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</br>I'll take on anyone with a similar team rating, regardless of race. If you don't believe me, look at my matches played!

<a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&op=view&id=1805609>Game 12</a> : first game without a new skill
Against dwarves loaded with mighty blow. Team still undefeated though! :-)

<a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=1807001>Game 16</a> : first loss (<a href=http://fumbbl.com/index.php?name=PNphpBB2&file=viewtopic&t=11631>forum thread</a>)
Against a chaos team with a ST5, claw, razor sharp claw, block, tentacles monster of a chaos warrior. How did this happen, you ask? Well, on turn 8 of first half, with the ball secured by an elf at the chaos end zone and a huge wall of elves to protect him, a beastman makes multiple dodges to get there, blitzes and niggles the ball carrier. The crowd throws it out of reach, or is it? The troll reaches it with go for its, picks it up no problem, throws a long pass to a beastman, and the beastman then proceeds to go scoring with dodge and go for its! My turn 16 one-turn TD fails because i need one more push but CAS the guy instead. I score without problems at the start of second half. On turn 16, i run out of time and my ball carrier stays in contact with a player he shouldn't have. He gets killed (he was my best player with 40+ SPPs, block, dodge and guard), then they pick up the ball, hand it off and score for the 2-1 win. Congrats man! I'm more disappointed with the loss than with the dead star. I was really holding on dearly to that undefeated record!

<a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&op=view&id=1809187>Game 24</a> : stupidest (and worst) misclick ever
First turn, dirty player badly hurt. Picking up something on the floor, and not wanting to make my opponent wait, i click "no" on the apo with my left hand. Big mistake! The mouse slips, and i click yes! Aaaargh! Two turns later, the same player gets -AV (and i wouldn't even have apothed that, he's not worth the trouble). Later on, a +MA blodge blitzer gets killed on a failed dodge! Now, THAT i would have apothed. Using my left hand cost me a +MA blitzer. And as if to spite me even further, Nuffle gives me a 1 on winnings and a FF decrease. Thanks Nuffle!

<a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&op=view&id=1809414>Game 25</a> : most awful injury rolls ever
Against pro elves, who, as far as i can remember, on 15 armour passes did 4 stuns, 0 KO and 11 CAS. The best player on my team, a 35 SPP witch elf, died twice in this one.

Game 33 : +ST <a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=4549968>thrower</a> ages and gets -AG
It's not often you'll see a -AG thrower stay on a team, but this one does. He's not a thrower anymore, that's all. It's ok though, because my other thrower also got a skill this game and now has accurate, strong arm and safe throw. Who needs a second thrower then?

Game 36 : <a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=4541535>dead, dead, dead!</a>
Witch elf kills herself on double skulls, saved by apo. Later on a block, guard, dauntless line-elf kills himself on a failed dodge! I don't roll many doubles on this team, but those i get keep dying! Four doubles dead, only one remaining.

<a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&op=view&id=1812946>Game 42</a> : record of dice mediocrity for 5 turns
In the first 5 turns of the game, i rolled 3 double 1s, 1 double skulls, and failed 4 out of 6 dodge attempts (4 at 2+, 2 at 3+, all with dodge reroll). Later on in the game, my only thrower left on the pitch failed 3 bonehead rolls (duh, where am i?) in a row while trying to grab the ball with orcs swarming around him!

Game 45 : <a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=4542080>Legolas</a> is a star!
With his 26th TD is 41 games, Legolas has just made it into the top 10 scorers amongst active dark elf blitzers!

Game 46 : <a href=http://fumbbl.com/help:SkillList>aging</a>
Aren't elves supposed to age slower than other races? I mean, Arwen was almost 3000 years old, right? On the skills page, it says that a player has 53.6% chance of getting to 51 SPPs without aging once. Well, i've had 5 players get there so far, and only one has made it through untouched by the passing of time. Am i wrong or is 20% a lot smaller than 53.6%?

Game 48 : virus, concession, Legolas gone, team ruined
All that aging meant i had 4 nigglings on my roster now. Another guy was MNG. Played against someone i was giving 3 handicaps to. He got virus and it wasn't me, taking out 5 of my players. I was left with 7 to start the game against an undead team. Looked up the rules for concession. 51+ SPP players have a 50% chance of leaving. I have 5 such players, but only 2 i care about. Both are on the field. I figure there's only a 33% chance of a permanent injury or death, so playing on is less risky than conceeding. In the first 3 turns, he gets 3 CAS, all serious injuries, and he niggles one of the 2 players i care about, twice! Now i've only got one 51+ SPP player left that i care about, and a bunch few 51. I figure my chances are now better if i conceed. So i do. I lose 3 of 5 possible players, including the only one still worth saving! It was Legolas, a dark elf blitzer with 28 TDs, sitting in 7th place of all active dark elf blitzers for TDs scored. Not much of a team left after this. I think i might just retire them. Lesson learned : don't give away any handicap when you have 4 niggled players. Especially don't give away 3!

Game 49 : last game
After the fiasco that happened the game before, i decided to play one last game before retiring the team. If the witch elf at 49 SPPs and the thrower at 50 SPPs could get a skill without aging, i'd keep the team. If not, i'd retire them. The witch didn't age, the thrower aged a niggle and a rookie witch aged at 6 SPPs (second time this happens). There's absolutely nothing in this team worth playing it. Time for something else!
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Witch Elf
7 3 4 7
Dodge, Frenzy, Jump Up
Block, Tackle, Side Step, Diving Tackle
  22 0 10 0 3 3 51/ 190k
(223)k
 
2
Witch Elf
7 3 4 7
Dodge, Frenzy, Jump Up
Block
n 2 0 2 0 0 1 11/ 130k
(129)k
 
3
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Kick, Block, Dodge, Side Step
n 48 4 1 0 4 8 55/ 150k
(131)k
 
4
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Dirty Player, Dodge
  17 3 4 0 1 0 17/ 110k
(133)k
 
5
Thrower
6 3 4 8
Pass
Accurate, Strong Arm, Safe Throw
  31 44 0 0 0 0 44/ 160k
(150)k
 
7
Thrower
6 4 3 8
Pass
+ST, Block, Dodge, Tackle
-ag, n 33 28 0 0 4 3 51/ 200k
(169)k
 
11
Lineman
6 3 4 8   4 2 0 0 0 0 2/ 70k
(70)k
 
15
Blitzer
7 3 4 8
Block
Dodge, Guard, Side Step, Tackle
n 35 1 12 0 0 4 57/ 190k
(163)k
 
16
Lineman
6 3 4 8   9 3 0 0 0 0 3/ 70k
(70)k
 
9 players  
Coach: Zombie69 Re-Rolls (100k): 4  
Race: Dark Elf Fan Factor: 12  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 80k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1640k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:49 (22/11/16) |TD Diff:34 (123 - 89) |Cas Diff:-64 (31/17/14 - 60/44/22)
Last Opponent: Foul Play!

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
Pixie HeroesOgre1000k192/1/050k2 - 11140k121/0/140k78k
Gomorrah 69ersWood Elf1020k190/0/030k3 - 31180k191/0/030k57k
Maws of MadnessOgre1090k343/1/070k6 - 01140k91/0/150k51k
Sepulcher AllstarsUndead1240k302/1/070k4 - 11240k121/1/090k63k
Violent VagrantsHuman1380k200/1/180k3 - 21400k170/2/040k72k
NecronomicanTomb Kings1510k142/0/040k1 - 11500k141/1/170k75k
Peace and Love BoysOgre1580k120/1/030k1 - 11610k121/1/070k74k
EmpiresInArmsNorse1620k130/0/070k2 - 11570k151/0/170k84k
Lake Estrogen SherosAmazon1720k191/0/050k3 - 01630k60/0/010k60k
Reikland RushersHuman1810k250/0/040k4 - 41910k240/0/150k72k
Reseau Des SportsDark Elf1790k243/0/050k4 - 21890k170/0/020k55k
Les Nains ComprisDwarf1890k120/1/050k1 - 11840k214/1/170k90k
Blood Cultist ReturnChaos Chosen1870k180/0/060k3 - 01940k80/2/010k73k
High Houses of AndorHigh Elf1980k202/0/050k3 - 21930k130/0/040k87k
Mror HoldsDwarf2070k160/0/030k2 - 22000k194/1/030k71k
Alliance Of Eternal NinjasChaos2130k120/0/130k1 - 22300k200/2/150k96k
Slug ThugsNurgle's Rotters2020k171/0/050k3 - 02020k111/1/050k95k
Super Rats 2nd XISkaven2110k170/1/060k2 - 32100k211/0/130k113k
Hot as FireChaos2200k60/0/030k0 - 12230k122/1/140k100k
Dragonbowl 2006Dark Elf2090k150/2/040k1 - 32060k203/0/060k80k
Boske ElficoWood Elf2160k271/0/160k4 - 42350k190/1/00k93k
Terrortrupp eVOrc2220k201/0/040k4 - 12050k131/1/050k66k
PaninariChaos2180k170/1/020k3 - 22410k152/0/00k92k
Racing ReptilesLizardmen2230k120/0/120k1 - 32190k202/1/040k111k
Killing TheBotElf2130k60/0/050k0 - 22290k255/2/260k108k
Fire Dragons FCHuman2000k90/0/160k1 - 21820k192/2/120k77k
Designated KillersOrc1980k170/0/160k2 - 32010k193/4/010k78k
HuntingHurricanesElf2060k230/0/120k4 - 31920k191/0/050k91k
Barely BashersOrc2130k191/0/040k3 - 12130k202/1/20k70k
Oh ReallyShambling Undead2110k150/0/030k2 - 12010k153/1/160k105k
Ulthuan 1337 PornqueensHigh Elf2180k211/0/040k3 - 52400k260/1/050k80k
Botanic GardenElven Union2270k170/1/020k2 - 42490k250/2/070k116k
SchiacciasassiDwarf2320k200/0/20k3 - 11800k130/0/120k35k
Greased LightningSkaven2240k101/1/020k1 - 32430k181/0/00k77k
Team Gambina IIHuman2280k251/0/120k4 - 02020k80/0/010k76k
Upgraded MutationsSkaven2360k170/0/150k2 - 32400k232/0/130k109k
Another wrestling theme teamDwarf2290k100/1/010k1 - 11910k141/3/050k90k
Fire Dragons FCHuman2320k211/0/140k4 - 11990k110/1/060k84k
Storm BoyzOrc2410k132/0/030k2 - 22410k162/0/140k76k
Suicide R UsWood Elf2470k210/0/040k3 - 52360k332/1/040k78k
Pray For DeathNecromantic Horror2540k210/1/030k4 - 12140k132/0/120k94k
HellOrc UnitedOrc2470k90/0/040k1 - 12270k163/1/030k88k
Streetfighter Alpha 3Lizardmen2520k261/0/10k5 - 02280k91/2/010k90k
Light Rat TourSkaven2570k160/0/10k2 - 31770k311/2/310k60k
Fly BoysHigh Elf2400k180/0/040k3 - 32290k211/0/00k86k
European Comunity IIIHuman2480k283/2/050k4 - 02560k70/0/040k118k
Low RaidersOrc2590k201/1/040k4 - 01920k121/2/060k98k
UNdead CologneShambling Undead2580k10/0/00k0 - 12000k190/3/070k89k
Foul Play!Chaos Chosen1730k141/0/060k2 - 31600k180/0/030k79k