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This team will only play teams that are lower than it in TS, and preferably by more
than 10. If I can find people who will play me 20 TS or below than that will be
great. This isn't cherrypicking, but sensible choice of opponents that should
protect my orcs from harm. AV9 is broken 1 in 6, you know.

Edit: Someone recently told me that apo's also only work 1 in 6. :O Is this a conSPIROsy?

The Troll is Your Mother, but the other players are people who have approved of
<b>Your Mother</b>'s previous orc teams' game choosing tactics.

Edit 2: Okay, joke's over. Apologies to all the fans of Your Mother out there but
after rolling 2 ST+ and an AG+ I quite like the team and don't want to get it deleted!
Normal games here we come! (Also, I was beginning to feel like a bit of a dork
challenging noobs. Conscience ftw!)

New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Troll
4 5 1 9
Always Hungry, Big Guy, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regenerate, Throw Team Mate
Guard, Multiple Block, Break Tackle
  73 0 0 0 17 3 49/ 160k
(148)k
 
3
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9
Block
  10 0 1 0 1 1 10/ 100k
(100)k
 
4
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9
Block, Guard, Mighty Blow, Tackle
  72 1 5 0 25 1 71/ 160k
(160)k
 
5
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9
Frenzy, Block, Guard, Mighty Blow, Tackle
  69 0 7 1 23 6 99/ 190k
(175)k
 
6
Thrower
5 3 3 8
Pass, Sure Hands
Block, Dirty Player, Tackle, Accurate
  73 20 2 0 1 6 58/ 150k
(188)k
 
9
Lineman
5 3 2 9
Dirty Player, Kick, Block
-ag 71 1 1 0 1 6 36/ 110k
(128)k
 
10
Qaz
Blitzer
6 3 3 8
Block
Mighty Blow, Tackle, Guard, Pro, Pass Block, Strip Ball
-av 70 4 4 0 32 10 Legend
130
200k
(213)k
 
12
Blitzer
8 4 3 9
Block
+MA, Mighty Blow, +MA, Stand Firm, +ST
m 35 2 19 1 8 2 87/ 240k
(0)k
 
13
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
Guard
  10 0 3 0 1 0 11/ 100k
(115)k
 
14
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Catch, Sure Feet, Sprint, Side Step
  63 1 7 0 0 7 57/ 120k
(138)k
 
9 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: PeteW Re-Rolls (120k): 5  
Race: Orc Fan Factor: 21  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 75k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1850k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:73 (43/15/15) |TD Diff:50 (121 - 71) |Cas Diff:211 (148/121/55 - 58/39/16)
Last Opponent: Chaotic Massacre

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
Better than PornGoblin1000k271/2/160k4 - 01160k50/0/030k60k
Nor-SeNorse1110k173/0/170k2 - 11160k110/1/040k54k
Karak Penitentiary Cell BlockDDwarf1220k160/1/040k3 - 01010k50/0/050k55k
RepthrilliansLizardmen1310k152/0/0100k2 - 11210k80/0/080k83k
Endstation EdenKhemri1390k241/3/180k3 - 01480k71/0/030k52k
Naked SynnHigh Elf1510k263/2/290k3 - 01160k50/0/070k97k
Widow Twanky's Goon SquadChaos1660k200/1/160k3 - 01320k50/0/040k57k
Brigade of KhorneChaos Chosen1700k71/1/060k0 - 01630k101/1/030k68k
Ratas ZumbadasSkaven1780k161/3/020k2 - 22100k151/1/040k59k
Dark Elf 210 ChallengeDark Elf1830k181/1/050k2 - 11900k101/0/010k75k
Iowa City RegularsWood Elf1870k172/1/260k0 - 31810k180/1/060k88k
Last LegKhemri1960k140/2/020k1 - 01940k60/0/060k74k
HoopsOgre2010k170/6/140k1 - 12560k80/0/00k97k
Oh ReallyShambling Undead2090k184/3/030k1 - 02040k50/0/050k111k
Fumbbl's Star ZombiesShambling Undead2160k172/1/150k2 - 02180k70/2/240k91k
Undying SCUMUndead2130k121/1/120k1 - 11710k101/0/160k98k
Internazionale MilanoChaos Dwarf2100k101/0/160k1 - 02260k72/0/030k95k
Prime Time Bull--RerunsChaos Dwarf2190k152/2/050k2 - 02130k94/2/150k122k
Two ThundersHigh Elf2140k181/3/170k2 - 22020k182/0/030k120k
Beyond the SwordDark Elf2250k244/3/170k2 - 22150k161/0/060k111k
Muck SpreadersNurgle's Rotters2360k161/0/170k2 - 12410k112/1/060k121k
Well-Known Teams of FumbblSkaven2470k252/4/330k4 - 02180k70/0/120k93k
Nachtburg AncientsVampire2550k254/1/250k3 - 12930k80/0/060k162k
KiltitOgre2660k140/2/050k1 - 12620k100/1/050k104k
Les Hordes allientChaos Chosen2620k93/0/110k0 - 22670k162/0/060k121k
Stand FreeWood Elf2640k132/1/00k1 - 32110k140/1/060k90k
Knights of NerakaOrc2650k120/0/210k1 - 12440k110/0/020k98k
Men from the MinistryChaos2700k82/1/160k1 - 02610k71/1/00k110k
MarcaOrc2660k156/0/160k2 - 02530k51/1/00k117k
E.S.B. Turbo UltraHigh Elf2530k112/0/020k1 - 32330k181/0/030k124k
Ruff EdgesDwarf2570k152/5/010k2 - 12370k80/0/010k97k
Apology for no oneHuman2610k153/0/050k2 - 01890k70/1/070k89k
Dying for a TDNecromantic2690k252/3/150k3 - 01750k50/0/080k102k
Ulthuan OathbreakersDark Elf2790k172/0/330k2 - 12590k110/1/080k180k
Garrr...Shiver Mi TimbersHuman2870k142/1/030k2 - 22180k150/1/020k108k
Flachpfeifens 4th trySkaven2930k173/0/070k2 - 12220k101/0/060k152k
Nodame CantabileLizardmen3030k134/3/040k0 - 02990k71/0/150k138k
Faction goes rankedLizardmen2770k133/3/020k1 - 02860k50/0/060k150k
Myranor WanderersWood Elf2690k153/2/040k2 - 12770k111/0/040k148k
Ratzingerz TodezfeindeSkaven2710k233/2/350k2 - 32720k180/1/040k154k
E.S.B. Turbo UltraHigh Elf2680k70/3/050k0 - 22350k161/0/080k137k
Blitz FrenzyNorse2740k172/0/120k2 - 11910k123/1/040k124k
Skavenblight FurySkaven2800k171/3/070k2 - 02740k50/0/160k172k
Hellgate's Last tryChaos2710k81/1/140k0 - 32280k200/1/150k118k
Greenskin GreenhidesOrc2670k203/2/150k2 - 02400k71/0/070k128k
Skavenblight FurySkaven2770k202/2/080k2 - 12800k100/0/060k174k
Les brisnukChaos Chosen2890k161/3/150k1 - 02680k71/0/160k122k
Serenity GracesWood Elf2960k244/5/040k3 - 12760k110/1/010k125k
Gios Lizards 08Lizardmen3050k212/2/30k2 - 12550k132/3/050k108k
Voices from the DarkSkaven2980k163/2/040k1 - 02530k60/0/060k139k
Stinking little onesSkaven2890k245/1/250k2 - 12940k120/0/020k149k
Elfheim HarlequinsElf2950k152/2/230k2 - 22090k140/1/060k133k
Dead PartyUndead3010k162/0/030k3 - 01850k61/2/050k129k
Ridin' DirtySkaven3070k203/3/050k1 - 21950k171/1/190k158k
White Isle Idlers Alpha TurboWood Elf2920k164/2/130k1 - 22150k130/0/090k130k
Happy-Go-LuckiesKhemri2980k100/0/010k1 - 12200k163/1/060k131k
Green Fender BendersOrc3000k81/0/00k1 - 22300k162/2/050k115k
Copland BlueboysDark Elf3010k130/4/110k2 - 11940k171/2/030k98k
People I'd Love to PunchHuman3040k162/0/240k1 - 21930k151/1/1100k142k
Bubba Gump Shrimping CoLizardmen3120k133/0/140k1 - 32060k162/1/040k134k
Beamer ThemesDark Elf3180k162/1/120k1 - 12090k122/0/050k117k
Hellgate's Last tryChaos3230k101/2/130k2 - 03070k91/1/040k127k
Dandelion EatersWood Elf3170k134/1/030k0 - 12610k101/0/140k149k
Big Hats FTWChaos Dwarf2810k130/1/040k2 - 02450k71/0/040k119k
W R ProElf2880k211/3/10k2 - 22040k130/0/030k110k
HcGamerz rebirthSkaven2920k182/3/0100k1 - 02370k00/0/00k108k
Sentinels of JUSTICE!Orc3070k143/1/170k1 - 02610k50/0/070k171k
Haandbold PigerChaos Chosen3160k112/1/020k0 - 22950k132/0/020k143k
ross's ratsSkaven3090k202/1/110k3 - 12020k90/0/070k116k
Orka mera!Orc3140k172/2/00k2 - 12300k124/1/150k127k
Ratzingerz TodezfeindeSkaven2680k102/2/060k1 - 12560k91/0/010k130k
Ravenous MutantsChaos2760k193/3/210k4 - 02230k123/2/060k119k
Chaotic MassacreChaos2720k124/1/060k1 - 22440k170/1/360k131k