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Herp Derp Squad MkV
Retired [B] Elven Union

As a matter of curiosity, I've kept a record of the number of 2+ rolls made and the number of 2+ rolls each herp derper makes. This allows me to work out the derp frequency of each elf, how many more or less 1s they are rolling compared to the statistical average.

((total 1s on a 2+/no. of 2+s) - (1/6))*600)+100


<b><big>Overall Team Derp Frequency: 251/1420 = 106.1%</b></big>


<b>Total games <100% TDF: 1/26</b>





<big>Derpiest McDerpers:</big>

<b>1st:</b> Percy Coddlewobbles - 185%
<b>2nd:</b> Craig - 169%
<b>3rd:</b> Augustus Knobtickler - 160%



<big>Least Herp Derp:</big>

<b>1st:</b> <i>Fred (r)</i>- 54.5%
<b>2nd:</b> Asquith Shirtlifter - 75%
<b>3rd:</b> Tarquin Upsiedaisy Jr. - 78.9%





<b>Top Scorer:</b>... Mercutio Bananahammock/Benedict Fondlepoopsie (7)
<b>Biggest Cas Machine:</b>... <i>Gerald Butterflyschlong (r)</i> (8)
<b>Most Completions:</b>... <i>Tybalt Kittentickle (d)</i> (11)
<b>Highest Passing:</b>... <i>Tybalt Kittentickle (d)</i> (34)
<b>Highest Rushing:</b>... <i>Tybalt Kittentickle (d)</i> (133)
<b>Most Blocks:</b>... <i>Oswald Crumnosher (r)</i> (98)
<b>Most Lethal:</b>... <i>Clarence Awfullymean (d)</i>/<i>Byron Daisyboner (r)</i> (1)
<b>KO Champ:</b>... <i>Gerald Butterflyschlong (r)</i> (7)
<b>MVP:</b>... <i>Jemima Juniperscrumptious (d)</i> (4)
<b>Biggest Star:</b>... <i>Gerald Butterflyschlong (r)</i> (42)
<b>Dirtiest Player:</b>... Delphi Geraniumnibble (6)
<b>Strongest Boot:</b>... <i>Clarence Awfullymean (d)</i>/Delphi Geraniumnibble (1)
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Cuthbert Coochiewhoopsie
Blitzer
7 3 4 8
Block, Side Step
Dodge, Guard, Tackle
 n 23 3 7 0 5 2 44/ 180k
(110+70)k
  
2
Benedict Fondlepoopsie
Blitzer
7 3 5 8
Block, Side Step
+AG, Dodge, Leap, Strip Ball
   20 8 17 0 3 0 65/ 210k
(110+100)k
  
3
Constantine Daggerinhoes
Catcher
8 3 4 7
Catch, Nerves Of Steel
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 100k
(100+0)k
  
8
Delphi Geraniumnibble
Lineman
6 3 4 7
Mighty Blow
   35 0 1 0 0 2 13/ 90k
(60+30)k
  
9
Peregrin Mottenmitt
Lineman
6 3 4 7   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 60k
(60+0)k
  
11
Augustus Knobtickler
Lineman
6 3 4 7
Guard, Block, Dodge
   36 1 5 0 3 2 32/ 130k
(60+70)k
  
12
Percival Strokenflaps
Lineman
6 3 4 7
Dodge
   9 1 0 0 0 1 6/ 80k
(60+20)k
  
13
Julianus Codpiece
Lineman
6 3 4 7   6 0 0 0 0 1 5/ 60k
(60+0)k
  
14
Persephone Dovemolester
Lineman
6 3 4 7
Kick, Guard
   16 0 0 0 1 3 17/ 110k
(60+50)k
  
15
Baldwin Mingeywoop
Lineman
6 3 4 7   7 0 0 0 2 0 4/ 60k
(60+0)k
  
16
Bob
Lineman
6 3 4 7
Dodge, Block
   15 1 1 0 2 4 28/ 100k
(60+40)k
  
11 players  
Coach: Aflo Re-Rolls (100k): 3  
Race: Elven Union Fan Factor: 10  
Current Team Value: 1480k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 170k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1480k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:37 (23/8/6) |TD Diff:37 (66 - 29) |Cas Diff:-50 (22/16/4 - 58/25/9)
Last Opponent: Outland

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
DamagesWood Elf1000k171/2/160k2 - 01000k70/0/130k17k
Gul'Draz ReapersChaos Renegade1010k140/0/080k3 - 1980k151/1/120k21k
OneTwoThreeVampire930k160/0/070k3 - 01000k71/0/050k20k
2Much 2Young 2FastWood Elf1090k130/0/090k2 - 1970k152/1/020k18k
Toxic TideNurgle1140k60/0/040k0 - 21210k152/0/060k18k
'Born To DIE' [B] PlatoonSkaven1250k80/1/040k0 - 21290k241/2/170k18k
SandsTomb Kings1160k152/1/060k1 - 01180k134/0/030k15k
Green box SharksWood Elf1290k111/0/050k1 - 21320k161/1/080k29k
Kraki's KillersNecromantic Horror1280k171/0/060k3 - 11250k142/1/010k14k
Rot in HullNurgle1370k120/0/070k2 - 01310k51/1/020k17k
IncursoriNorse1330k141/0/050k2 - 01240k71/0/060k25k
UnaBashed ShameOrc1390k100/0/020k1 - 11420k184/1/040k27k
No fear of clawsDwarf1440k191/0/030k4 - 01410k184/2/010k33k
Common villains [B]Human1410k90/0/060k1 - 11350k142/0/040k33k
Eltharian EaglesHigh Elf1440k191/2/060k2 - 11510k110/0/020k23k
Ikea SmålandChaos Chosen1510k120/0/040k2 - 01390k71/0/050k28k
Tetnus ShotsNecromantic Horror1570k110/0/130k1 - 11660k142/1/080k36k
Major League BashingOgre1450k173/0/080k2 - 01480k92/1/010k28k
Between two WorldsUnderworld Denizens1500k131/1/060k2 - 21510k203/0/130k34k
Tail FlickersAmazon1570k223/2/050k2 - 01500k143/1/040k22k
Freaks!Goblin1600k203/0/060k2 - 11490k122/1/050k34k
Equestria Plays RoughDwarf1630k130/1/040k2 - 01430k182/3/040k36k
Uglys [B]Lizardmen1570k100/0/040k1 - 11580k80/0/030k26k
Nagerlfar's [B] CrusadeSkaven1640k100/0/070k1 - 31620k181/2/060k33k
OmnipotentChaos Renegade1460k100/1/050k1 - 21400k110/0/070k29k
Richard Snowstorm AssociatesOrc1580k90/0/070k1 - 11570k100/0/140k34k
CiuriChaos Chosen1530k140/0/060k3 - 01570k142/1/020k36k
Crook and Flail [B]Tomb Kings1440k170/0/060k3 - 01450k71/1/010k30k
Sith KodexChaos Chosen1340k71/0/060k0 - 01280k60/0/040k20k
Broad Street HooligansHuman1350k120/0/040k2 - 11360k193/3/160k27k
Patto GigioChaos Renegade1180k141/0/070k2 - 01190k122/1/050k30k
[B]est [B]eforeNurgle1320k80/0/160k2 - 11410k71/0/110k29k
[B]lack Box RevelationWood Elf1330k70/1/020k0 - 21270k172/0/060k31k
Orks Drift 79'sOrc1320k170/0/180k3 - 01240k102/0/020k31k
Fluckle MuggersGoblin1380k100/1/060k1 - 01430k92/0/160k29k
Bishop and WarlordHigh Elf1380k110/0/040k2 - 21300k160/0/060k28k
OutlandLizardmen1400k312/3/080k4 - 01420k91/0/150k32k