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-Hargendorf Unicorns-
P [L] Hargendorf Unicorns
On Season 6
Hargendorf management has the following to say on Season 6:

"The lack of a TV Cap in the DLE is, and always has been, very frustrating, as is the ineffective collection of rules with the stated intent of making the lowest teams 'competitive', without actually being capable of doing such. Examples would be the watering down of the quality of Restructure Players, and the pathetic nature of the Free Agent players available. In truth, we would rather see no compensation, than these half measures, which do little towards making small teams able to compete with the majority of the league. Without compensation, perhaps the ridiculous lack of a TV Cap in a draft league would become more obvious to all more quickly.

Hargendorf feels compelled to enter Season 6 with the very highest priority being set on 'Star-Player protection' at the expense of the usual effort towards winning matches. Winning has served only to lower Hargendorf's draft position, as there aren't any actual real fans to appease in an imaginary league, are there?

To us, DLE appears to be originally designed to, and continues to evolve towards rewarding extensive 'Meta-Gaming.' The observed initial meta-gaming involved getting the lion's share of trade activity, and securing amazing deals in those trades, to create very large TV teams. Tactically, the meta involves getting excessive amounts of Mighty Blow and the broken skill 'Piling On' onto the LoS to attempt to set a team's scoring drive on 'easy-mode', and with a general Strength and Guard advantage, destroy a handicapped opposition as much as possible, as quickly as possible.

Hargendorf likens it to playing large Chaos rosters back when CLAWPOMB was legal, and ubiquitous.. unexciting, and unimaginative.

Hargendorf has attempted to coach themselves out of their disadvantaged position for 4 seasons, and has not been successful. Hargendorf does not care to 'Meta-Trade', and has instead attempted (twice) to see if the restructure system was viable. Sadly, they feel it is not. So Hargendorf will swallow their pride, and go against their instincts, and perform, as a last resort, the ultimate 'meta' available to a small team in a draft league ruled in the shadows by the cult of Meta-Gaming.. Hargendorf will attempt a tank.

The city of Hargendorf will donate it's time and its team to the other 16 opponents in Season 6, looking forward to what they hope will be a better Season 7. In a league which is fundamentally 'broken' until a TV Cap is imposed, Hargendorf will explore this dramatic option, if for no other reason that to push to boundaries of 'meta-gaming' in DLE, hopefully leading to conversations about what we really want in this league."

Hargendorf Unicorns from Nordland

The most devastating block in DLE history.
Season 5, Game 10, Turn 6, 2 Players Killed, 250 TV Lost

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Draft 7
Own 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th
Marauder's 1st, 2nd,
Patriot's 1st
Universe 1st
Scimitar's 3rd

Draft 8
Own 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th
Patriots 4th

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Progression: Standard
# Name Position Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs vp Sp Cost  
1'Insane' Ian Kawallski1Blitzer7338Block 10000000k (0+0k) 
2 Tommy 'Tiny' Gunn1Thrower6338Block, Sure Hands, Leader, Pass 17410121940k (40+0k) 
3 'Rumble' Ronnie Colemon2Blitzer7338Block, Tackle, Juggernaut, Mighty Blow, Piling On 310002104280k (80+0k) 
4 Ed 'Laces' Lancaster4Blitzer7438Block, Sure Hands 16810022170k (70+0k) 
5 Jess 'Just Hangin' Hagler2Thrower6338Block, Sure Hands, Dodge, Pass 13600021650k (50+0k) 
6 Matt Kalil1Ogre5529Block, Pro, Tackle, Sure Feet, Guard, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone-head, Loner, Throw Team-Mate 7300030690140k (140+0k) 
7 'Killa' Karl Frankowitz4Lineman6338Block, Guard, Mighty Blow 32010612080k (80+0k) 
8 'Long Shanks' Lester Lime1Lineman6338Block, Kick 1100010240k (40+0k) 
9 Micah Hyde3Catcher8247Block, Catch, Diving Tackle, Dodge, Leap, Side Step 50529012104120k (120+0k) 
10 Keenan Allen1Catcher7237Block, Kick-Off Return, Catch, Diving Catch, Dodge, Side Step-ma3002010880k (80+0k) 
11 'Neon' Leon McFadden2Catcher8247Block, Pass Block, Catch, Dodge 32550065080k (80+0k) 
12 Olaf 'Old-Timer' Jessopson3Blitzer7338Block, Mighty Blow 7010111020k (20+0k) 
13Hob Stevenson6Lineman6338  10000000k (0+0k) 
14 Germain 'Stay Away' Woodson2Lineman6338Dirty Player 1400000020k (20+0k) 
15David Spades3Lineman6338 n, m20000000k (0k) 
16'Dirty' Kwan Weems5Lineman6338Dirty Player 1001000320k (20+0k) 
15 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach:The_Murker Re-Rolls (100k):3  
Race:Hargendorf Unicorns Fan Factor:4  
Team Value:1080k Assistant Coaches:0  
Treasury:11820000 Cheerleaders:0  
Tournament Weight:1080k Apothecary:Yes  

Games Played:74 (25/16/33) |TD Diff:-22 (92 - 114) |Cas Diff:-21 (124/42/20 - 117/63/27)
Last Opponent: -Remas Eagles-

 For Against 
-Wolfenburg WolfskinsWolfenburg Wolfskins620k152/0/030k2 - 2720k150/2/040k18000
-Erengrad Vikings-Erengrad Vikings550k163/0/040k2 - 1910k110/0/160k32000
Marienburg Foxes-Marienburg Foxes670k102/1/020k0 - 1660k80/0/070k26000
-Carroburg Crimson Cascade-Carroburg Crimson Cascade660k102/0/070k0 - 1680k232/3/170k22000
-Praag Grizzlies-Praag Grizzlies640k172/2/050k1 - 1780k90/0/060k28000
-Flashfurt Universe-Flashfurt Universe650k123/2/150k1 - 2860k182/1/080k34000
Emsk Cardinals-Emsk Red Cardinals690k284/1/160k3 - 2930k130/0/040k32000
-Averheim River Bandits-Averheim River Bandits1020k152/0/070k2 - 1990k122/1/050k32000
Akendorf Griffins- -Great Ogham Griffins970k182/1/070k2 - 11250k130/2/040k26000
-Wolfsbach Scimitars-Wolfsbach Scimitars1000k131/1/070k1 - 01120k50/0/020k22000
-Marienburg Foxes-Marienburg Foxes1110k131/0/040k2 - 21040k140/1/070k33000
San Luis 49ers-San Luis 49ers1080k130/1/080k2 - 2720k191/1/070k31000
-Flashfurt Universe-Flashfurt Universe1070k122/0/030k1 - 31290k263/1/220k26000
-Rotenbach Razorbacks-Rotenbach Razorbacks940k152/0/060k2 - 2900k121/0/020k28000
Remas Eagles-Remas Eagles930k181/2/160k2 - 11150k110/0/160k34000
-Emsk Red Cardinals-Emsk Red Cardinals940k120/0/070k2 - 11180k111/0/050k28000
-Grenzburg Greenskins-Grenzburg Greenskins970k140/1/040k2 - 1920k111/0/030k32000
-Flashfurt Universe-Flashfurt Universe1000k121/2/110k0 - 21340k171/1/180k31000
-Muckenhof Manticores-Muckenhof Manticores950k80/0/040k1 - 11190k143/0/040k29000
-Marienburg Foxes-Marienburg Foxes980k125/0/060k0 - 21090k173/1/040k33000
-Dead Wood Rangers-Bilbali Rangers950k172/1/080k2 - 11120k143/0/150k22000
-Emsk Red Cardinals-Emsk Red Cardinals920k122/0/050k1 - 0980k81/0/030k30000
-Norden Legion-Norden Legion1010k50/0/030k0 - 21150k161/0/070k34000
-Averheim River Bandits-Averheim River Bandits1020k153/0/070k1 - 21290k264/1/240k29000
-Fort Solace Griffins-Great Ogham Griffins1100k245/0/130k2 - 11330k121/0/060k30000
-Remas Eagles-Remas Eagles1230k202/1/060k2 - 11120k130/2/030k33000
-Averheim River Bandits-Averheim River Bandits1110k151/1/050k2 - 11450k174/0/120k28000
-Nuln Gunners-Nuln Gunners1110k213/2/060k2 - 11190k101/0/040k30000
-Templehof Thunder-Templehof Thunder1120k131/0/150k1 - 21360k172/1/060k32000
-Marienburg Foxes-Marienburg Foxes1070k171/1/180k2 - 11210k121/2/050k30000
-Flashfurt Universe-Flashfurt Universe1020k163/1/060k1 - 21560k211/3/050k31000
-Emsk Red Cardinals-Emsk Red Cardinals1030k110/1/080k1 - 11180k110/1/020k27000
-Talabheim Sluggers-Talabheim Sluggers1120k266/0/130k2 - 01030k101/1/020k22000
-Skar Bay Sharks-Skar Bay Sharks1170k182/1/050k2 - 1970k153/0/060k31000
-Emsk Red Cardinals-Emsk Red Cardinals1170k100/0/040k1 - 21010k215/1/150k33000
-Kislev White Wolves-Kislev White Wolves1050k60/0/060k0 - 31390k192/0/140k25000
-Los Cabos Marauders-Los Cabos Marauders1130k163/0/140k1 - 11280k194/1/060k36000
-Kemperbad Knights-Kemperbad Knights1000k142/1/050k1 - 11530k141/2/040k21000
-Flashfurt Universe-Flashfurt Universe1070k71/0/040k0 - 21480k193/3/040k35000
-Marienburg Foxes-Marienburg Foxes930k170/1/240k2 - 2990k162/0/050k33000
-Flashfurt Universe-Flashfurt Universe1090k163/2/050k1 - 01380k50/0/020k32000
-Broekwater Patriots-Broekwater Patriots1080k142/2/020k1 - 21510k150/1/130k32000
-Wolfsbach Scimitars-Wolfsbach Scimitars1350k132/0/020k1 - 11400k183/2/080k31000
-Templehof Thunder-Templehof Thunder1340k151/1/070k2 - 01230k81/0/060k27000
-Broekwater Patriots-Broekwater Patriots1370k153/1/030k1 - 11670k100/1/070k30000
-Emsk Red Cardinals-Emsk Red Cardinals1340k111/0/030k1 - 21350k211/3/270k37000
-Altdorf Thunderbolts-Altdorf Thunderbolts1020k173/0/020k2 - 11200k130/2/030k26000
-Middenheim Classics-Middenheim Classics1170k183/1/040k2 - 11440k132/0/040k38000
-Fort Solace Griffins-Great Ogham Griffins1190k150/0/240k2 - 1980k131/0/130k30000
-Marienburg Foxes-Marienburg Foxes1200k161/1/070k2 - 11390k132/2/040k35000
-Flashfurt Universe-Flashfurt Universe1230k131/0/070k2 - 11360k151/1/130k31000
-Brionne Buccaneers-Brionne Buccaneers1060k151/0/220k1 - 31550k264/1/160k38000
-Barboza Bruisers-Barboza Bruisers1090k141/0/030k2 - 2970k120/0/040k32000
-Flashfurt Universe-Flashfurt Universe1120k70/1/020k0 - 11320k101/0/060k37000
-Monte Castello Wreckers-Monte Castello Wreckers1140k121/0/170k1 - 01060k113/0/040k33000
-Irrana Avalanche-Irrana Avalanche1160k162/1/140k1 - 21650k141/1/070k25000
-Marienburg Foxes-Marienburg Foxes1150k151/0/140k2 - 21410k223/2/130k32000
-Emsk Red Cardinals-Emsk Red Cardinals970k150/1/130k2 - 21310k161/2/050k24000
-Middenheim Classics-Middenheim Classics1010k81/0/050k0 - 21520k254/1/250k28000
-Templehof Thunder-Templehof Thunder960k80/2/030k0 - 21520k151/1/080k30000
-Marienburg Foxes-Marienburg Foxes910k50/0/030k0 - 21460k193/0/180k33000
-Wolfenburg Wolfskins-Wolfenburg Wolfskins1020k103/0/070k1 - 21470k182/0/160k27000
-Praag Grizzlies-Praag Grizzlies1040k142/1/020k1 - 21580k200/1/140k23000
-Flashfurt Universe-Flashfurt Universe1040k162/1/040k1 - 21330k173/0/090k24000
-Erengrad Vikings-Erengrad Vikings1060k152/1/040k1 - 21350k151/1/070k36000
-Carroburg Crimson Cascade-Carroburg Crimson Cascade1060k192/0/040k2 - 31080k234/1/070k20000
-Emsk Red Cardinals-Emsk Red Cardinals1040k184/0/010k2 - 31190k220/2/150k24000
-Emsk Red Cardinals-Emsk Red Cardinals960k153/1/060k1 - 21340k181/2/030k29000
-Rotenbach Razorbacks-Rotenbach Razorbacks990k70/0/130k0 - 21210k172/1/080k18000
-Wolfsbach Scimitars-Wolfsbach Scimitars1010k112/0/060k0 - 31620k223/0/060k35000
-Marienburg Foxes-Marienburg Foxes1010k101/0/010k0 - 31550k305/1/080k19000
-San Luis 49ers-San Luis 49ers1030k90/0/050k1 - 21360k140/1/070k28000
-Flashfurt Universe-Flashfurt Universe1070k81/0/010k1 - 21440k234/0/280k27000
-Remas Eagles-Remas Eagles1070k103/0/030k1 - 11640k100/1/070k30000