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Go To A Cas Machine
Retired [X] Norse

<i>(Named after lyrics from Hard-Fi's single, "Cash Machine")</i>

This teams aim is to try and work towards the Norse specific <a href=http://fumbbl.com/index.php?name=PNphpBB2&file=viewtopic&t=15090>FUMBBL Badges</a>, originally created by <a href=http://fumbbl.com/~Hero164>Hero164</a>.

<big><b>NORSE GOALS</b></big>
Unexpected - Play 6 Blodge players in a game.
Feign Death - Kill a player jumping up from prone.
Keep Him Alive - Legend a Blitzer.
First! - Win a Legend Smack.

<big><b>COMPLETED GOALS</b></big>
Early Risers - Cause 40 Cas in the first 10 games. <b>DONE!</b>
<small><a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&op=view&id=2632243>(1/2/1)</a>+<a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&op=view&id=2632297>(4/0/2)</a>+<a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&op=view&id=2632437>(1/1/0)</a>+<a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&op=view&id=2632599>(2/0/1)</a>+<a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&op=view&id=2632655>(5/1/0)</a>+<a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&op=view&id=2633486>(1/2/3)</a>+<a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&op=view&id=2633544>(1/2/0)</a>+<a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&op=view&id=2633642>(3/1/0)</a>+<a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&op=view&id=2633698>(2/3/0)</a>+<a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&op=view&id=2633794>(2/0/0)</a>=41 CAS/10 games</small>
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Go to a cash machine
To get a ticket home
Message on the screen
Says don't make plans, you're broke
No, no this can't be right
I know that time is tight
I've only just been paid
Three weeks five days, til I'm seen
Right...
No...
I scratch a living, it ain't easy
You know it's a drag
I'm always paying, never make it
But you can't look back
I wonder if I'll ever get
To where I want to be
Better believe it
I'm working for the cash machine

I try to phone a friend
My credit's in the red
I try to skip the fare
Ticket inspector's there
No no, this can't be right
I live an honest life
It seems like sometimes
You don't cross the line
You don't get
By...
No...

I scratch a living, it ain't easy
You know it's a drag
I'm always paying, never make it
But you can't look back
I wonder if I'll ever get
To where I want to be
Better believe it
Yeah...

What am I gonna do
My girlfriend's test turned blue
We tried to play it safe
That night we could not wait
No no, this can't be right
She said it would be alright
I can't afford to be a daddy
So I leave tonight...
No...

I scratch a living, it ain't easy
You know it's a drag
I'm always paying, never make it
But you can't look back
I wonder if I'll ever get
To where I want to be
Better believe it
I'm working for the cash machine
Cash machine
Cash machine ...

There's a hole in my pocket, my pocket, my pocket
There's a hole in my pocket, my pocket, my pocket
There's a hole in my pocket, my pocket, my pocket
There's a hole in my pocket
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
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New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Go To A Cash Machine
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Big Guy, Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
Guard, Break Tackle
   23 0 0 0 14 0 28/ 160k
(146)k
  
2
To Get A Ticket Home
Blitzer
7 3 3 7
Block, Frenzy, Jump Up
+MA, Guard
   23 1 2 0 6 1 24/ 140k
(163)k
  
3
The Message On The Screen
Blitzer
7 3 3 7
Block, Frenzy, Jump Up
Guard, +MA
   19 1 2 0 2 1 16/ 140k
(163)k
  
5
You're Broke
Blitzer
6 3 3 7
Block, Frenzy, Jump Up
   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 90k
(95)k
  
8
I'm Always Paying, Never Make It
Lineman
6 3 3 7
Block
Kick, Tackle
   22 0 0 0 4 2 18/ 90k
(105)k
  
9
But You Can't Look Back
Lineman
6 3 4 7
Block
+AG, Sure Hands, Tackle, Strip Ball
   23 20 8 0 3 5 75/ 150k
(160)k
  
10
I Wonder If I'll Ever Get
Lineman
6 3 3 7
Block
Guard
   6 0 2 0 0 0 6/ 80k
(85)k
  
13
My credit's in the red
Catcher
6 3 3 7
Block, Catch
Dodge
   14 0 2 0 0 1 11/ 90k
(120)k
  
8 players  
Coach: Cribbleobblepie Re-Rolls (120k): 4  
Race: Norse Fan Factor: 11  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 1  
Treasury: 70k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1350k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:23 (10/4/9) |TD Diff:10 (34 - 24) |Cas Diff:26 (40/34/11 - 34/15/10)
Last Opponent: Biesai

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
Greybelly GuttslitterSkaven1000k251/2/160k4 - 01000k70/0/060k39k
Wissenlander WhirlwindsHuman1120k264/0/290k3 - 01140k60/0/060k54k
Amazing PutedoAmazon1260k91/1/050k0 - 11170k151/2/090k44k
Naked DwarvesChaos Dwarf1260k222/0/150k3 - 01250k81/0/080k67k
Wooden Club RebornWood Elf1260k235/1/070k3 - 21320k161/1/040k41k
gobtoons 11Goblin1370k181/2/350k1 - 21290k131/0/250k63k
Blockless MutiesChaos1400k161/2/030k1 - 21570k151/1/040k75k
Titans RevengeOgre1460k213/1/060k3 - 01550k112/0/140k35k
Badd CompanyHuman1560k202/3/070k1 - 01690k01/0/00k54k
TierfriedhofUndead1670k142/0/020k1 - 11720k131/0/050k69k
Bloodwood ReaversChaos1720k171/3/080k2 - 01780k71/1/010k62k
Mutant GoatsChaos1720k111/1/040k1 - 21750k163/1/080k84k
Blackspine DragonsDark Elf1700k194/1/070k2 - 21810k141/0/160k105k
You are in the Death NoteLizardmen1750k80/1/050k0 - 21750k232/2/180k77k
Diggy DoomersChaos Dwarf1730k111/4/170k0 - 11750k123/1/170k86k
Warped Flesh CultChaos1660k91/0/020k1 - 11580k100/1/020k70k
Woodington BuccaneersAmazon1660k121/4/030k1 - 11670k131/0/020k72k
Hear this!Norse1720k92/2/120k0 - 11750k101/0/160k78k
Praag BearsHuman1740k123/0/040k0 - 21750k153/1/080k68k
Sons of The Under EmpireSkaven1680k172/1/070k2 - 11420k101/0/070k78k
Paavin BullaNorse1750k151/3/240k2 - 01710k93/0/070k86k
KitirsChaos Dwarf1830k160/2/060k2 - 11840k223/3/260k85k
BiesaiChaos1530k101/0/070k1 - 21780k143/1/130k66k