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Kiwiana Cavaliers
P [L] Elven Union


Kiwiana Cavaliers


Team History
Scattered across the windswept hills of the Deserted Isles, the weathered effigies of gods from times long past stand and gaze over the empty plains below. The mighty Buzzy Bee, whose great yellow wings blot out the sun. The twin brother-gods Lemon & Paeroa. Chilly Bin, who brings the frosts in winter. The terrible and vigilant four-faced man, Mister Square.

Among some of the feral Elf tribes who call the Deserted Isles home, it was common to take the name of a god before going to war, so that the divine ones might watch over the warrior and shield them from harm. Now both war and the ancient gods of Kiwiana have fallen out of favour, and Blood Bowl has risen to fill the void - but some Elves keep to the old ways.

Though their gods clearly offer them no protection on Nuffle's sacred pitch, the Cavaliers still adopt the names of their pantheon before they sail to the Southern Wastes to seek glory on the astrogranite.


Notable Players
#1 Lemon Captain of the Cavaliers, and leading casualty dealer for the team.

#3 Buzzy Bee Founding squad member, top scorer, SWL All Star. No Cavaliers player has yet surpassed Buzzy Bee's achievements. Tragically forced into retirement after a serious neck injury suffered in the first game of Season LX, Buzzy now acts as specialist catching coach for the squad.

- Bronze Twahnlow, Season LIX
- Joint Bronze Ball, Season LIX
- SWL All-Star, Season LIX

#5 Chocolate Fish Founding (and thus far only) Thrower for the Cavaliers. Has a strong passing game, but needs to work on actually picking up the ball.

- Bronze Arrow, Season LIX
- Bronze Strongarm, Season LIX
SWL Record
LX - Harlequins of Despair Conference - 4th Place(2/3/2)
LIX - Miyuso's Regional - 2nd place (3/2/2)

Biggest Win: 6-5 - vs. Port Macquarie Snowleopards, Season LX
Biggest Loss: 0-2 - vs. Multiple Opponents
Most TD For: 6 - vs. Port Macquarie Snowleopards, Season LX
Most TD Against: 5 - vs. Port Macquarie Snowleopards, Season LX
Most Cas. Inflicted: 3 - vs. Multiple Opponents
Most Cas. Suffered: 6 - vs. Athel Loren Lovers, Season LIX
First Win: 4-2 - vs. Blackwater Glee Club, Season LIX
R.I.P.
The players that made the ultimate sacrifice on the pitch.
Number 8 Wire The first Cavalier to be killed in the line of duty. He died as he lived; undistinguished in any way.

Hokey Pokey The second of the Cavaliers to depart to the great bench in the sky. Like his predecessor, Hokey Pokey never did anything of note. He might be missed, if anyone could remember what he looked like.

Jandal Originally a Journeyman brought into the fold after catching the eye of the commentators and being awarded MVP, Jandal holds the dubious distinction of being the first skilled Cavaliers player to pass away.

Pineapple Lumps The first true star of the Cavaliers, Pineapple Lumps died in ignominious fashion. Sprinting a square too far during their win over the Athel Loren Lovers, he tripped over his own bootlaces, slammed face-first into the astrogranite, and died. The team doctors did their best to save Pineapple, but were unable to revive him.

Swandri Another utterly nondescript lineman, mown down in only his second game.

Tip-Top The second player to bear his name, Tip-Top lasted long enough to twice be awarded MVP, but otherwise achieved little of note. His loss was felt slightly more keenly than the usual line-fodder, as he had managed to gain a doubles skill.

Waikato Draught Waikato lasted four games with the side, and seemed like he might make it through the season in the #4 jersey. Sadly, both his career and his life were cut short by Easy Mode Maniacs in the Cavaliers' final game of their first season.

Jandals Jandals seemed set to defy the curse of the #4 jersey, with an already dazzling record after only 3 games, but was killed in the Cavaliers Season LX match against Shades of Svartalfheim. His death serves as a valuable lesson that even a 1-dice blitz on the last turn can be deadly.
Honours
Buzzy Bee - SWL LIX - Bronze Twahnlow

Buzzy Bee - SWL LIX - Joint Bronze Ball

Buzzy Bee - SWL LIX - SWL All-Star

Chocolate Fish - SWL LIX - Bronze Arrow

Chocolate Fish - SWL LIX - Bronze Strongarm
First Team
The inaugural Kiwiana Cavaliers squad.
#1 Lemon - Active - 22 Games, 6 TD, 9 Cas
#2 Paeroa - Active - 21 Games, 1 TD, 3 Cas
#3 Buzzy Bee - Retired - 17 Games, 14 TD, 1 Cas
#4 Tip Top - Retired - 4 Games, 0 TD, 1 Cas
#5 Chocolate Fish - Active - 21 Games, 1 TD, 1 Cas
#6 Gumboot - Retired - 2 Games, 0 TD, 0 Cas
#7 Marmite - Retired - 8 Games, 0 TD, 2 Cas
#8 Number 8 Wire - Deceased - 4 Games, 0 TD, 0 Cas
#9 Mr Four Square - Retired - 10 Games, 0 TD, 1 Cas
#10 Pavlova - Retired - 13 Games, 0 TD, 1 Cas
#11 Hokey Pokey - Deceased - 3 Games, 0 TD, 0 Cas
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Lemon
Blitzer
6 4 4 8
Block, Side Step
+ST, Dodge, Tackle
 -ma 29 0 6 0 11 2 50/51 200k
(110+90)k
  
2
Paeroa
Blitzer
6 4 3 8
Block, Side Step
+ST, Guard
 -ag, -ma 26 1 1 0 3 4 30/31 190k
(110+80)k
  
4
Silver Fern
Catcher
8 3 4 6
Catch, Nerves Of Steel
Block
 -av 8 0 2 0 0 0 6/16 120k
(100+20)k
  
5
Chocolate Fish
Thrower
5 3 4 6
Pass
Strong Arm, Accurate, Sure Hands, Block
 n, -av, -ma, m 27 30 1 0 1 4 55/76 160k
(0)k
  
6
Georgie Pie
Catcher
8 3 4 7
Catch, Nerves Of Steel
Block
   3 1 1 0 0 1 9/16 120k
(100+20)k
  
7
No. 8 Wire
Lineman
6 3 4 7
Wrestle
 n 14 2 1 0 0 1 10/16 80k
(60+20)k
  
11
Chilly Bin
Lineman
6 3 4 7
Kick
   22 3 0 0 2 1 12/16 80k
(60+20)k
  
17
Julius Grottywing
Journeyman Lineman
6 3 4 7
Loner
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 60k
(60+0)k
  
18
Brian Weakhawk
Journeyman Lineman
6 3 4 7
Loner
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 60k
(60+0)k
  
19
Yorick Stronglightning
Journeyman Lineman
6 3 4 7
Loner
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 60k
(60+0)k
  
20
Julius Hideousbone
Journeyman Lineman
6 3 4 7
Loner
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 60k
(60+0)k
  
6 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: heretek Re-Rolls (100k): 3  
Race: Elven Union Fan Factor: 6  
Current Team Value: 1290k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 160k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1450k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:30 (10/7/13) |TD Diff:-7 (49 - 56) |Cas Diff:-67 (20/12/4 - 53/31/19)
Last Opponent: Intoxicated Mayhem

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
deities of dodgeAmazon1000k90/0/050k1 - 21050k120/0/060k16k
DoddleSkaven1050k224/0/060k3 - 21190k170/2/040k17k
Cripple Peak Stone-StealersUnderworld Denizens1150k152/0/070k2 - 01230k111/0/140k17k
Aztec Swarfega EatersLizardmen1160k71/0/040k0 - 21280k130/0/170k17k
Shades of SvartalfheimDark Elf1140k100/0/040k1 - 41370k355/2/070k22k
Ogrepaid Ogresexed OgrehereOgre1160k152/1/050k1 - 01260k111/2/160k22k
Soylent GreenstarsNurgle1160k80/0/040k1 - 11130k164/0/020k24k
Easy Mode ManiacsChaos Dwarf1200k130/0/080k2 - 0950k91/1/040k15k
JunkyardersGoblin1240k190/3/020k2 - 31060k202/0/180k25k
Blackwater Glee ClubChaos Chosen1280k220/0/050k4 - 21300k201/1/020k24k
St Killa SinnersNecromantic Horror1260k120/0/030k2 - 21340k192/2/040k28k
Athel Loren LoversWood Elf1310k210/1/080k3 - 11220k223/2/120k26k
Warpsend WanderersChaos Renegade1280k120/0/060k2 - 21320k150/1/120k28k
deities of dodgeAmazon1310k110/0/030k0 - 21550k180/1/140k27k
Cocksville BlockersHuman1400k100/0/050k1 - 21610k172/1/180k28k
Easy Mode ManiacsChaos Dwarf1270k160/0/090k3 - 21450k173/1/160k22k
Port Macquarie SnowleopardsWood Elf1360k303/0/050k6 - 51410k311/2/020k33k
Sacred Spawning of SotekLizardmen1310k80/1/050k0 - 21810k161/0/160k35k
Shades of SvartalfheimDark Elf1350k311/2/060k5 - 21490k172/1/150k36k
Edamame DietAmazon1160k120/1/250k1 - 11630k100/0/140k35k
Cocksville BlockersHuman1360k110/0/050k1 - 11610k152/1/030k35k
Geelong Bull FrogsSlann1250k80/1/030k0 - 31480k233/0/070k26k
SWL Hunting CrocsLizardmen1420k112/0/150k0 - 02020k163/1/140k31k
Malapropism ManiaChaos Dwarf1430k181/1/020k2 - 32290k263/1/280k31k
Asha'maniacDwarf1300k101/0/020k1 - 21790k181/2/070k28k
Madness Mountain MiseryNurgle1390k90/0/010k1 - 31710k222/3/160k37k
Jinxed JestersDark Elf1220k71/0/150k0 - 21630k163/1/180k29k
Geelong Bull FrogsSlann1400k161/1/040k2 - 21450k231/1/150k25k
Freezy TreesNorse1410k130/0/040k2 - 11790k143/1/060k25k
Intoxicated MayhemOrc1440k71/0/030k0 - 22260k223/1/160k28k