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Thems elves be a family, the Elf family to be precise. It's like they are the mafia, or the Giovanni.

Quite a coincidence that nobles with the family name 'Elf' would have turned to the dark pleasures. But when your brother shows you how much fun you can have torturing and maiming the manager who's always breathing down your neck, you have no choice but to break out, hedonist style.

The siblings may not be very creative, but they are certainly consistent! After surviving a blood bowl league the two brothers found (kidnapped) some fine wives (breeding slaves) to chain to the front of their pirate ship. Before you can say 'rapists' without slurring, they each had a family full of fresh blood for the bowl.

As their kids grew, so did their excitement to return to the arena. Shell out a little plundered booty and you've got yourself the best Dark Elf coach (that you can find) and there's always a place to 'find' more Elf family players... if you know what I mean. And who knows, the experienced fathers may even join the team (as blitzers) if the situation calls for it. And if the infamous brothers are playing, it's safe to assume the slave wives won't be far off (as witch elves).
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Blitzer
7 3 4 8
Block
Dodge
  1 0 2 0 1 0 8/16 120k
(138)k
 
2
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Block
  3 4 0 0 1 0 6/16 90k
(90)k
 
3
Lineman
6 3 4 8   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 70k
(70)k
 
4
Lineman
6 3 4 8   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 70k
(70)k
 
5
Lineman
6 3 4 8   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 70k
(70)k
 
6
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Block
  3 2 0 0 0 1 7/16 90k
(90)k
 
7
Lineman
6 4 4 8
+ST
  3 2 1 1 0 0 7/16 120k
(150)k
 
8
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Dirty Player
  3 0 0 1 0 1 7/16 90k
(120)k
 
9
Lineman
6 3 4 8   3 1 0 0 0 0 1/6 70k
(70)k
 
10
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Block
  3 1 0 0 2 1 10/16 90k
(90)k
 
11
Lineman
6 3 4 8   3 0 1 0 0 0 3/6 70k
(70)k
 
11 players  
Coach: PosSibley Re-Rolls (100k): 3  
Race: Dark Elf Fan Factor: 7  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 10k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1220k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:3 (1/1/1) |TD Diff:1 (4 - 3) |Cas Diff:4 (2/2/2 - 0/1/1)
Last Opponent: Elmkeepers

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
Pixellated AbominationsDark Elf1000k80/0/130k0 - 21000k160/1/140k47k
Royal Elfball AcademyHigh Elf970k171/0/080k1 - 11050k100/0/060k50k
ElmkeepersWood Elf1080k241/2/150k3 - 01200k60/0/060k58k