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Another prospect walks into the recruitment office. A single window permeates the smokey room with its light, leaving the walls in darness. Here he finds a disheveled man - the recruiter - sat on a stool next to a small, simple table. The man, whose soiled clothes looked like they were once expensive, is middle aged, perhaps. On the table there is a tankard half full of stale ale alongside an overflowing ashtray, as well as a feather ink pen and some yellowish paper with what appears to be a spatter of old blood stains. Both room and recruiter reek of alcohol.

A few awkward moments before the recruiter coughs and splutters, loudly clearing his throat and spitting on the floor at the younger man's feet. He raises his eye brows and begins to speak in a deep, distinct, husky voice.

"AWOL? Here's the dotted line, pal. No questions asked."

Just as the young man attempts to speak, the recruiter raises his finger.

"Or maybe ya got a penchant fer pain! Yer in the right place, pal."

He pauses, waits for the prospect to try to say something again, then interrupts immediately with a wide grin, showing off a couple of golden teeth.

"Whichever pal, redemption or glory awaits!"


Brad "Hands of Magic" Dee
A natural scorer frequently at the end of Jim's throws, both fast and agile he was difficult to stop. Eventually he was stopped by some Khemri - twice in 2 games, ending his career.

Monk
A devout martial artist unafraid to mix it with the most dangerous of opponents, Monk would frequently challenge himself on the field. Eventually he met his match as he took on a chaos warrior in the Warpsone Open XII.

Assured Jim
When you think of Deepwater Devils, you think of Assured Jim and his contribution to the team can not be understated. One of the greatest throwers of all time, his demise came due to the recklessness of his coach, but all great reigns come to an end. Goodbye Jim, the first 158 games were your era.

Tournaments Won
Royal Rookie Rumble CCXXXIV
FUMBBL SMACK Sched ELI CLXI
FUMBBL SMACK Sched LEG CXLII
Warpstone Open XI Qualifier X
Warpstone Open XI Quarter Finalist

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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
Jump Up, Mighty Blow, Guard
  27 0 5 0 12 1 44/51 160k
(90+70)k
 
2
DC
Blitzer
8 3 3 8
Block
+MA, Mighty Blow
  2 0 3 0 0 2 19/31 140k
(90+50)k
 
3
Blitzer
6 3 5 8
Block
Mighty Blow, +AG, Dodge, Tackle, +AG
-ma 35 5 28 1 17 0 125/176 240k
(90+150)k
 
4
Blitzer
7 3 4 8
Block
Mighty Blow, +AG, Juggernaut, Frenzy
  22 1 10 0 10 4 71/76 190k
(90+100)k
 
5
Ogre
5 5 1 9
Bone-head, Loner, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate
Guard, Grab
-ag 13 0 0 0 1 4 22/31 180k
(140+40)k
 
6
Thrower
7 3 3 8
Pass, Sure Hands
+MA, Leader
  7 3 1 0 0 2 16/31 120k
(70+50)k
 
7
Catcher
8 2 3 7
Catch, Dodge
Guard
  5 0 3 0 0 0 9/16 90k
(60+30)k
 
8
Catcher
8 2 3 7
Catch, Dodge
  3 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 60k
(60+0)k
 
9
Lineman
6 3 3 8   6 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 50k
(50+0)k
 
10
Lineman
6 3 3 8   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(50+0)k
 
11
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Wrestle
  12 0 0 0 4 1 13/16 70k
(50+20)k
 
12
Lineman
6 3 3 8   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(50+0)k
 
13
Lineman
6 3 3 8   8 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(50+0)k
 
14
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Kick
  23 0 1 0 0 1 8/16 70k
(50+20)k
 
14 players  
Coach: Chainsaw Re-Rolls (100k): 3  
Race: Human Fan Factor: 11  
Current Team Value: 1830k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 20k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1830k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:166 (107/22/37) |TD Diff:177 (335 - 158) |Cas Diff:51 (308/157/56 - 247/157/66)
Last Opponent: Leghorn Pirates 75ers

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
Green BoneCrackersOrc990k90/0/060k1 - 0990k71/0/040k10k
[RRR] NecsNecromantic Horror1110k120/1/080k1 - 01070k71/0/010k17k
Power Rookie Chaos LamersChaos Dwarf1140k120/0/050k2 - 1930k140/2/070k17k
DjurChaos Chosen1150k152/0/040k2 - 1970k131/1/020k24k
Altered BeastiesChaos Renegade1250k270/1/080k5 - 01220k131/0/120k19k
DrummelChaos Chosen1310k180/0/170k2 - 11250k92/1/00k23k
Roleplaying TimeNecromantic Horror1320k91/0/130k0 - 21280k151/1/070k27k
Tattoo UWood Elf1300k273/0/050k4 - 11200k120/0/060k26k
Dystopolis RatRacersSkaven1370k393/2/040k6 - 01420k91/0/070k31k
Qo'noS FinestChaos Chosen1520k273/1/070k4 - 01720k121/2/010k26k
Nightmares by MoonlightNecromantic Horror1420k170/1/270k1 - 11420k101/1/040k34k
Villa-IncognitoSkaven1500k192/2/040k1 - 31650k161/0/080k31k
here_smells_of_rothNecromantic Horror1570k20/0/10k0 - 11850k192/1/0120k28k
Ratticus' RatzSkaven1490k100/1/130k0 - 11510k200/3/350k28k
Beautiful BlocksNorse1360k161/2/230k0 - 01350k90/0/080k23k
Firenze Favelesse XIIOrc1530k71/0/030k0 - 11730k203/1/270k33k
Bufo AlveriusSlann1350k393/3/070k5 - 01430k60/0/010k24k
Old School DJChaos Dwarf1560k113/0/020k0 - 11600k185/0/070k25k
GorgonDark Elf1550k364/2/160k5 - 01550k80/0/040k23k
Old Night SteelersChaos Chosen1720k222/2/050k2 - 01650k91/0/110k23k
Dirty dead creepsShambling Undead1560k60/0/010k0 - 21690k131/1/170k32k
Fresh Meat HunterShambling Undead1220k121/0/020k1 - 21290k152/0/120k26k
Frog GentlesLizardmen1440k132/0/020k1 - 11380k121/0/140k29k
Lucratori te salutantNorse1400k132/0/050k1 - 21420k131/0/070k30k
Kovien Kammopoikien MuumiotTomb Kings1420k60/0/030k0 - 21460k153/1/070k24k
wolfe starNecromantic Horror1300k190/1/060k3 - 11450k163/0/030k28k
Blood AxesDwarf1350k150/0/060k3 - 11800k80/0/020k28k
Blood Soaked ManiacsNorse1400k232/1/080k3 - 01360k130/1/330k28k
no ball no matchChaos Chosen1230k140/1/050k1 - 01480k71/0/020k34k
Squished OutSkaven1320k152/1/180k2 - 11470k120/0/160k28k
Gotrek's Golden GirlsDwarf1370k150/0/040k2 - 11690k184/1/040k40k
Death LooseNecromantic Horror1390k121/0/040k1 - 21390k173/1/020k28k
HiMyMLizardmen1290k243/1/070k3 - 11390k121/1/030k31k
Norse Castle UnitedNorse1470k201/1/160k2 - 21480k203/1/050k30k
SemiSnakesLizardmen1530k297/1/030k2 - 01350k50/0/050k36k
Particularly DeadShambling Undead1670k275/0/070k3 - 01670k121/2/040k30k
Phoenixburg StealersHigh Elf1530k280/2/050k5 - 11540k151/0/140k32k
WarfykChaos Dwarf1810k281/1/040k5 - 11820k204/4/040k36k
Warriors of TichuancanLizardmen1450k193/1/070k2 - 11480k141/1/130k28k
Slaves to Armok [R]Dwarf1870k111/0/030k1 - 21930k201/1/270k35k
Angry NewscastersTomb Kings1630k140/2/040k1 - 11650k125/1/060k27k
Unchained ZealotsTomb Kings1690k284/2/060k3 - 01640k175/1/120k33k
Necro VXIIINecromantic Horror1820k183/0/150k1 - 11600k101/1/060k33k
Slaves to Armok [R]Dwarf1700k293/0/160k4 - 01850k112/1/050k36k
Curly MustacheNecromantic Horror1720k253/0/280k2 - 21700k212/3/030k39k
Boys in the HoodsHuman1430k160/1/120k1 - 21450k183/1/040k35k
ArythmiczChaos Dwarf1890k181/1/050k2 - 11780k100/0/170k29k
Big Cs LeadTomb Kings1900k202/0/180k2 - 21820k242/2/150k29k
Angry NewscastersTomb Kings1750k282/0/180k5 - 01800k153/3/120k25k
Club des Soulons SanguinairesDwarf1570k233/0/050k3 - 11550k162/3/040k24k
Fire TonguesLizardmen1560k172/0/050k2 - 01600k112/1/020k33k
Unchained ZealotsTomb Kings1860k200/1/150k3 - 02030k154/2/060k36k
Plastic PopulationDark Elf1600k303/1/170k4 - 01570k90/0/020k28k
Tijas y TijosLizardmen1740k263/0/180k3 - 11690k183/0/250k37k
Small And HeavyChaos Dwarf1550k251/1/040k4 - 11520k162/1/030k38k
Plastic PopulationDark Elf1590k223/0/180k2 - 01490k100/0/050k33k
Angry NewscastersTomb Kings1620k201/0/060k3 - 12320k162/2/020k39k
Happy GruesNurgle1440k233/0/090k3 - 01420k71/0/020k34k
27 Club All Over AgainDark Elf1750k262/3/170k2 - 01580k131/0/130k36k
Hellbound CharioteersNorse1800k150/2/060k2 - 11890k122/0/010k41k
Zanne d'ArgentoNorse1780k151/1/070k1 - 21990k230/4/060k40k
Sad Muppet SocietyOrc1470k140/1/080k2 - 11400k142/1/120k35k
Buff Rowdy Big MensOgre1770k276/1/060k2 - 11780k121/3/060k25k
Tijas y TijosLizardmen1670k234/0/070k2 - 11670k141/2/040k35k
LucertoleConanLizardmen1810k194/2/070k1 - 11650k162/1/120k37k
Small And HeavyChaos Dwarf1670k245/1/070k4 - 01630k123/0/060k36k
Grimsby GougerzOrc1940k110/1/150k1 - 31890k315/3/130k33k
Pursuit of ValhallaNorse1380k150/1/170k2 - 01310k141/1/220k35k
Rockvale RiotgrrrrlsAmazon1810k334/5/050k2 - 01730k70/0/030k32k
Sludge n SewerUnderworld Denizens1840k163/0/070k1 - 11860k163/1/030k34k
Orchi puzzoni 3Orc1790k172/0/050k2 - 01900k80/1/060k29k
GrinnorsLizardmen1810k274/1/060k4 - 01740k112/0/120k34k
Astragoth's AvengersChaos Dwarf1780k160/2/040k2 - 01840k132/2/060k36k
Wild SnakesLizardmen1710k174/0/080k1 - 11750k163/1/060k32k
Cobra EliteLizardmen1700k130/0/040k2 - 21740k172/1/060k33k
GitzzzzzGoblin1660k326/1/180k3 - 21600k172/0/150k31k
DwarfalotDwarf1730k80/0/070k1 - 22060k194/0/030k27k
Erdsa LongritNurgle1720k90/0/020k1 - 21760k140/3/060k26k
Bar FlysSlann1210k90/0/020k1 - 21370k151/1/320k25k
Turbine Luntzenberg CCWood Elf1520k332/3/180k5 - 01720k81/0/030k22k
Bluwood Blue TitsHuman1670k202/1/020k2 - 12140k150/2/140k24k
Major FoolsHuman1470k122/1/020k0 - 11620k142/1/050k36k
Splinter Style LilleSkaven1690k366/3/160k4 - 01700k92/0/030k24k
Beard And The BearDwarf1810k245/1/070k2 - 21850k191/2/140k37k
Turnbull Ace'sChaos Chosen1650k151/0/050k2 - 11830k213/3/030k35k
Bilbali RaidersOrc1490k100/1/040k1 - 21780k182/2/050k36k
Friendly Bloody FangsVampire1430k273/1/160k3 - 21590k161/0/050k22k
Carmageddon TeamChaos Dwarf1780k273/0/070k4 - 01760k142/1/160k35k
Unvid's United HumansHuman1730k273/1/070k3 - 01710k91/1/010k23k
Hail Grungni HailDwarf1690k254/0/040k3 - 01860k70/1/030k23k
Flee BagsNecromantic Horror1790k120/1/080k1 - 01730k71/0/060k33k
Copenhagen ColdbloodsLizardmen1850k314/4/060k3 - 21540k152/0/020k30k
Runestaff RunnersHuman1900k343/1/380k3 - 21760k160/1/050k35k
Tullinge SlaughterhouseChaos Renegade1890k132/0/050k1 - 22060k233/2/080k35k
Reptile GuardiansLizardmen1740k150/2/150k1 - 01480k70/2/040k35k
Tenacious DsShambling Undead1620k282/3/070k3 - 11620k140/1/120k28k
Poco FiniNecromantic Horror1980k192/2/060k1 - 11690k120/1/170k33k
Carmageddon TeamChaos Dwarf1910k273/2/060k4 - 01750k91/0/160k27k
Hellbound CharioteersNorse2010k90/0/060k1 - 02030k134/0/210k37k
Northrend WarriorsNorse1840k293/2/180k3 - 01860k100/3/050k38k
TurniermumienTomb Kings1860k152/0/180k1 - 02080k71/1/030k38k
Bearded Min MaxersChaos Dwarf1790k152/0/040k2 - 12300k132/1/020k36k
Cheyene's orcs dont get killedOrc1750k353/2/160k4 - 11980k90/1/060k34k
Angry Sheeps Return IINorse1620k152/0/080k2 - 01650k151/2/010k39k
Stinky sandsTomb Kings1520k90/1/170k0 - 11440k161/3/060k32k
Yagyu ClanSkaven1830k133/0/010k0 - 21840k141/0/040k32k
MasterChaos'onesChaos Chosen1970k172/0/030k2 - 11940k111/0/060k38k
No Men LandAmazon1970k243/1/180k1 - 01960k00/0/00k29k
Angry Sheeps Return IINorse2000k233/2/060k2 - 11970k193/2/020k29k
Hellbound CharioteersNorse2090k313/3/270k3 - 12170k120/1/070k36k
Ugly and SmellyOrc2080k350/3/160k6 - 01810k80/1/010k37k
Frankenschwein n' FriendsNecromantic Horror2180k212/1/060k2 - 11980k152/0/130k31k
Grimsby GougerzOrc2270k50/0/020k0 - 12160k184/1/060k39k
Khorne's RunnersChaos Chosen2160k200/3/170k2 - 02080k80/1/010k27k
Txikerrak BBTDwarf2130k201/3/060k2 - 12190k141/2/070k41k
DrongoesChaos Dwarf1850k172/1/080k2 - 01700k50/0/160k33k
Misguided MutantsChaos Renegade2300k222/2/150k2 - 22430k233/2/060k35k
Freaks on Road IINecromantic Horror1970k171/1/120k1 - 11890k110/1/070k40k
El SacrificioNecromantic Horror2250k253/3/060k3 - 01750k91/1/020k37k
Walpurgis 2Wood Elf2240k224/0/230k2 - 11980k90/0/040k31k
I Want My MTVNecromantic Horror2340k171/0/060k2 - 01970k100/0/260k39k
Atrapados en el TiempoOrc2260k211/1/050k2 - 12230k142/0/150k41k
Purple DelversDwarf2260k212/1/170k2 - 02120k91/1/070k43k
Space TailsLizardmen2300k172/1/020k1 - 22260k151/1/030k38k
EpicsHuman2160k214/1/160k2 - 12060k101/0/050k30k
Lame to FameLizardmen2320k101/1/060k0 - 21970k213/2/060k38k
Bavarian RhapsodysHuman2060k101/0/060k1 - 21770k192/0/260k30k
(B) Warfarin WarriorsSkaven2080k286/3/070k2 - 11530k143/0/050k32k
vapourlecomplotHigh Elf2210k174/0/260k0 - 22590k172/0/150k31k
Stubby Stabberz Ultra EliteDwarf2180k111/1/010k0 - 22300k191/2/080k34k
Grimsby GougerzOrc1940k132/1/070k1 - 02140k60/0/040k31k
Stubby Stabberz Ultra EliteDwarf2220k131/2/050k0 - 12440k165/1/060k31k
Club Des GluantsNurgle2090k180/1/270k2 - 12140k162/2/120k27k
Blood Sea BuccaneersHuman1960k284/3/040k2 - 11770k111/0/130k34k
death by fudgeTomb Kings2220k225/0/070k2 - 11460k80/0/050k27k
CpombChaos Chosen2270k50/0/020k0 - 22000k212/1/250k27k
Rapeat LiskotLizardmen1680k142/1/030k0 - 21680k131/0/160k34k
BabuzziDwarf1560k182/0/060k2 - 21510k112/0/030k33k
BloodbraidDark Elf1650k232/0/070k4 - 21650k150/0/020k32k
Vampirisiaque ManiacVampire1690k170/1/070k2 - 11740k131/2/050k30k
Conquer and DivideChaos Chosen1670k221/2/080k3 - 11700k141/1/010k28k
Do You Even LIFT, BroOgre1750k181/1/060k2 - 12010k121/1/020k25k
PegaOztiazOrc1660k102/0/070k0 - 01620k60/0/060k28k
TC krusherzChaos Chosen1880k312/3/070k4 - 01910k132/1/120k34k
M'goth SkullkrunchersOgre1500k161/3/060k1 - 01750k92/0/030k28k
Dhaos Cwarfs Chaos Dwarf1740k131/0/030k2 - 21710k172/1/040k34k
Titans Walk Among YouDark Elf1610k251/2/060k3 - 21620k171/1/030k30k
Los ElementosDwarf1650k203/1/060k2 - 11610k80/0/050k35k
Walking FatalitiesNecromantic Horror1780k100/0/060k1 - 21870k130/0/260k31k
Meet the Feebles Variety HourWood Elf1790k70/0/050k0 - 32250k295/3/060k29k
Echoes of HeresyChaos Chosen1640k132/0/040k1 - 21630k173/1/070k33k
CavalieriNeriIIChaos Chosen1700k100/0/020k1 - 21650k212/2/030k31k
Rusty Hammer Dwarf1500k150/1/070k2 - 01460k50/0/060k27k
Lezaricot VertOrc1790k173/0/050k2 - 11750k100/3/020k31k
Pick Ball UpTomb Kings1710k233/3/060k2 - 11850k100/2/060k31k
Valkyries Of The Bright FlamesElven Union1660k302/1/250k3 - 01540k132/0/060k29k
Valkyries Of The Bright FlamesElven Union1900k213/0/060k3 - 32530k213/0/150k31k
Beat Those Elves To A PulpChaos Dwarf1870k190/1/050k3 - 01790k142/2/130k30k
Flowers and SummertimeWood Elf1590k162/0/060k2 - 11570k202/1/220k25k
Parkdale Skink BombersLizardmen1530k101/0/020k1 - 21520k214/1/050k27k
IhategivingnamesNecromantic Horror1660k172/1/160k2 - 11610k141/2/060k27k
Choosen circusChaos Renegade1580k192/2/030k2 - 11810k121/1/030k32k
A Horrific CollectionNecromantic Horror1630k151/2/030k1 - 11600k183/3/030k36k
Sideshow FreeksNecromantic Horror1480k141/1/170k1 - 11430k172/0/250k31k
Tough TattiesOrc1690k204/0/050k2 - 01850k91/1/010k29k
Leghorn Pirates 75ersOrc1730k190/0/050k4 - 01690k91/0/160k28k