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[X] Dark Elf
| Ok, they died horribly as Amazons. They were boring as paint peeling when they let their wild sides out as Chaos. I've had luck with my other elven teams--let's see if third race's a charm... So far, so wonderful! Off to a 5-1-0 start, beating down on a dwarven team, out-speeding two skaven teams, out-dodging a woodelf team, surviving a rotter game and slugging out a draw with a nasty norse team! Three ff increases in the first 4 games shows fans know what they like. These matriarchs are regaining their confidence, which is not good news for their future opponents! Update: Not so good luck of late. Sure, no important injuries, and the team is progressing nicely, but after our stellar start the team has since gone 0-1-5, bringing my career record back down to even. We must start winning more games, girls! Hup, hup! Good grief. After starting 5-1-0, we've won only 1, ONE!, game in the last 14. If it wasn't for the fact these girls are my strongest team, I'd be rather fed up with them. ******************************************************************************* Well, we reached the magic 25 game mark, and I'm afraid the team has seen it's last legs. Injuries have outpaced income for replacements, and aging hasn't helped either, ruining our best players. So it's time for the Sweet Things to finally hang up their cleats and go back home to train the next generation lady bloodbowlers, show them how to hack it in what many refer to as a "man's sport". Through our multiple generations of the team--the original Sweet Things amazon team which retired due to losing half its players over two games; the replacement amazon Sweeter Things, who got pasted in their first match; Even Sweeter Things, a chaos version, which had zero ball control ability; to today's Sweetest Things, lady elves who started out settling old scores, but eventually what goes around comes around, and they've been pounded into submision. The team could maybe continue, but they're tired of losing and being perpetually understrength, so it's time to call it a night. It was fun while it lasted... ******************************************************************************* Team Records: Biggest win: 5-3 Worst loss: 0-6 Highest scoring game: 2-7 Most cas caused: 3/2/0 Most cas suffered: 4/1/1, 1/3/1 Largest gate: 100k Team Roster (including retired/dead if star or above) Legends: Mega-stars: Super-stars: Stars: Taffy II (ret) Emerging stars: Soda Pop, Sundae, Lolly Pop, Candy, Cinnamon, Brownie Veterans: Jawbreaker, Honey, Ginger Experienced: Rookies: Sugah (Note to self: Never play stboub again. Game took way too long, and in retribution for me scoring a single td he started fouling, with no benefit to the team but merely to foul, then started swearing at me.) |
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| Player | Ma | St | Ag | Av | Skills | Inj | G | Cp | Td | It | Cs | Mvp | SPP | Cost | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| 1 |
Thrower
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6 | 3 | 4 | 8 | Pass Sure Hands, Accurate, Dodge |
22 | 25 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 33/ | 150k
(150)k |
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| 4 |
Witch Elf
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8 | 3 | 4 | 7 | Dodge, Frenzy, Jump Up +MA, Block |
4 | 1 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 16/ | 160k
(183)k |
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| 5 |
Blitzer
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7 | 3 | 5 | 8 | Block Strip Ball, +AG |
16 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 23/ | 160k
(165)k |
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| 6 |
Blitzer
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7 | 3 | 4 | 8 | Block Dodge, Jump Up, Tackle |
25 | 7 | 5 | 0 | 4 | 2 | 40/ | 170k
(170)k |
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| 7 |
Blitzer
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7 | 2 | 5 | 8 | Block Leap, +AG, Pass Block |
-st | 24 | 10 | 6 | 0 | 3 | 1 | 39/ | 180k
(168)k |
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| 8 |
Blitzer
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7 | 3 | 4 | 7 | Block Dodge, Tackle, Dauntless |
-av, m | 24 | 5 | 6 | 1 | 2 | 1 | 34/ | 170k
(0)k |
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| 13 |
Lineman
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6 | 3 | 4 | 8 | Block, Strip Ball |
25 | 7 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 1 | 21/ | 110k
(115)k |
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| 14 |
Lineman
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5 | 3 | 4 | 8 | Block, Tackle, Guard |
-ma, m | 25 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 4 | 5 | 42/ | 140k
(0)k |
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| 15 |
Lineman
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6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | Kick, Guard, Block |
-av | 23 | 6 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 4 | 36/ | 140k
(128)k |
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| 16 |
Lineman
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6 | 3 | 4 | 8 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/ | 70k
(70)k |
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| 8 players (+2 players missing next game) | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Games Played: | 25 (7/6/12) | | | TD Diff: | -18 (51 - 69) | | | Cas Diff: | -12 (20/12/4 - 22/18/8) |
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| Last Opponent: Dark Prophecies | |||||||
| For | Against | ||||||||||
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| Opponent | Race | TV | SPP | Cas | Gold | Score | TV | SPP | Cas | Gold | Gate |
 Blind Guardians | Dwarf | 1000k | 12 | 0/0/0 | 60k | 2 - 0 | 970k | 6 | 0/0/0 | 70k | 60k |
| Clan Grim Lightning | Skaven | 1080k | 22 | 2/0/0 | 40k | 3 - 1 | 1150k | 10 | 0/0/0 | 60k | 46k |
| Midgard Maulers | Norse | 1170k | 16 | 0/1/0 | 60k | 2 - 2 | 1140k | 15 | 2/0/1 | 40k | 67k |
 Dravian Rangers | Wood Elf | 1220k | 15 | 0/0/0 | 50k | 2 - 0 | 1350k | 10 | 0/0/1 | 20k | 45k |
| Suicidal Tendency | Nurgle's Rotters | 1200k | 17 | 1/0/0 | 70k | 2 - 1 | 1230k | 8 | 1/0/0 | 70k | 69k |
| Squeecks Scramblers | Skaven | 1290k | 23 | 1/0/1 | 80k | 3 - 1 | 1440k | 13 | 0/0/1 | 70k | 62k |
| Sotek's World | Lizardmen | 1360k | 11 | 1/0/0 | 40k | 0 - 4 | 1300k | 22 | 1/1/0 | 90k | 67k |
| Pesky pass blockers | Nurgle's Rotters | 1420k | 16 | 1/2/0 | 70k | 1 - 2 | 1370k | 13 | 0/0/0 | 50k | 63k |
| Chaos Bacteria | Chaos | 1520k | 11 | 0/0/0 | 30k | 1 - 2 | 2040k | 13 | 1/0/0 | 10k | 70k |
| Sissies We Know It | Wood Elf | 1570k | 20 | 3/2/0 | 30k | 1 - 4 | 1580k | 20 | 1/0/0 | 20k | 56k |
| Sleeper in Metropolis | Necromantic Horror | 1640k | 15 | 0/0/0 | 60k | 2 - 2 | 1630k | 22 | 3/1/0 | 50k | 90k |
| Karaz-a-Karak Mining Ltd | Dwarf | 1690k | 22 | 1/0/0 | 60k | 3 - 4 | 1600k | 20 | 0/0/0 | 80k | 73k |
| Wesel Alive | Human | 1800k | 18 | 0/1/1 | 60k | 2 - 2 | 2110k | 15 | 0/2/0 | 20k | 93k |
| Slo Vermin II | Skaven | 1890k | 15 | 0/0/0 | 60k | 2 - 2 | 1720k | 21 | 1/2/0 | 40k | 78k |
| Godgiven Rulerz | Skaven | 1930k | 20 | 2/1/0 | 70k | 2 - 7 | 1930k | 30 | 0/0/1 | 50k | 100k |
| Tope | Amazon | 2050k | 21 | 1/0/0 | 10k | 3 - 5 | 2380k | 30 | 1/2/0 | 20k | 79k |
| Fumbbl Fantasy | Nurgle's Rotters | 2100k | 10 | 0/1/0 | 10k | 0 - 2 | 1670k | 14 | 1/1/0 | 80k | 77k |
| Crazy Basement Jumpers | Wood Elf | 2130k | 18 | 1/0/0 | 10k | 2 - 3 | 2170k | 21 | 2/0/0 | 60k | 63k |
| Reincarnated Librarians | Necromantic Horror | 2160k | 28 | 2/0/0 | 60k | 5 - 3 | 2150k | 18 | 1/0/0 | 60k | 83k |
| Sniggering Sadists of Shralk | Dark Elf | 2270k | 16 | 1/0/0 | 50k | 2 - 5 | 2160k | 33 | 4/1/1 | 30k | 90k |
| Washington | Human | 2200k | 26 | 1/2/0 | 110k | 3 - 2 | 2340k | 22 | 1/2/1 | 0k | 60k |
| Doh | Orc | 2120k | 10 | 0/0/0 | 0k | 1 - 1 | 2330k | 16 | 0/2/1 | 0k | 59k |
| Die Warp Maus | Skaven | 1890k | 32 | 2/2/0 | 0k | 4 - 4 | 1800k | 19 | 0/0/0 | 40k | 60k |
| Dark Elfs | Dark Elf | 1960k | 23 | 0/0/1 | 40k | 3 - 4 | 1820k | 26 | 1/1/0 | 40k | 52k |
| Dark Prophecies | Dark Elf | 1850k | 9 | 0/0/1 | 10k | 0 - 6 | 2080k | 39 | 1/3/1 | 50k | 47k |