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Caricature Assassins
Retired [X2] Elf

The 'Caricature Assassins' are a much fabled band of nomadic elves. It is said that their kind posses the ability to either not be seen, or to not quite appear to be who they really are. This unique ability allows them to get closer to a high bounty target than any other assassin. They go wherever the fetid stench of war is at it's most pungent, because this is where the biggest bounties lie.

In recent times, there has been a shift away from the underhanded warring tactic of assassination, in favour of the more crude method of straight out pitched battles. This allied with a new found and previously unheard of desire for peace, has meant that the 'Caricature Assassins' have been forced to look elsewhere for an income that they deem necessary to maintain their opulent lifestyle.

Upon hearing of the bounty heavy Blood Bowl league, the 'ABBA', they've decided to send a group of trainee assassins to come and hone their skills at this game previously unknown to them. It is their hope that success will bring their skills to the attention of the many crude races that used to require their sneaky ways. So this is not only a quest for success on their part, but maybe for the future existence of their kind and it's way of life.

Let the <b>caricature assassination</b> commence!

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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Matt Groening
Lineman
6 3 4 7   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 60k
(50)k
  
2
Roger Federer
Lineman
6 3 4 7   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 60k
(50)k
  
3
Lee Van Cleef
Lineman
6 3 4 7   3 0 1 0 0 0 3/ 60k
(50)k
  
4
Alec Guinness
Lineman
6 3 4 7 m 3 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 60k
(0)k
  
5
Bruce Willis
Lineman
6 3 4 7 n, m 3 0 0 0 0 1 5/ 60k
(0)k
  
6
Chow Yun Fat
Lineman
6 4 4 7
+ST
   3 1 0 0 0 1 6/ 110k
(140)k
  
7
Marlon Brando
Lineman
6 3 4 7
Block
   3 1 1 0 1 0 6/ 80k
(70)k
  
8
Stanley Kubrick
Lineman
6 3 4 7   2 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 60k
(50)k
  
9
Eric Cantona
Thrower
6 3 4 7
Pass
Accurate
   3 6 0 0 0 0 6/ 90k
(95)k
  
10
Winston Churchill
Thrower
6 3 4 7
Pass
   1 0 0 0 0 1 5/ 70k
(70)k
  
11
Evander Holyfield
Blitzer
7 3 4 8
Block, Side Step
   3 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 110k
(130)k
  
13
Jimi Hendrix
Catcher
8 3 4 7
Catch, Nerves of Steel
Block
   3 1 3 0 0 0 10/ 120k
(143)k
  
10 players (+2 players missing next game)  
Coach: hotspurstu Re-Rolls (100k): 3  
Race: Elf Fan Factor: 9  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 60k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1110k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:3 (2/0/1) |TD Diff:1 (5 - 4) |Cas Diff:-3 (5/0/0 - 3/5/0)
Last Opponent: Girls Without Mercy

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
Blackie LawlessDark Elf1000k162/0/050k2 - 11480k172/1/080k77k
Rutgers Rotten KnightsShambling Undead1080k182/0/090k2 - 11350k120/1/070k80k
Girls Without MercyAmazon1210k131/0/040k1 - 21440k191/3/040k73k