moved towards the chaos troops, crushing hundreds of them beneath it's soil. With that, the entire Lizardman army stormed the flank of the horde. Utter disorder followed. Thousands fell under Lizardmen blades, arrows and trampling stegadons. Another few hundred fell under massive salamander shots and Terradon divebombings. In the blink of an eye, the lizards had destroyed the entire left flank.

Farquarok bellowed out a howl of frustration! The SLANN! again that BLASPHEMOUS creature Foiled his complete victory! but this time he would not fail! He entered a trancelike state, and found the slann. A psychic struggle of such proportions not seen since the great incursion followed. Both Demon and Slann caused grievous wounds to one another. The battle below still raged on, with the Middenheimers opening their gates and fighting with the fury of men with nothing left to lose. Farquarok's army, against all odds... was losing.

Farquarok however, noticed none of this. He was fighting for his life, against this fat bloated frog. Curses that would have killed any normal mortal merely scratched the slann, if they did any damage at all, and time and time again, The frog would utter another part of the banishment spell between defensive incantations. Farquarok had to strike now, or be lost forever. With a final desperate attempt, he uttered the Words of Blood.

P'qitoqc Shc'alth-xclitl saw what was coming. The demon had uttered the last hope he had. The Words of Blood. There would be no escape. He would die, and Farquarok would lose all of his immense powers forever, reduced to a shadow of his former self... but victorious. Accepting his fate, knowing that the world was at least safe P'qitoqc Shc'alth-xclitl died. Blood spraying from every orifice in his body. In lustria, every Slann Mage woke up, and mourned the loss of another of their brothers. There were so few left it was a dramatic blow to the lizardmen empire...

Farquarok was riding for his life. For two weeks, his chariot had managed to elude the furious Lizardmen and Empire. Only thanks to the Empires amazement of the lizards had he been able to escape the first time, and only through tempting fate had he survived the chase.

But to what point? He had no army..no powers. Nothing except his treasury. Then, he had an idea. He would use his last remaining gold to form a small, elite Army. He would train them by starting off as a Bloodbowl team. Every Body his followers would mangle, and every mangled follower would regain him a fraction of his powers. He would try to win each game to get enough money to keep gathering new recruits. He would hire stars if money permitted to cause more mayhem on the fields.. .and maybe, someday He would be back to conquer the world!

The Mangled: Bors Hurtgen,Hundemad, Lady Sovereign, Phil Laek, Dale Cooper, Fonzie, Cro, Ixax, Acorndale,Aiapaec,Returning Thunder, Mr Beefy, Leonardo Leadmehomeman , Dante, Ayumi Toshiba,Shine,Solid State, Kapusniaczek

The Fallen: Bor Paincause, Marg Fleshtear, Rakan Bloodspill, Arcylon Razorfang, Terranor Razorfang, Ratofer Mutilate, Kyran Bloodspill, Roth Lifesuck, Erin Bloodspill, Ankhor Makeskull, Ragh Lifesuck, Arrodan Mutilate, Durgal Bloodspew, Ogrim Blackaxe
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Beastman Runner
6 3 3 8
Horns
Frenzy
  14 1 0 0 0 1 6/16 80k
(60+20)k
 
2
Beastman Runner
8 3 3 8
Horns
Block, +MA, Tackle, +MA
  39 5 7 0 9 3 59/76 160k
(60+100)k
 
3
Chosen Blocker
5 4 4 9
+AG, Dodge
  17 8 3 0 0 1 22/31 170k
(100+70)k
 
4
Beastman Runner
7 3 3 8
Horns
+MA, Block, Tackle
  40 1 4 0 3 4 39/51 130k
(60+70)k
 
5
Chosen Blocker
5 4 3 9
Tentacles, Block, Stand Firm
  30 5 3 0 7 2 38/51 160k
(100+60)k
 
6
Chosen Blocker
5 4 3 9
Tentacles, Block
  22 3 3 1 1 1 21/31 140k
(100+40)k
 
7
Beastman Runner
6 3 3 8
Horns
Big Hand, Dodge
  16 1 3 1 1 1 19/31 110k
(60+50)k
 
8
Chosen Blocker
7 4 3 9
Block, +MA, +MA, Guard
  97 5 10 0 14 1 68/76 200k
(100+100)k
 
9
Beastman Runner
6 4 3 8
Horns
+ST, Block, Guard
  36 3 5 0 3 3 39/51 150k
(60+90)k
 
10
Beastman Runner
6 3 3 8
Horns
Block
  11 0 4 0 0 0 12/16 80k
(60+20)k
 
11
Minotaur
5 5 1 8
Frenzy, Horns, Loner, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Wild Animal
Guard, Break Tackle
-ag 27 0 0 0 7 1 19/31 190k
(150+40)k
 
12
Beastman Runner
6 3 3 8
Horns
  1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 60k
(60+0)k
 
14
Beastman Runner
6 3 3 8
Horns
Block, Guard
  11 0 2 0 1 3 23/31 100k
(60+40)k
 
15
Beastman Runner
6 3 3 8
Horns
Dirty Player
  20 3 1 0 0 0 6/16 80k
(60+20)k
 
14 players  
Coach: DreadClaw Re-Rolls (120k): 6  
Race: Chaos Chosen Fan Factor: 18  
Current Team Value: 2400k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 70k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 2400k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:114 (57/18/39) |TD Diff:11 (166 - 155) |Cas Diff:78 (149/103/44 - 109/77/32)
Last Opponent: Camembert Cheddarchasers

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
Orloks RetinueVampire1000k211/1/180k3 - 01200k60/0/080k57k
Lucky Loki's LosersNorse1130k130/1/040k2 - 11190k132/0/060k27k
Huevos friosNorse1190k70/1/060k0 - 31100k222/0/150k34k
For the Grace of Wood D.M.UWood Elf1260k141/2/090k2 - 01700k71/0/170k102k
Always AroundUndead1320k101/0/040k1 - 11290k152/2/040k64k
Jittery SnitchesSkaven1230k201/0/060k3 - 11390k120/0/120k35k
Stormbringers of ImrryrElf1330k101/1/020k0 - 21470k170/1/170k55k
Canine RedemptionNecromantic1310k202/1/170k3 - 21330k164/1/080k66k
Fast Faster FastestSkaven1370k112/2/070k0 - 31450k200/2/040k67k
Imladris VillagersDark Elf1450k162/0/180k1 - 01420k70/0/050k76k
BatertownChaos1480k101/2/060k0 - 01570k90/1/140k84k
Saltpepper Pizza BoysHuman1420k71/1/060k0 - 11590k122/1/060k87k
Gloomy WiggersChaos Dwarf1400k121/1/160k1 - 21530k110/0/070k84k
Kyaiee!Skaven1410k91/1/260k0 - 41350k222/0/050k81k
Raging Fighting CocksHuman1490k110/1/160k0 - 21510k214/2/080k77k
Slaanesh! Slaanesh! Slaanesh!Chaos1480k131/0/170k1 - 21480k130/3/060k67k
People I Know Or NotHuman1360k130/2/020k0 - 41410k252/0/150k57k
JueverosNorse1310k161/0/080k2 - 11310k120/0/050k69k
Final StandHuman1330k173/0/040k2 - 11330k110/1/040k59k
We Are From the InternezVampire1400k160/2/0140k1 - 01450k10/0/00k74k
Mon BlibliHigh Elf1580k172/1/140k1 - 11670k90/0/020k78k
Mythos ManglersTomb Kings1660k213/1/160k2 - 11650k90/0/150k80k
Clint Eastwood RolesShambling Undead1530k203/0/150k2 - 01630k51/0/040k82k
Raging Fighting CocksHuman1620k172/0/130k2 - 01570k70/1/170k73k
Vamp O RamaVampire1680k256/2/070k2 - 01820k80/0/040k88k
Fumbbling PokerplayersShambling Undead1800k193/0/150k2 - 01740k101/1/240k77k
Chaotic ClippersChaos1830k152/0/060k2 - 11870k132/1/030k106k
Crashtest OrkiesOrc1860k182/0/050k3 - 11770k111/1/060k81k
Prime Time Bull--RerunsChaos Dwarf1950k182/2/260k1 - 01910k70/2/090k132k
Cold Blood on FireLizardmen1840k160/3/260k1 - 41820k210/1/050k85k
Juicy TerransHuman1850k72/0/010k0 - 21850k152/1/030k77k
Streetfighter Alpha 3Lizardmen1870k164/0/060k1 - 12030k101/0/030k100k
Raiders of Kar NagrondDark Elf1960k131/1/070k1 - 21850k171/0/170k89k
Brun spritHigh Elf2060k92/0/020k0 - 21970k130/0/070k76k
DaleGlenn TreehuggersWood Elf2050k170/2/1100k1 - 02080k00/0/00k82k
Dead TunesUndead2110k150/0/140k2 - 12180k132/0/250k76k
Urgath's ArmyUndead2120k141/1/030k2 - 12140k112/1/040k85k
Ministry of LahmiaVampire2180k100/3/030k1 - 22060k162/0/370k95k
Horde of Sociopathic NorsemenNorse2000k80/0/040k1 - 21990k182/2/180k108k
Goblin Genome ProjectGoblin1770k71/0/050k0 - 11770k131/3/060k121k
Da KingsHigh Elf1550k70/1/060k0 - 11360k90/0/080k78k
Mror HoldsDwarf1610k111/0/040k2 - 01590k93/0/160k63k
Lords of GreedHigh Elf1670k101/0/020k1 - 01790k70/1/00k60k
I skoven sku' vaere gildeWood Elf1720k213/3/090k2 - 21780k111/0/070k104k
Darkwood CowpunchersDark Elf1860k110/0/060k2 - 01910k70/0/150k64k
Miserables peludosSkaven1940k202/3/040k2 - 21930k211/1/160k91k
Die Gallier kommenDark Elf1650k152/1/150k2 - 01630k81/0/050k82k
Lorians ElitistsHigh Elf1740k153/1/140k2 - 11760k100/0/020k55k
LizzzzzzzziesLizardmen1810k122/0/020k1 - 42000k222/0/080k85k
Cosmic BalanceLizardmen1840k163/1/160k2 - 01900k81/0/020k68k
Da greenie ThumpazOrc1930k102/0/00k1 - 21800k172/0/010k53k
Nefarious NymphsDark Elf1940k80/2/010k0 - 31870k180/0/060k73k
Mror HoldsDwarf1960k164/0/010k1 - 11960k91/0/120k60k
ZazinozOrc2000k151/1/050k2 - 01960k92/1/060k70k
Divine AssassinsSkaven2090k173/1/020k2 - 22530k120/0/00k112k
Blackened HeartsDark Elf2150k141/0/030k2 - 22080k142/3/040k77k
Way of the FistHigh Elf2200k162/3/140k1 - 12000k100/0/050k66k
MacintoshesChaos Dwarf2280k153/0/040k2 - 12490k111/2/010k89k
Scales with tailsLizardmen2170k162/1/010k2 - 32080k201/3/070k90k
Bionic LabRatzSkaven2090k170/3/140k2 - 01990k120/2/170k93k
Wheel of MisfortuneChaos1820k232/1/140k3 - 01820k71/0/040k58k
Caveborn CaptivesWood Elf1910k180/0/230k2 - 02010k70/0/030k73k
Sandy Coast SailorsWood Elf1980k92/0/080k0 - 11940k163/1/090k101k
Wacky WascalsChaos Dwarf2080k80/0/060k1 - 02370k91/1/040k99k
Scarred Lands SlitherenSkaven2140k234/2/150k2 - 12030k101/0/030k82k
Ghalanir BlackcatsWood Elf2080k101/1/050k1 - 11910k121/1/030k72k
Snake Eyes LizzardsLizardmen2150k141/2/170k1 - 02180k70/0/130k107k
Aggressive Asian AvengersAmazon2260k193/0/220k2 - 12310k140/1/140k119k
VFK LegionasHuman2050k232/1/170k3 - 12070k132/0/040k103k
WhiskytangofoxtrotsHuman2040k191/2/010k2 - 22200k192/2/030k86k
Decayed CheeseSkaven1920k110/0/030k1 - 51910k272/3/150k116k
Bearded PhilosophersChaos Dwarf1760k140/1/040k2 - 11630k101/2/170k74k
Los Angeles LuckersLizardmen1770k160/2/020k1 - 31770k161/0/020k78k
KaimenaiHuman1810k200/2/110k3 - 01970k100/1/120k45k
ShowbizWood Elf1860k130/0/060k2 - 42070k241/0/050k106k
Kokiri ForestWood Elf1780k150/1/050k2 - 21690k161/0/090k103k
Swift fightersWood Elf1860k90/0/130k1 - 21830k191/1/070k70k
Dread At The ControlsVampire1910k100/2/020k0 - 22250k151/1/070k85k
Romulan Star EmpireSkaven1950k182/1/050k2 - 11850k121/0/080k128k
Fear the SwarmSkaven2040k130/0/070k2 - 11930k192/3/060k81k
Iowa City RegularsWood Elf1800k120/0/050k2 - 31800k181/0/060k85k
wood elf's for lifeWood Elf1880k222/0/040k3 - 21860k151/0/070k90k
BuffyverseElven Union1960k70/0/060k0 - 42060k272/1/050k85k
Born to Kill AngieHuman1880k120/0/080k2 - 11820k100/0/030k90k
wood elf's for lifeWood Elf1980k120/1/020k1 - 22080k181/2/020k82k
White KingsHigh Elf2020k242/2/260k2 - 11990k132/0/040k76k
Super Elf Fighter To The DeathWood Elf1960k171/1/030k1 - 32090k200/1/060k113k
Pain heals, Chicks dig scarsHuman2030k91/0/110k0 - 11970k132/0/130k92k
IFK GothenburgWood Elf1800k201/1/060k2 - 21820k140/0/050k69k
NogginsDwarf1740k142/0/070k1 - 01650k143/1/060k79k
Nice TraxElf1840k264/2/1100k2 - 12110k90/0/070k128k
Camembert CheddarchasersSkaven2000k160/0/060k2 - 32430k180/1/050k125k
Pulp MutationSkaven2030k202/2/050k2 - 12070k101/0/040k87k
SkunkyDark Elf2120k101/0/060k1 - 02190k71/1/040k127k
Under ConstructionDark Elf2200k131/0/130k1 - 22310k171/0/030k107k
Morian MephistoChaos Dwarf2250k101/0/050k1 - 22120k151/3/050k90k
Doomed ElvesDark Elf2020k212/1/090k3 - 12100k90/0/080k125k
IFK GothenburgWood Elf2160k90/0/050k1 - 21960k140/1/040k90k
Meta LikanaDark Elf2230k153/1/050k1 - 12370k131/2/040k102k
Voices from the DarkSkaven2020k130/1/080k2 - 12000k101/0/050k104k
White Isle Idlers Alpha TurboWood Elf2130k160/1/050k2 - 42220k180/0/050k132k
Royal GaynessHigh Elf2140k172/2/070k1 - 22070k130/0/070k123k
Mersenne TwisterzHigh Elf2240k142/1/070k1 - 02210k80/1/020k86k
Putrid PosseNurgle2270k162/1/050k2 - 02270k91/0/00k97k
Mel GibsonChaos Dwarf2360k173/1/040k2 - 02250k91/0/140k87k
ShowbizWood Elf2440k122/1/130k2 - 22830k150/0/010k108k
Skavenblight FurySkaven2400k132/1/070k1 - 12550k162/3/050k141k
Lund Exchange StudentsDark Elf2490k111/2/010k1 - 32340k244/2/020k92k
PogodaWood Elf2460k201/2/220k2 - 12200k120/0/130k120k
Black Hawks FallDark Elf2420k80/2/040k1 - 12280k100/0/160k113k
Order of the Dark MoonDark Elf2480k111/1/070k2 - 02340k70/0/030k106k
Meta LikanaDark Elf2570k90/0/030k2 - 12530k101/0/050k126k
Rising Stars II!High Elf2540k140/1/020k2 - 12370k142/0/150k122k
Camembert CheddarchasersSkaven2400k171/1/250k2 - 12720k111/0/070k147k