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Team Founding:
2515

Fight song:
Black Sabbath - Don't Start (Too Late)

Team Motto:
Hate and Despise (of self)

Abhorrent
From the fortress of Kazak Dum (and dumber) come a squad of squat, irritating, -2db'ing, 1d powing, slow, disgusting dorfs. Inspired by their hatred of all things fun, mutated or simply not dorf, they take to the fields in order to ruin everyone else's day as well as their own. Ever plodding onwards.



"Did you know?" - Devin Fletterfoot, the dorf star runner, was once named team MVP three games consecutively!

The long road behind...

Team has been through several up and down periods as players came, got maimed, and left, and others died on the field. Famous teams played so far include the almighty Burn Notice, at a time of rebuilding for the rats, allowing for victory in spite of many errors throughout the game.

Against the human hordes of the Cathay Cobras the underdog dorfs fought to a plucky draw, despite some underhand tactics from their opponents. Such tactics had already been seen, but with less effect, as Abhorrent upset the legendary Sons of Brutus during the team's first meeting.

Abhorred, despised and marked for ruin:
Brock the Jock, UW Troll, maimed and scarred several dorfs on the rampage. Never forgotten.

Back to the mines:
Budmoug Bellshead, Blitzer. Battered by a troll.
Doramrig Grudgestone, Blocker. Jumped on by a rat.
Kravurim Bottlemail, Runner. Hobbled by a Human.
Katgrut Cragsword Hit by a rock. Struck by the hands of nuffle!
Not singing any more:
Richard Hideousbone WElf Lineman. Never trust an elf.
Boomer Eziasson, Dwarf Bombardier. A sad ending to a true hero's tale, Boomer found out what it is to stand against Abhorrent. And died.


Adapted from NSL template by Balle2000.

New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Blitzer
5 3 3 9
Block, Thick Skull
Mighty Blow, Guard, Stand Firm, Fend, Dodge
  58 0 1 0 21 9 90/ 190k
(80+110)k
 
2
Blitzer
5 3 3 9
Block, Thick Skull
  0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 80k
(80+0)k
 
3
Runner
7 3 3 8
Sure Hands, Thick Skull
Leader, Block, +MA, Dodge, Kick-Off Return
  36 9 30 0 0 7 134/ 200k
(80+120)k
 
4
Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Dodge
  11 0 0 0 0 2 10/ 100k
(70+30)k
 
5
Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
  6 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 70k
(70+0)k
 
6
Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Guard
  22 0 0 0 2 1 9/ 90k
(70+20)k
 
7
Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
  6 0 0 0 0 1 5/ 70k
(70+0)k
 
8
Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Guard, Mighty Blow, Stand Firm
  39 0 0 0 13 3 41/ 130k
(70+60)k
 
9
Blocker
4 3 1 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Guard, Mighty Blow
-ag 31 0 0 0 3 2 16/ 110k
(70+40)k
 
10
Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
  1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(70+0)k
 
11
Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
  0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(70+0)k
 
13
Troll Slayer
5 3 2 8
Block, Dauntless, Frenzy, Thick Skull
Mighty Blow, Guard
  24 0 0 0 5 2 20/ 130k
(90+40)k
 
12 players  
Coach: ArrestedDevelopment Re-Rolls (100k): 2  
Race: Dwarf Fan Factor: 7  
Current Team Value: 1530k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 100k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1530k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:58 (18/18/22) |TD Diff:1 (56 - 55) |Cas Diff:73 (84/43/25 - 45/26/8)
Last Opponent: Ruette Asylum

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
Better Dead Than Smeg!Vampire1000k111/0/090k1 - 1980k110/1/020k15k
Northern Wildlings IINorse1010k142/1/070k1 - 1930k90/0/080k16k
Moussillon GhostboostersShambling Undead1130k112/1/030k0 - 11110k80/0/070k22k
NordiksNorse1120k122/0/060k1 - 21090k131/0/020k19k
Brighthelm GemstonesDwarf1120k80/0/070k1 - 01130k50/0/060k20k
Trees HuggersWood Elf1150k141/1/130k1 - 11150k132/0/040k21k
Williamsburg WarpdiversUnderworld Denizens1150k122/0/080k1 - 01100k50/0/010k17k
Dirty FellasGoblin1160k223/1/080k3 - 01140k71/2/050k22k
Happy SumosNurgle1190k90/0/070k1 - 01150k50/0/070k27k
Mùrnich-elvesWood Elf1240k162/1/160k1 - 01210k70/0/040k22k
BoB0X!Ogre1290k161/1/240k1 - 11180k101/0/020k25k
Machines of WarChaos Chosen1340k204/2/030k1 - 11370k80/0/040k21k
Botte piccola Dwarf1360k100/1/050k1 - 01250k122/1/020k23k
Goblin RevengeOrc1350k121/0/140k1 - 11380k100/1/080k33k
Florescent JumpsuitsUnderworld Denizens1360k163/1/050k1 - 11480k163/2/050k26k
Lonely ToionsNecromantic Horror1300k142/0/260k0 - 21330k130/1/070k22k
Asuryan's PhoenicesHigh Elf1460k70/0/130k0 - 11490k80/0/060k21k
Fragilissimae LightweightsSkaven1350k120/1/220k0 - 11330k121/1/070k28k
Boredom IncorporatedChaos Renegade1290k121/0/150k1 - 11470k163/0/180k31k
Karak Ankor IrondrakesDwarf1280k120/1/130k1 - 11260k111/0/040k27k
FeARR the BombardiARRGoblin1310k163/1/050k1 - 21350k142/0/140k24k
Redwood Sons of AnarchyHuman1250k100/1/030k1 - 21520k140/1/080k29k
rorkOrc1200k112/0/150k0 - 21400k141/0/030k29k
Crimson Cheese ChasersSkaven1240k193/1/140k1 - 21270k130/1/070k25k
KalifornicationHuman1280k91/1/040k0 - 01260k91/1/070k24k
Brianne Kaylee and Emma RoseHigh Elf1230k173/2/020k0 - 11370k120/0/170k30k
Sons of BrutusHuman1330k214/1/020k2 - 11400k102/0/030k19k
GulfDwarf1360k163/1/020k1 - 11450k90/0/070k24k
Burn NoticeSkaven1410k171/1/150k2 - 11420k90/0/050k26k
Barthas Todos Tus MuertosNecromantic Horror1460k121/1/020k1 - 21480k151/1/050k30k
Ranidus CrolSlann1450k71/0/040k0 - 11700k142/1/060k29k
Popol et JohnShambling Undead1410k121/1/060k1 - 11440k101/0/070k32k
Cathay CobrasHuman1410k151/1/050k2 - 21510k140/1/050k28k
Dead Chicks PatrolNecromantic Horror1440k152/1/060k1 - 11590k151/2/030k33k
Get ShortiesChaos Dwarf1400k150/1/160k2 - 01450k60/0/010k25k
Eternal Champions of DeathShambling Undead1540k153/1/160k0 - 11600k121/1/130k31k
Chicas de la Vega BajaAmazon1490k141/0/1100k1 - 01470k00/0/00k26k
Grungni's GrumblersDwarf1550k80/1/070k0 - 01560k80/0/170k32k
Scabeiathrax NeutralizersNurgle1540k91/0/050k0 - 11540k131/1/080k31k
Karak-UrzChaos Dwarf1450k122/0/050k1 - 21580k131/1/080k25k
South City Scum [B]Human1430k191/2/180k2 - 11450k111/0/020k26k
Kalevalan Uusi AikaWood Elf1750k164/0/030k1 - 21470k120/0/060k28k
InoxWallOrc1350k170/3/050k2 - 01400k71/0/030k26k
CaponataChaos Dwarf1380k92/0/060k0 - 11370k101/0/060k28k
That Should Be IllegalNurgle1390k183/2/080k1 - 11400k122/0/040k28k
DislikesDwarf1380k173/0/060k2 - 01400k60/0/020k33k
Paint it [B]lackSkaven1410k151/1/120k2 - 11370k120/2/050k34k
Lammer HereticsChaos Dwarf1410k90/2/050k0 - 01330k155/0/030k34k
Asuryan's PhoenicesHigh Elf1440k140/2/160k1 - 21440k151/0/080k32k
Nuevo ricosHigh Elf1450k121/1/050k1 - 21450k130/0/080k30k
Non-furry AnimalsLizardmen1490k122/0/030k1 - 01450k81/0/020k32k
Zonk!Orc1520k110/0/070k2 - 01550k111/1/140k27k
Daggers of LlothDark Elf1460k234/1/270k2 - 11590k120/1/010k26k
Redemption SongsHigh Elf1430k100/1/030k1 - 11540k100/0/060k30k
Heavy Load Road ToadsSlann1480k110/0/070k2 - 01480k80/0/050k24k
Lonely MountainDwarf1540k102/0/040k0 - 11700k163/1/070k31k
Colonnie SkavenSkaven1510k141/0/260k1 - 21690k160/1/120k26k
Ruette AsylumWood Elf1490k60/0/060k0 - 11470k100/0/170k31k