26 coaches online • Server time: 08:14
* * * Did you know? The best interceptor is Leena with 22 interceptions.
Log in
Recent Forum Topics goto Post Strong arm versus ex...goto Post Help testing bb2020 ...goto Post DIBBL: Crap Bowl VII
Clobberwood Codgers
P [R] Wood Elf
Straight out of the deadly Clobberwood comes a posse of rather odd ole codgers!

With their sights set on glory they took to the field, leaping and sprinting their way to a loss at the hands of a vicious band of Halflings. Their first comrade to fall was a victim of the spoons of the [Soup Troupe]; the first of many eccentric elves that would perish on the pitch. It's worth mentioning that the Halflings didn't much enjoy their soup after the match, as [Flatulent Fred] tasted worse than he smelled.

From this low point they began on their tumultuous journey upwards; some elves becoming distinguished, while most were simply extinguished.

Eventually a couple of the infamous Treemen that give the Clobberwood its name plodded onto the team. They didn't last long, both [Woodsworth] and [Woodington] falling victim to the perils of the game. With the threat of becoming firewood made clear, it is highly unlikely that any more Treemen will dare venture beyond the ends of the Clobberwood.

Hearing new of a 'Grotty Little Tourney' they jumped at their chance, racing to play the second game of the tournament! Alas, 'twas not to be. Taking to the field either too drunk, or not drunk enough (it's still unclear which) they were steamrolled by [Death is Forever]. Following the game their lust for glory diminished, and three of the original stars departed the squad for the comforts of home.

In the game that followed the last super-star of the team, [Anthony Patch] had his long career ended when some bone-headed skeletons who thought winning didn't seem much fun opted to repeatedly kick him in the head instead. The apothecary was nowhere to be found, having already accidentally murdered a linesman who had a chipped tooth, and the team lost another good elf.

As it now stands only two of that queer band that first emerged from the forest remain in the team; their ambitions having grown, fertilised by the (rather adequate) mulch their buddies became.

Timothy Trethewick
After a long service he left the team he helped to found after being cleared off the pitch in embarrassing fashion in the opening moments of the GLT debacle.

The Leaping Wrasslers: Jonesy Jones and Lenny Langholm
Founding members both, this duo of acrobatic galoots left the squad together after Jonesy was injured assaulting a team single handed at the end of the farc that was their GLT foray.

Anthony Patch
A super-star of a catcher, he survived the GLT expedition, but fell prey to the relentless boots of some moronic skeletons in the following game.

Jumping John
A cunning Wardancer who stole many a ball, John met his end at the boots of the dirty Woodelves of Godswood after he bravely wrestled the ball away from Chief Joseph.

Slappy Salvatore
A dangerous Wardancer who fell to the Undead Boot!

James Jameson and Howard Vileshaft
Two of the most notorious Elven roadblocks there were!
Both stabbed to death in the same game by Zara the Slayer!

View Log | Hide matches | Show stats | Show Development | Show past players | Yearbook | Team Options | Refresh
# Name Position Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs vp Sp Cost  
1FoghornWardancer8347Block, Dodge, Leap 1000000120k (120+0k) 
2Shish Kabob StrippingworthWardancer8347Block, Dodge, Leap, Tackle, Side Step, Strip Ball 122406446120k (120+60k) 
3Shah TeeLineman7347Dodge 800011770k (70+20k) 
4Shar Tington the SecondLineman7447+ST, Dodge 25050222970k (70+70k) 
6Frederick DirtyfingerLineman7337Dodge, Wrestle-ag, m33310132370k (0k) 
9AlfredLineman6337Dodge, Guard, Block-ma, -ag, m41240154170k (0k) 
10Nauseous NevilleLineman7347Dodge, Wrestle, Guard, Side Step, Fend 899501199170k (70+110k) 
12Tearaway SmuttingtonThrower6347Pass, Leader, Dodge, Sure Hands, Block, Kick-ma5879305311390k (90+100k) 
15Nick CarrawayCatcher9257Catch, Dodge, Sprint, Block, Side Step, +MA, Sure Feet, +AG 45103811213890k (90+130k) 
16Meyer WolfsheimCatcher8257Catch, Dodge, Sprint, Block, Side Step, +AG, Leap, Sure Hands 3211200128390k (90+120k) 
17Martin HotorcJourneyman Lineman7347Loner 100000070k (70+0k) 
18Howard QuickorcJourneyman Lineman7347Lonerm100000070k (0k) 
8 players (+2 players missing next game)  
Coach: DustBunny Re-Rolls (100k): 3  
Race: Wood Elf Fan Factor: 8  
Team Value: 1680k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 70000 Cheerleaders: 0  
Tournament Weight: 2140k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:97 (55/14/28) |TD Diff:74 (202 - 128) |Cas Diff:-144 (96/35/21 - 169/101/26)
Last Opponent: Phoenix Gate Guardians

 For Against 
Soup TroupeHalfling990k142/0/060k1 - 21030k151/0/180k19000
Extreme_DinosaursLizardmen1040k120/0/060k1 - 0980k175/1/020k13000
PestboysNurgle1050k50/0/010k0 - 11070k163/0/170k22000
SpurgofognaSkaven1070k121/0/070k1 - 11110k80/0/060k15000
Clan KromChaos Chosen1130k121/0/080k1 - 01030k60/0/060k19000
Vegans DelightVampire1210k180/0/060k3 - 21190k202/2/040k18000
League Of NecroNecromantic Horror1260k201/0/030k3 - 01200k71/0/060k18000
Looney LoopsGoblin1320k161/0/040k2 - 01420k112/1/010k32000
Lumax_come_and_get_meNorse1390k280/3/030k3 - 01410k184/1/150k28000
Monster HuntingHigh Elf1350k131/0/030k2 - 11420k100/0/050k27000
Shifty's XIUnderworld Denizens1420k130/0/040k2 - 11520k101/0/050k26000
Warp Core Breach (R)Human1460k243/0/080k2 - 11520k90/0/030k31000
Samuel L. JacksonHuman1520k70/0/030k0 - 31720k231/2/050k36000
Pretty 'n PinkElven Union1340k142/0/070k2 - 21210k170/2/060k28000
Bufo AlveriusSlann1410k392/5/040k5 - 01390k60/0/150k25000
Idiots AbroadChaos Renegade1500k140/2/060k1 - 01390k70/0/110k20000
Scary BogeymenChaos Chosen1580k171/0/090k3 - 21520k120/0/050k23000
Blodgers of the North IINorse1590k112/0/050k0 - 11590k211/3/050k28000
Eyes of OsirisTomb Kings1590k143/1/070k1 - 11560k222/5/020k30000
AirphibiansSlann1480k201/1/060k2 - 11470k101/0/010k27000
Ventrue LordsVampire1680k131/0/060k1 - 21700k184/0/060k31000
Arboron FuriesWood Elf1740k233/0/050k3 - 01780k121/0/030k31000
Left My Heart In San FranciscoHalfling1790k152/1/060k1 - 11720k183/3/030k32000
NY KnicksHuman1570k161/0/040k2 - 11630k182/2/060k26000
Inmates and Convicts UnitedHuman1710k191/1/050k3 - 21710k251/2/260k30000
Terribad LizardsLizardmen1640k150/0/040k2 - 21560k130/0/120k32000
Lord of painOrc1650k290/0/0100k5 - 01990k81/1/00k27000
Ostermark MaraudersHuman1730k223/0/180k2 - 11680k90/0/060k27000
A New WorldChaos Renegade1840k90/0/040k1 - 21810k191/2/050k30000
Hobbiton TitansHalfling1630k233/1/050k3 - 01710k93/0/060k24000
Meet WagginOgre1830k211/0/060k3 - 02370k153/2/220k33000
That Stinks!Nurgle1650k111/0/020k1 - 21710k153/1/020k27000
Foret NoirDark Elf1710k120/1/040k1 - 31770k190/2/030k35000
FlingfingersHalfling1700k297/0/070k2 - 01710k71/0/030k24000
BadabumsOgre1810k230/1/170k3 - 01670k134/2/040k31000
Hades CaretakersShambling Undead1810k170/3/060k2 - 12210k132/0/050k29000
Women of Mass Destruction IIIAmazon1850k211/0/140k3 - 21890k201/0/130k36000
DinocrokLizardmen1860k80/0/030k0 - 11900k122/2/020k26000
Macabre DanceNecromantic Horror1750k111/0/140k1 - 01730k111/3/120k33000
InspiredVampire1510k50/0/050k0 - 11580k172/1/140k34000
Hodge Podge of BlodgeDark Elf1820k120/0/060k2 - 21820k254/3/030k33000
Once Again into the BreachSkaven1630k151/1/070k2 - 11590k142/1/010k31000
Cult of ChillDark Elf1820k61/0/020k0 - 21830k162/1/060k38000
FirehurlerHuman1830k90/0/040k0 - 11710k122/0/030k29000
Mexican InmortalsShambling Undead1820k220/0/160k3 - 02260k196/0/160k34000
Spirit BreakerChaos Chosen1850k92/0/050k1 - 11730k172/4/060k37000
Teenage Mutant Ninja MiceSkaven1610k161/0/160k2 - 41410k222/0/070k30000
High RiskHigh Elf1770k142/0/070k1 - 21730k150/1/030k31000
Sayan Supa CrewOgre1890k131/1/060k1 - 01880k173/2/120k28000
KlumisChaos Chosen1950k100/0/070k1 - 02040k142/2/070k28000
GoogoomuckChaos Chosen1830k141/0/070k2 - 21840k221/2/050k26000
Blood Sea BuccaneersHuman1970k90/0/060k1 - 21980k173/1/030k29000
Royal Cookie CrumbleWood Elf1900k160/0/030k2 - 32250k274/1/060k36000
Death is ForeverShambling Undead2040k80/0/160k0 - 31670k244/3/070k31000
Aegypthian PhaeraosTomb Kings1600k130/0/050k2 - 11690k162/2/250k25000
Stabby Murder SquadGoblin1480k334/0/280k4 - 01670k70/2/060k27000
Pro PlaneteersElven Union1500k283/0/160k3 - 31460k210/1/020k29000
Hodgepodge WompersChaos Renegade1540k170/1/170k2 - 01430k81/0/060k29000
Guard is GodDwarf1780k141/0/050k2 - 31830k211/2/170k36000
Fickle FlickersWood Elf1590k234/0/070k3 - 21850k141/0/050k34000
I cant get any lower than thisChaos Dwarf1830k161/0/060k3 - 11700k141/2/040k28000
Spots in the pavementGoblin1720k121/0/040k1 - 11400k121/2/130k30000
Lacklustre LargessOgre1530k203/1/080k2 - 01610k134/1/010k31000
Claws of the Night [R]Necromantic Horror1640k151/0/150k1 - 11770k122/1/060k32000
Silvyn SlingersHigh Elf1740k170/1/070k3 - 11730k132/0/070k28000
we got the woodWood Elf1950k180/0/060k3 - 22110k161/0/040k37000
Lightweight GloryhoundsHuman1950k210/1/030k2 - 11810k122/0/040k28000
Spots in the pavementGoblin1970k252/1/070k4 - 01300k214/2/060k26000
(R) nut crackersOgre1840k212/0/050k3 - 01980k111/2/040k34000
Way of the FistHigh Elf1920k275/1/060k3 - 01790k80/1/010k38000
Cheese_HeadsChaos Chosen2150k170/0/040k3 - 22500k223/1/040k33000
Hawkheim HarlequinsElven Union2140k291/1/260k4 - 01820k51/0/050k37000
GodswoodWood Elf2300k150/0/040k2 - 12120k122/0/130k31000
WCB Wheelchairs IIISkaven2060k230/1/050k4 - 42030k304/0/030k43000
Go! Tee Gang ( 8^(lDOrc2160k130/0/040k2 - 32030k212/1/060k40000
Films I LikeChaos Chosen2020k220/0/080k4 - 12180k121/1/110k37000
Dead Linemens SocietyDark Elf1990k200/0/060k4 - 21940k170/0/010k32000
ChaoZkavenSkaven2030k193/0/020k2 - 11520k163/0/070k37000
StarklopperOgre2040k212/1/170k2 - 02040k81/0/030k31000
C is for Cookie!Lizardmen2080k100/0/010k1 - 22050k163/0/030k37000
ChainsawOrc2090k272/0/150k4 - 11900k152/1/030k32000
2012 L.S.U TigersSkaven1970k200/1/150k3 - 21970k172/1/050k38000
Spirit BreakerChaos Chosen2240k100/0/020k1 - 31880k244/2/070k32000
Gods-of-ValhallaNorse1960k170/0/060k3 - 11920k131/1/040k34000
Hellbound CharioteersNorse2110k230/0/080k5 - 22140k223/2/030k31000
Hop on PopSlann2040k190/0/170k4 - 01870k100/2/070k42000
Norse SoldierNorse2080k140/0/050k2 - 21930k222/2/160k32000
Death is ForeverShambling Undead1960k190/0/060k4 - 21730k223/2/050k39000
Forlorn Hope!Human2080k120/0/140k1 - 22000k140/1/040k34000
Slim Chance BrigadeElven Union2330k261/0/140k4 - 52570k313/0/060k37000
Buzzing KillersOrc2350k90/0/050k1 - 11960k141/2/070k39000
BootShambling Undead2000k121/0/110k1 - 21660k255/0/160k34000
Love me Love my dogHalfling2120k151/0/020k2 - 31590k181/0/370k30000
It's Grimm Up NorthNorse1830k70/1/060k0 - 11800k101/0/060k39000
Born To Live ForeverWood Elf1760k231/1/050k3 - 02150k60/0/070k33000
Popes in the WoodsWood Elf1880k151/0/050k2 - 31410k242/0/070k31000
Phoenix Gate GuardiansHigh Elf1810k151/1/060k1 - 31850k240/3/050k31000